Unloaded? Fucking Gringo-ch.

Nulli already bought a block of Ride Hugo Chavez tickets.

If they would only replace Christian socialism with Muslim socialism, Barry would be on-board.

Reagan & Kissinger's 2 Jolly American Santas delivering the Blood Red "Killing Fields"!!!

I hope they erect a large statue of Ronald Reagan for those Happy Nicaraguan Kids to pray to....and to jokingly aim their automatic weapons at - after all "smiling" President Reagan (aided of course by Henry Kissinger & the CIA) created and instigated the long running "blood bath" in that country...and all for the benefit of good ol'American Apple Pie Capitalism!!! Hey kids your relatives and countrymen had to be terrorized,tortured and slaughtered cause Wall St is of course your St.Nick too...comprende....Ho Ho Ho...and oh yeah...Happy Holidays Nicaragua...you Lucky Bastards!!!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Sandanistas gave to me:

12 'nades for fragging
11 knives for stabbing
10 Dragunov rifles
9 bananna clips
8 guerilla's tits
7 Contras looting
6 AK's a-shooting
5 Claymore mines
4 Bouncing betties
3 Auto shotguns
2 broken MiG's

and a child soldier with an RPG!

Nulli already bought a block of Ride Hugo Chavez tickets.

#2 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-12-21 10:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Pssssst.......Nicaragua, NOT Venezuela. Please try to keep up.

If they would only replace Christian socialism with Muslim socialism, Barry would be on-board.

#3 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-12-21 11:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Either way, you hero, Ronnie 'Rotten Brain' Reagan, was a big fan.

A Sandinista Christmas?

Oh great. Now every kid is gonna want a SAM-7 missile launcher for Christmas instead of Red Rider BB Gun.

That thing will do more than poke your eye out!

Took my kids to a turkey shoot at the fire house yesterday. My six year old son won first prise in the under 16 shoot. They were shooting marlin .22s. Red Rider is a great starter.

Took my kids to a turkey shoot at the fire house yesterday.

Do you still shoot at live turkeys, or has PC taken that away. When I was a kid, one would shoot at the head of a live turkey that was sticking up from behind a bale of hay. Now my old home town turkey shoots use paper turkeys an you wind a frozen one if you shoot it's paper head off. Not quite the same.

No, just paper bullseyes and frozen Butterball turkeys. Fun to the adults reaction when a six year old shoots better than they can. He was so proud. He brought the target home and folded it into a paper ornament and hung it on the Christmas Tree.

The NRA is so jealous.

"No, just paper bullseyes and frozen Butterball turkeys."
Lazy Americans

Si Si Sandinista!

No No CIA!!

I'm guessing they learned for the American experience of having kids blow their heads off with loaded machine guns at carnivals. Or was it his dad's head?