The Vermin and Cookie Show
Act 3, Scene 2, Take 101
Scene: A transients' bar somewhere in Southeastern Asia, Southwestern Namibia, Northern Amazonia, Southern Patagonia, or deep i the Van Allen Radiation Belt.
Vermin: Gawdammnit, Cookie, I don' unnershtan' why tha' bastard Rogers won' lemme put up a thread that calls on us Twenty-Six Pershenters to offer our...our...our commen...comment...communitari
es on...
Cookie: But, Vermn, ol' buddy, ol' pal o' mine, my bazoom buddy, ya jush put it up yershelf!
Vermin: Oh, riiiiight, Cookie. But if I din' pish an moan and whine and complain while doin' shumthin' I'm complainin' I can't do...
Cookie: It wouldn't be the shame?
Vermin: Thassh riiiight, Cookie.
(Meanngful pause as the revelers gaze fondly into one another's bloodshot eyes.)
Cookie: Vermin, will you tell me about the rabbitsh again?