Ahhhhhh. What perverted minds doth eschew.

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Actually, she's playing America the Beautiful.

The "But can she play Dixie?" thing musta thrown you off.

Corrections aside, that was pretty funneh albeit fake..

Be Well.

Ohhhhhh ok.

Oh Beautiful for sensual skies,
For amber muffs that sing.
For bouncing boobs
And jiggly ass
And all that makes you 'Schwing'.

... and I immediately thought of the Drudge Retort.

I'm afraid to ask.

kazoos don't change pitch as does the supposed song she's playing with her vag.

Wow. I never thought I'd hear tell of a queef bigger than myself.

~~Starvis

That's about the funniest(and most disturbing) thing I've ever seen.....

That was the National Anthem she was playin'-not Dixie.

you know..
I think I dated her once...I kept hearing strange sounds coming from her crotch.