Who the hell is ....

Oh, some bony, ugly, pasty-skinned actress.

Kinda funny, though, that Truthy defines his quality of life based on seeing the nipple of some fantasy woman on a DVD.

Take a clue, Truthy: That's what photoshop -- and online porn -- is for.

Geez, Natalie! I decided to stop that years ago.

...And I further promise to try to stop having sex with that door-knob (ya knob, the one with the cool demeanor).

Pass the coke......