Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, December 29, 2009

North West district Council chairman, Tebogo Bethia, has hailed the use of chili peppers to help farming communities to peacefully coexist with the problematic elephant population of Ngamiland. Ngamiland and the Chobe have the largest elephant population in Botswana.

Often this leads to conflict with humans when farmers shoot at elephants that have wandered into their ploughing fields and when elephants kill farmers in self-protection.

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mixing dried chili with elephant dung

.......wonder who gets this job ?.........

..... Tossssseeerrrr !!! Git over here and do your job !

An old joke for kids:

Lion to rabbit:ROAR,who's the king of the jungle.
Rabbit,shits self:you are sir lion

Lion to gazelle:ROAR,who's the king of the jungle.
Gazelle,shits self:you are sir lion

Lion to elephant:ROAR,who's the king of the jungle.
Elepant picks up the lion with his trunk and bashes his head on the ground.

Lion:sheesh,just because you don't know the answer.

It's probably not that bad to mix up the dung and dried chili pepper, the dung is dried too, and a Botswana farmer is probably used to some smelly animals. Gathering up the fresh droppings could be challenging.

The chili strategy involves mixing dried chili with elephant dung and water and allowing the mixture to dry. This end product, known as chilli bombs, is burnt and the smoke effectively stops elephants from entering ploughing fields.

In Pakistan, we call this "incense".

--Tosser

In Pakistan, we call this "incense".

--Tosser

#4 | Posted by cookfish

In Pakistan, we call it dinner.

There, fixed it for you.

Hahahahahaha! Tosser is disgusting and smells like animals and burnt dung.

As for the article, these mud people burning dung and chili powder are greatly contributing to global warming, and must be eradicated.

I wonder if this will work on Rosie O'Donnell?

Gathering up the fresh droppings could be challenging.

#3 | Posted by grumpy_too

Ya think maybe?

I wonder if this will work on Rosie O'Donnell?

#7 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Only Green Kryptonite works on O'Donnell.......

Oh-the Green K MUST be shaped like a dick-in order to work properly.

Where's the recipe?

#10 - LOL - it took me a while to realize that was funny coming from Stirsumup!

check this out -

"Bethia told the Councilors that the DWLP had registered 214 cases of elephant- human conflict between March and October in Ngamiland this year. He said: 'In the same period 75 lion, 57 leopards, 30 wild dog and 10 cases of hyena attack were reported.'"

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