Jack Daniel was 9 when he started making whisky.

Is that what the 7 stands for, as the age when he was innocent and before he had a problem?

Do you believe everything u read?

He's not 4.

He's just a Drunk_Dwarf

FTA: He was found at 1:45 am wandering the streets wearing a little girl's brown dress (one of the presents he took) an drinking. He had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

The boy's father is in jail, and his mother says that's why he tries to run away from time to time: "He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

Farking sad is that.

Be Well.

He's just a Drunk_Dwarf

#4 | Posted by vernon at 2009-12-18 12:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

Your dream date?

The boy's father is in jail, and his mother says that's why he tries to run away from time to time: "He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

All this planning from a 4 year old? Right, Mother of the Year

Mother of the Year

She's probably a better mom than Sarah Palin. Of course, most mothers are.

Your dream date?

#6 | Posted by 726 at 2009-12-18 08:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

You can have Sarvis

You can have Sarvis

#9 | Posted by vernon at 2009-12-18 08:55 AM | Reply | Flag

Not my type, you know only a "real man" like you would do.

He's not 4.
He's just a Drunk_Dwarf
#4 | Posted by vernon

Hank's dead, vernon.

Your dream date?
#6 | Posted by 726

Sarvis
#9 | Posted by vernon

Sorry, Vermin, but I don't date people who think of greasepaint as a "fashion accessory."

They should close that convenience store in 'Nooga that is selling beer to four year-olds!

#4 "Do you believe everything u read?"
L RCONTRARIAN
My thoughts exactly. This is bullshit.

Like father like son. And he may actually be trying to get into trouble but my money is on that he will grow up to be just another criminal. Just like his daddy.

She's probably a better mom than Sarah Palin. Of course, most mothers are.

#8 | Posted by taxman

You are a dip fuck.

She's probably a better mom than Sarah Palin. Of course, most mothers are.

#8 | Posted by taxman

Yeah, all the signs are there that point to her being a good mom. Her kid gets a hold of a beer on his own and then wanders the neighborhood breaking into houses and stealing things. That's a sure fire sign of good parenting.

#17 | Posted by everlong at 2009-12-18 11:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

I never said she was the best mom, or even a great mom, only a better mom than Sarah Palin - again, not a very high bar to overcome.

"was found hours later on the streets with a partially drunk beer in his hand and wearing a girl's dress -- one of the Christmas presents he'd taken from a neighbor's house."

Now that's entertainment! Only in Tenn.

Send that boy to a sexual reorientation clinic right away.

Amazing story. So close to being funny, but instead terribly sad.

Send that boy to a sexual reorientation clinic right away.

#20 | Posted by danni at 2009-12-18 12:15 PM

Better not.

Vermin tried that and now he's into trolling for ladyboys.

In fact, he married one!

It is a South Philly tradition according to Mac. That is why he never had any presents at his house. You goto your neighbor's, and take theirs until the next family shows up; then you run out the back.

*It's Always Sunny joke

I never said she was the best mom, or even a great mom, only a better mom than Sarah Palin - again, not a very high bar to overcome.

#18 | Posted by taxman

My apologies for not seeing your reasoning or valid reasons for making such a statement.

I didn't realize Redneckville was in the big house and had a 4 year old son.

Vermin tried that and now he's into trolling for ladyboys.

In fact, he married one!

#22 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-12-18 12:26 PM

Really? Do I owe Verm a congrats? I missed the announcement.

"Perhaps a weak-minded numb-skull might see this news story and think twice before conceiving.

#26 | Posted by L_RContrarian "

I would suggest that you think thrice.

I think the fact that the mother stated in an interview that her 4 year old took the beer from grandpa's cooler in the garage is very telling of the circumstances in this little guy's home environment.

Grandpa may be the maternal grand-father, not too pleased with his daughter's choice of husband material (yeah, he's in jail) and may speak a little too freely around the toddler.

Children don't generally put this much together on their own without adult input.

Fact is the little guy is not responsible for his actions and I am surprised that the news outlets have published his name. This would make and already rocky start in life more difficult as the years pass.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-12-18 09:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

Damn, are you slow. No response til 9:30? Guess you had to wake up and scrape the vomit off your face first.

Still, you never fail. I push a button and get a prize!

You're an ass MITCHELL. But we suspect you know that.