Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Wednesday, January 06, 2010

After 22 major league seasons, The Big Unit is walking away from baseball as one of the game's greatest pitchers. The 6-foot-10 Randy Johnson announced his retirement on a conference call Tuesday. "I really wanted to go out on my terms," Johnson said. "I just feel like there's not a lot more for me to do in this game. I just think it's a natural progression when you play this long. Eventually you have to say it's time."

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Maybe he'll have time to catch up with his daughter.

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So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

Who you calling ugly?

Who you calling ugly?

This guy

So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

#2 | Posted by goatman

Michelle at the Whitehouse Bowling alley.

he looks pretty good in that diamondbacks uniform.

So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

This crone is way fuglier that Randy Johnson. For fuck's sake, would someone please give this ghastly beast a burka already.

raaaaaaaandy

This guy was one of the biggest assholes ever to play in New York and that says alot. First day on the job he attacks a reporter and then tells him "Don't talk back to me!".

Millions of people in the Tri-State area watched that clip on the news that night and scream "Don't talk back to me? Who the fuck are you!".

Can't blame him for being old, gimpy and not as good as he once was when he came here. But considering all that he could have been less of an asshole. And he's a total scumbag for how he treats his daughter.

All that said, he's easily a first ballot hall of famer. And he was the 2001 World Series MVP. He won both his starts plus one of Schilling's and somehow they are co-MVPs? Always thought that was ridiculous.

God let him kill that bird because of all the pock marks he put on his face.

"So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

#2 | Posted by goatman

Michelle at the Whitehouse Bowling alley.

#5 | Posted by wisgod"

PisBoy, lucky for you your wife is not very athletic.

Great Pitcher.
Awful Human Being.

"And gave Raaaandy a quarter..."

Great Pitcher.
Awful Human Being.

But uglier than 40 miles of Oklahoma road

Gotta go with the goatster on this one.

Never mind the Randy Johnson retirement folks, Andre Dawson is voted into the HOF today.

"Your wife's a gymnist. She entertains millions each year in Mexico on the horse.

#14 | Posted by 101Chairborne"

StillBorne you are turning phonetically Black. Are you getting contaminated by left over DNA deposits in your wife's cum dumpster?

"Great Pitcher.
Awful Human Being.

But uglier than 40 miles of Oklahoma road

#15 | Posted by goatman "

He's got nothing on Otis Nixon. The all time leader of ugly.

So who slips into the spot as the world's ugliest athlete now?

#2 | Posted by goatman

Michelle at the Whitehouse Bowling alley.

#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2010-01-05 10:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

Leave it to you to consider bowlers, the same group of people with an avg BMI of 30%, to be considered 'athletes'.

Just how fat are you?

No doubt he is a fabulous pitcher!

He had a great career!!

And he refused to pay $750 a month for child support! Yea!

Just how fat are you?

#19 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

Thinner than your head.

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