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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas to you. Two links for the holiday: Merry Christmas by the late great Wesley Willis and "Oh Come O Ye Faithful" by Pomplamoose.

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CHRISTMAS? BAH! HUMBUG!

~Lefty Scrooges~

BAH HUMBUG Oh somebody already said that...

But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the bakers' shops. The sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was! God love it, so it was!

In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of wet above each baker's oven; where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.

'Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?' asked Scrooge.

'There is. My own.'

'Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?' asked Scrooge.

'To any kindly given. To a poor one most.'

'Why to a poor one most?' asked Scrooge.

'Because it needs it most.'

'Spirit?' said Scrooge, after a moment's thought, 'I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent enjoyment.'

'I!' cried the Spirit.

'You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all,' said Scrooge. 'Wouldn't you?'

'I!' cried the Spirit.

'You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day,' said Scrooge. 'And it comes to the same thing.'

'I seek!' exclaimed the Spirit.

'Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family,' said Scrooge.

'There are some upon this earth of yours,' returned the Spirit, 'who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.'

AMERICAN1ST get real, the character Scrooge was certainly no lefty, he would be a CEO of a company that outsources jobs in our world today.

That said, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

Happy Holidays.

hahahahahahahaha..... Sorry about that... I couldn't resist....

I'll do it the right way now....

Merry Christmas!..... you fuckers.... LOL

No heat, slave wages, no health insurance.

Scrooge was definitely a right winger.

www.youtube.com

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Festivus, Ramadan-alamadingdong or whatever you observe.

"Scrooge was certainly no lefty, he would be a CEO of a company that outsources jobs in our world today."
#4 | Posted by danni

You mean like Immelt at GE?

Merry Christmas!!!!

Merry Christmas.

ON the "Happy Holidays" thing, you do realize it was Christmas people who started it, right? You saw someone on Thanksgiving and would often say, "If I don't see you again, have a Happy Holiday" as to wish them "Happy Thanksgiving," "Merry Christmas," and "Happy New Year."

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all. Next year I have decided to be a kinder and more tolerant poster, I will try to listen to the Lefties on this site with more understanding and a greater appreciation of their views. Oh Puke Liberals will be just as ignorant and stupid as ever and I could never be any nicer than I already am...

Merry Christmas Ataxpayer...

Merry Xmas to you danni...

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and Season's Greetings and...

To everyone.

"But you were always a good man of business, Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself.

"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"

An old timey country simple christmas

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Happy Yule. Blessed Be.

Merry Christmas to my fellow Drudgies!

Merry Christmas "Ya'll".

I dont know if you beleive in christmass, or if you'll have presents underneath your christmass tree, but if you beleive in love, that will be more than enough for peace to last through out the comming year.

English: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Afrikaner: Geseende Kersfees en 'n voorspoedige nuwe jaar.
Arabic: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Argentine: Felices Pasquas Y Felices ano Nuevo
Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Australian: 'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!
Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
Chinese: (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish: Gaedelig Jul or God jul og godt nyter
Danish: God jul og godt nytaar [pre-1948 Danish]
Dutch: Zalig kerstfeest or Zalig Kerstfeast
Estonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hi
Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish: Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!
Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
French: Joyeux Noel
Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur!
German: Froehliche Weihnachten und ein glueckliches Neues Jahr
Greek: Kala Christouyenna!
Hebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. L'shana Tova (To a good year)
Hindi: Shub Naya Baras
Hawaian: Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Hungarian: Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet
Icelandic: Gle[eth]ileg jol gott og fars
Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal
Inuit: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Merii Kurisumasu
Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik
Maltese: LL Milied Lt-tajjeb
Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Navajo: Merry Keshmish
Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie
Portuguese: Boas Festas
Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele
Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom
Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Serbian: Hristos se rodi
Slovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh Serb-Croatian:
Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Spanish: Feliz Navidad
Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ar
Tagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong
Taon Tami: Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian: S Rozhdestvom Kristovym
Vietnamese: Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh: Nadolig Llawen

CHRISTMAS? BAH! HUMBUG!

~Lefty Scrooges~

#1 | Posted by American1st

The delusion runs deep in this one.

You forgot one:

Conservative: Get a job, you bum!

"AMERICAN1ST get real, the character Scrooge was certainly no lefty, he would be a CEO of a company that outsources jobs in our world today."

LOL..Atta girl, Danni. Never stop and never waver from the theme...
Democrats (progressives")....GOOD!
Republicans (conservatives)...BAD!

Anyway, I hope Santa was nice and you're having a Merry Christmas...and I sincerely hope your New Year sucks big time politically.

I'm not cathlic, so Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas.

Be Well.

2 Pet 1:2 Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,
2 Pet 1:3 According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue:
2 Pet 1:4 Whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises: that by these ye might be partakers of the divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
2 Pet 1:5 And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge;
2 Pet 1:6 And to knowledge temperance; and to temperance patience; and to patience godliness;
2 Pet 1:7 And to godliness brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness charity.
2 Pet 1:8 For if these things be in you, and abound, they make you that ye shall neither be barren nor unfruitful in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ.
2 Pet 1:9 But he that lacketh these things is blind, and cannot see afar off, and hath forgotten that he was purged from his old sins.
2 Pet 1:10 Wherefore the rather, brethren, give diligence to make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things, ye shall never fall:
2 Pet 1:11 For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas, my drudgie e-friends!

Merry Christmas.

Today, I'll take a break from my 'death to liberals' prayer. Just for today though!

Merry Christmas!

merry christmas!

hope yall didn't get coal this year for being bad.

be good to yer muslim brothers. lol

Peace and respect to all here at the Retort.
Merry Christmas and a healthy and successful 2010.

Thanks, Rcade, for the hang out.

By the end, I would say Scrooge is something very close to socialist. And if you read Dickens's works, you can see a pattern of social justice emerging. He was extremely concerned with issues of class and the treatment of the poor. I wouldn't go so far as to say that A Christmas Carol is a socialist treatise, but the epiphany Scrooge goes through takes him from being the equivalent of a modern-day CEO to the equivalent of a philanthropist and a good boss.

So yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS! And now back to my regularly scheduled programming. Where's the snacks?!

Merry Christmas from this cantankerous soul.

May 2010 finally provide fruit!

AuntieSocial

Breaking news:


Tragic news from NORAD this morning. The joint US-Canadian defense agency reports that Santa's sleigh exploded and disintegrated at it re-entered the earth's atmosphere over the North Pole at dawn this morning.

Just after the explosion domestic terror group "JesU.S." whose mission is "Putting us and the U.S. back in Jesus" posted a message on their website taking responsibility for the attack, saying, quote "Santa/Satan has perverted the true meaning of a sacred holiday for too long. Today we rejoice and praise His name that our Christian nation is no more bound by the crass consumerism of the Old Testament demon known as Kringle."

Santa Claus, dead Dec. 25, 2009.

Santa is survived by his widow Mrs. Claus and an unknown number of elves, now in the protective custody of the RCMP.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you stop burning lumps of coal, because it's destroying the planet.

And a Merry Christmas to all!

Merry Christmas, ya bunch of political miscreants....

A christmas present from outer space: EM radiation from Jupiter in the range of audible frequencies. Creepy.

EM radiation from Saturn in the range of audible frequencies. Even creepier.

Merry Christmas to all

Message from Santa

*may have to hit the play button at a couple of spots*

I got Susan Boyle's CD for Christmas.

My wife did, too...and I'm not all that happy about it. WTF was I thinking?

Oh dear god...I implore all musicians to STOP recording Christmas music. Every Christmas song has been recorded at least 10,000 times. My part-time job at a large retailer has subjected me to Christmas music for the past two months. And some of those songs include Barry-fucking-Manilow. Isn't Barry jewish anyway? If I hear Bruce Springsteen sing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" one more time I'm going to hang myself with a Snuggie....

We had a wonderful meal here on he rig. Lobster, crab legs, filet mignon, crown roast pork and of course turkey and dressing and all the accoutrements, pies, relish trays and cheeses, fresh baked bread and rolls, assortment of appetizers. Here is a link to some pics I just took

s239.photobucket.com

'If I hear Bruce Springsteen sing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" one more time I'm going to hang myself with a Snuggie....'

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Merry Christmas Goat.

Wurster...so uncool.

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Mele Kalikimaka to all. It's Kalua pig on the beach and a day of fishing for me today.

I do miss a white Christmas, but we did get some snow on Mauna Loa. I may head up there this weekend.

Enjoy the day and best wishes for the New Year.

Isn't Barry jewish anyway?
#44 | Posted by justanoversight

.....yes.....but the money he makes from it is secular......

.....Merry Christmas to all, and Happy Holidays....

That song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" is fucked up.

That song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" is fucked up.

Nothing's worse than "The Little Drummer Boy"

you atheist baby murdering subhumans HATE XMAS

They've got you calling it xmas now. Something is working.

Merry Christmas to all you Yellow-Dog-Democtat traitors to America

In case the men in white coats take you back to the ward before the 28th, happy Ashura, fuckstain.

Still a couple more hours left for Christmas Day here in California.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all.

And may the coming New Year 2010 bring you and your families much happiness, contentment, good friends, good health, and many blessings.

ONCE AGAIN: Merry Christmas to all you Yellow-Dog-Democtat traitors to America ... you dictatorial fucks!!!

#53 | Posted by tadowe

Such a warm and touching Christmas greeting. I can feel my eyes welling up with tears.

Merry Christmas

Hey, buddy! Good to see you back!

Me, too, AU

Lord knows you've been missed.

I hope you and your family had a nice holiday.

Hey Goat and Twin

Thanks. We had a nice Christmas around here with friends and family, and I hope you both enjoyed the day too.

I wanted to be sure to stop in today and wish you all a Merry Christmas. Have a good night :-)

GOAT

I'm confused.

I want AU to come back but he seems a little reticent.

titans lost, that's why...AU is online:>)

"We'll focus on winning, and I'll let my mom pray for everybody else to lose, and it keeps working that way."
- Titans TE Alge Crumpler, on Tennessee's formula for reaching the playoffs.

Merry Christmas to all you Yellow-Dog-Democtat traitors to America ... you dictatorial fucks!!!

...And he blames the left for getting coal in his stocking again this year?

...but he did get health care reform. Thank the lord taddy and better luck next year.

RINGMASTER

He wishes it was ONLY his stocking. LOL

I heard Santa pulled up with a dump truck and offloaded right into his shorts.

Merry Christmas, Tadowe. I know you spent it alone and miserable but, as Ringmaster said, better luck next year.

BANI

Ha ha! I didn't watch the Titans game.

TWIN

Check your inbox from yesterday.

Couldn't bring myself to read this whole thread. Just perused till I saw Danni#4.. and she didn't disappoint. She chose off the usual menu of unimaginative, thoughtless, dim-witted righty-bashing.

I have a picture in my mind's eye of her -- angry, bitter, miserable, obese... diet comprised of various refined carbs; 3 or 4 prescriptions for blood pressure, hyper-cholesterolemia, anxiety; victim mentality, etc., etc.

Again, I don't know. This is simply the picture she paints of herself via her posts, Does anyone know her? Am I on the money?

Merry Christmas. Say a prayer for our brave military stationed in hell holes overseas, and don't forget the three Navy SEAL heroes awaiting COURT MARTIAL proceedings for allegedly fattening that poor innocent Iraqi ringleader's lip, instead of taking his head off from 1000 yards with a 55 caliber.

JM

Merry Christmas

#57 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2009-12-26 01:39
AM

I hope you come back, AU.

2010 won't be the same without you on DR too! We all do miss you.

AMERICAN1ST get real, the character Scrooge was certainly no lefty, he would be a CEO of a company that outsources jobs in our world today.

That said, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

#4 | Posted by danni at 2009-12-24 09:21 AM | Reply | Flag

danni- you ignorent bitch, Scrooge was a liberal, being generous with other than you own money is definately a liberal trait

danni- you ignorent bitch,
...
#69 | Posted by 777

Pathetic.

danni- you ignorent bitch,
...
#69 | Posted by 777

Pathetic.

#70 | Posted by nullifidian

Says the guy with brilliant retorts like this one:

Sounds like a real moron.

Posted by nullifidian at 2009-12-22 06:43 PM

Christmas is all about lying to children, Christ whom Christmas is claimed to be observed in reverance to, hates liars...,He is not the only one, I have no love for them either...

danni- you ignorent bitch,

...

#69 | Posted by 777


Laughable accusation coming from a guy who can't even spell the word "ignorant" correctly.

"Laughable accusation coming from a guy who can't even spell the word "ignorant" correctly."

Not only that, but "generous with other people's money"? Huh? Scrooge?

Besides, the assertion that only liberals do that and the implication that only conservatives are generous with their own money--tres bizarre. But then, this is DR, where the broad brush is applied with gusto. (I was going to say "liberally," but then I'd have an unforgivable pun, and I might be taken to be implying that only the liberals here use such a tool.)

It's almost comforting to observe that some here can't turn off their vitriol for even a day.

Is it time to say "Happy New Year" yet? : ) (Except to observant Jews, of course. Yes, Virginia, that was a joke.)

Califchris#73,

Ha. That IS actually almost beyond belief ironic. Of ALL the words in the entire English language to misspell! Three Stooges level stuff.

Don't get me wrong - I too, consider DANNI to be an absolute, utter, shallow-thinking ignoramus -- as big a one as there is on the board perhaps, but your observation is nevertheless right on.

JM

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