Who cares? I'm done.

ah cook....nice one....

these guys could take it from me...I have extensive experince in finding the sacred holy grail....
and if I cant find it...I will 'go down trying'...

yes Yes YES!

G as in Good for him, not for me? -Mrs FrankF2.5

Oh it exists alright!!!

Oh it exists alright!!!

#5 | Posted by Lisa

I need another opinion.
Sarvis?

Oh it exists alright!!!

#5 | Posted by Lisa

So does my grandma's 58 buick, but it's all broke down and no one wants to drive it.

I don't have that problem Lip.

Sarvis?

Jiggy ~ jiggy sacrebleu! you GNOPer, riiight! ~ ~

*insert latin phrase*

I'm still looking for the clitorous, you Twenty-Six Percenter!

~Maybe I'll ask the pool boy where it is~

My experiences are just like the article suggests - some women say yes it does, others not. The clitoris is always a safe bet, though.

Awww geeee honey, that spot you got is hot.

Awww geeee honey, that spot you got is hot.

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

Zappa sounds confused.

Zappa's the best. IMO, Dynama Hum is the best song on that album. I was in HS when it came out an I must've played it several times until my mom stopped to actualy listen to the words. I was then forbidden to listen to it in the house again. LOL Here's a link to the whole song:

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

nanook rubs it
zappa

There's a spot that gets my wife all hot. I thought it was called the Jewelry store.

#14 | Posted by goatman at 2010-01-05 09:00 PM

mmm, hot

My ex found hers in my wallet. Good pussy can be expensive..

I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
And applied rotation on her sugar plum

zappa

To get my wife my wife hot, I kick her in the butt when she pulls the cookies out of the oven.

'I was then forbidden to listen to it in the house again.'

My Wife will put up with alot of my shit, but she won't tolerate Zappa in the house. I have to go out in the shop.

My Wife will put up with alot of my shit, but she won't tolerate Zappa in the house.

My wife hated me to play Joe's Garage in the house, so it was a cartunes album

The first time I played Shiek yer Booty, the shit hit the fan. She didn't think Broken Hearts are for Assholes I guees...

The first time I played Shiek yer Booty, the shit hit the fan. She didn't think Broken Hearts are for Assholes I guees...

Wrist watch, crisco

I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Zappa sucks.

Zappa sucks

Zappa rawks.

Ill ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)

~Zappa.

/Not a speck of cereal!

On Topic?

Does the G Spot exist?

Well, in a X File "I Wanna Believe" sense sure.

Not in terms of human biology.

Do some women find climax easier in certain positions at certain angles?

No duh.

"Finding the G Spot" is just a euphemism for "make you come good" (to borrow from Lenny Bruce fer a sec).

Is like looking fer the Holy Grail really.

Be Well.

I'll tell you guys a little secret about a woman's G-Spot.

It's real . . . but she has an off and on switch in her brain.

That's what you should be looking for.

It's real . . . but she has an off and on switch in her brain.

That's what you should be looking for.

"A woman mind is a maze at midnight and even she doesn't know the way"

J/K!

Be Well.

"That's what you should be looking for."

And here lies the problem!!

Great job Twin!! Brilliance in one little sentence!!

Zappa rawks.

Zappa was a creative, artistic, intelligent, imaginative person.

But he did not "rawk".

Researchers at King's College London in the United Kingdom have brought the elusive G-spot to the forefront with a study of more than 1,800 female twins.

How do I get a grant for that?
"Uh, you two girls take off your pants and let me dig around up there for a while. Purely for scientific reasons mind you."

I wonder if they videoed any of it?

SPUD

Maze? LOL

Women ask directions when we're lost.

Men drive around in circles hoping they'll "get lucky."

Maze? LOL

The Indians called it Maize!

Women ask directions when we're lost.

Men drive around in circles hoping they'll "get lucky."

Asking fer directions is cheatin'!

Sheesh!

Silly gals! :>P

Be Well.

SPUD

"Asking fer directions is cheatin'!

OK

I tried.

No more secrets for you! LOL

OK

I tried.

No more secrets for you! LOL

Men drive around in circles hoping they'll "get lucky."

#33 | Posted by Twinpac

You'd be surprised how often that works. Plus you learn more streets and neighborhoods.

SPUD

K, here's a secret fer you.

All guys know how to do laundry.

We just pretend we can't.

That's no secret.

What else you got?

That's no secret.

What else you got?

The closer a man gets to an attractive woman the stupider he gets too.

Re-reading yer next to last postage it almost seems as if you were subtly advocating actually asking a woman directly wot it is she likes in bed aka "directions" rather than guessing or "driving around in circles"

*thinks this over*

Naw, that's just crazy talk.

Madness is wot that is.

Besides ...is cheating!

:>P

Be Well.

Quit pretending like you're interested in women, Spooky.

Don't you have a kids birthday party to crash?

I need another opinion.
Sarvis?

#6 | Posted by wisgod

Good one!!!

all i have to say about probing 1800 twins is, a giggity giggity, a giggity goo

for a real good laugh listen to Zappa's "The Best Band You Never Heard" His version of Purple Haze and Ring of Fire are hilarity in a very tight, probing band.

Dukey stick!

When she says Deeper! Deeper! you know she has found it.

I wish those scientists would disprove female ejaculation, I only have two towels to my name fer chrissakes.

brought the elusive G-spot to the forefront with a study of more than 1,800 female twins.

1800 of 'em?

I sure hope they washed their hands in between....

I sure hope they washed their hands in between....

Hands? Heh... right... they were using their hands.

Another myth bites the dust ;-)

OCU

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

zappa
Overnight Sensation
Dynamo Hum

#12 | Posted by goatman at 2010-01-05 08:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

OMG...more stupid Zappa lyrics.

Do you REALLY enjoy the music or is it just that he says 'dirty' things in his music?

I found many who LOVE Zappa to be rather condescending to those who don't. I'm not saying you are Goat, but I live near the Berkeley School of Music and there are WAY TOO MANY Zappa fans there that seem to believe that not liking Zappa is some genetic defect.

I've been to itunes and listened to a lot of the track previews with the highest ratings and tried to figure out what I was missing. I still cant.

Do you like Thelonious Monk? Kinda the same deal.

What a waste of research funding which could have been put to better use.

If you want to know where a woman's G-spot is just ask her. She'll show you. Every woman is different anyway.

btw - G-Spot is short for "Grafenberg Spot"

Do you REALLY enjoy the music or is it just that he says 'dirty' things in his music?

I like zappa because his music is complex. In fact, I have all three volumes of "shut up and play yer guitar" which is strictly instrumental (as the name suggests) . It's great. See if you can find "Watermelon in Easter Hay" from Joe's Garage on the 'net and listen to it for some excellent instrumentals.

But his lyrics are great, too. I don't necessarily like them because they are 'dirty', but it is the subtle play on words. Like that song I quoted from, "Dynamo Hum"

Do you want some mora
right here on the floora
How about you, Fauna
You wanna?

(fauna and flora, get it?)

Another example in that song deth quoted:

I don't want your cheap aroma
Or your Little Bo Peep Diploma

referring to a college degree. Little Bo Peep lost her sheep -- sheepskin, get it?

Anyway his lyrics are full of such sublties. Some are so subtle, I am still finding them. That topped with his excellent musicianship are what make him so popular.

I'll tell you guys a little secret about a woman's G-Spot.
It's real . . . but she has an off and on switch in her brain.
That's what you should be looking for.

That switch gets stuck in the "off" position sometimes. If that happens, you can loosen it up with some alcohol.

Zappa was a creative, artistic, intelligent, imaginative person.
But he did not "rawk".

SNOOFY

. . . "you can loosen it up with some alcohol."

That should be a country western song.

She was only a 2 when the drinking began . . .
But by the end of the night . . .
She'd turned into a 10 . . .

I can see now where you find all your dates.

Thread on WH probing rogue moles fer intel?

43 comments.

Thread on scientists probing hawt twins fer g spot?

55 comments.

Science for the WIN!

De gustibus non est dispudendum. Having said that, I am a fan of Frank Zappa, and own nearly one hundred CDs of his music, with the tunes ranging from 1966 through posthumous releases since 1993. The only one about which my wife gets upset is "Joe's Garage." In honor of Zappadan 2009, I just finished listening to the entire library. My current favorites are "Hot Rats," "The Grand Wazoo," and "Trance Fusion." I cannot choose one.

My current favorites are "Hot Rats," "The Grand Wazoo," and "Trance Fusion." I cannot choose one.

Hot Rats Rules.

S'rsly. Zappa, Underwood, Sugarcane Harris, Jean Luc Ponty and Captain Beefheart?

Wot's not to luff?

"A Movie for your ears"

Be Well.

I'm still looking for the clitorous
#9 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

Ah, yes, the Eternal Quest of the biologically ignorant. If you ever tire of your long, seemingly fruitless and fundamentally unrewarding slog through the sweaty thighs and pruned plumage adorning your objet du desir, put the can of diesel oil and your worn and badly stained copy of the Kama Sutra aside and ask a reasonably sober passerby if they might be so kind as to direct you to the clitoris. You'll thank me one day.

~Or perhaps I'll simply give and seek solace in a series of recondite, alliterative horsehit as posted on an anonymous blog and insulate myself from the biting bitterness of my bride and her beau ~ the poolboy ~ as the Chesterfield smolders and my consciousness streams inward to this wretch of a man that knows Hunter Thompson could've been my fan if only the baffled boors knew banality from genius and a few more French words carefully coded in italics~

*sigh*

~"or perhaps I'll simply give up"~~I meant, of course.

~Quelle Meprise!!~

Why not just talk to Wilt Chamberlane or Gene Simmons?

#60 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

Give it a try. Beats hell out of your current, limply masturbatory shtick.

Wilt's dead.

~Quelle Meprise!!~

#61 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

I had to look up what this means. I didn't know you were into S&M.