IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins, or do you get to be somebody's bitch for eternity...

LOL LOL stupid inbred bastards...

A few thousand more "oops" like this one and we'll win the war without firing a shot.

Bush's fault.

"IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins..."

Why don't you give it a whirl and report back?

Sounds more like something you'd see in a Monty Python skit.

OCU

"IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins..."

Why don't you give it a whirl and report back?

#6 | Posted by Dave at 2010-01-06 02:54 PM

I will leave that up to you Dave, some people are just meant to be a mastermind...

"IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins..."

Depends how many pieces of penis you end up with after the boom.

"IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins...?"

I think they get the fat and ugly ones.

"IF you Fuck up a Jihad do you still get seventy virgins..."

Sure, there's nothing in the koran about what species those virgins will be.

And I think I remember reading or hearing something somewhere about a translation issue... it might be "raisins" instead of "virgins".

"And I think I remember reading or hearing something somewhere about a translation issue... it might be "raisins" instead of "virgins"."

So..., it might be virgins who are seventy instead of seventy virgins?

Oops.

That's funny. I wish that happened a lot more.

Next up: Bacon bombs!

HAHAHAHAHA! Finally some good news!

all that cia training going to waste.

alahu ak-boom indeed. lol.

How fitting--a big Oops on that one.

And no 70 virgins for these asshats.

he said "premature" duh duh ah duh

I bet they were thrown for blocks.

Premature ejaculation at its finest.

Anita Ekberg! Or whatever it is they say.

Somewhere, somebody's god(s) are laughing.

Somewhere, somebody's god(s) are laughing.

The flying spaghetti monster almost choked on his own meatballs.

The ultimate irony in situations like this is you don't live long enough to realize how stupid you are: Abdul, what time did you set the timer for? (or to learn from your mistakes).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"What was the last thing to go through your mind, Achmed?"

"My ass!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm surprised the ACLU ain't sueing somebody and Obamaites ain't blaming George Bush on the "un-necessary loss of Jihadists life".

From the article: "Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers..."

The writer neglected to add 'school children' to the list. They're usually a pretty good target for these assholes too.

This scene must have provided for the best comedy since the clip I saw last year, of a couple dirtbags converting themselves into mince meat while trying to set a roadside bomb over there. Funny stuff.

JM

14 terrorists in a bus loaded with explosives blew up prematurely.

Ya know, this shouldn't have come as any surprise to anyone.

Their girlfriends all sed this was gonna happen.

I'm surprised the ACLU ain't sueing somebody and Obamaites ain't blaming George Bush on the "un-necessary loss of Jihadists life".

Of course you are.

Yer a moron.

K?

Be Well.

"Their girlfriends all sed this was gonna happen."

Afghan sheep can talk?
Who knew?

Achmed: Abdul, what time do you have?

Abdul: 4:30.20 P.M.

Abdul: Achmed, what time is it on the bomber's
timer?

Achmed: 4:30.50 P.M.

Achmed and Abdul: Oh, shiiiii......

potato head, you and I are talking about a different kind of rim shot.

Did anybody say what sex the virgins would be? Did anyone say who would be on top? This virgin thing could be real wackie.

Abdul, full throttle up!

Q. When is a terrorist a good terrorist?
A. When he blows himself up.

I can't believe they used the term terrorists, they are just angry undocumented demolishun expurtz in training, they failed suicide bombing 101. The goal is to take out as many infidel with your splosives, not your suicide brothers with arms, well, without arms, or legs or whatever.

They were getting fed up with obama's hoax and chains.