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Thursday, December 17, 2009

As scientists, activists and political leaders gather in Copenhagen for the United Nations convention on climate change, the northern hemisphere's "helpful fixer" is undergoing a negative image makeover. Canada "is now to climate what Japan is to whaling," George Monbiot, a columnist for the Guardian, thundered late last month. "Until now I believed that the nation that has done the most to sabotage a new climate change agreement was the United States. I was wrong. The real villain is Canada."

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Nah, I like the Canadians.

It's okay - Canada will be invaded in 2024.:]

note* -
this should also be posted in French so as not to offend "Le Qubcois"

failure punishable by a fine of $1000 Canadian . . OR $10 US

Canadian Bacon

I'd blame them for Southbound traffic on the Windsor Bridge, but not Global warming.


Blame Canada (for global warming)

I can't blame them. They have lots of oil and global warming will make their weather better. You've got to give them credit though, for not supporting the loony deniers like other groups threatened by carbon emissions caps do.

...damn Canadians...

come on Dethspud.

Own it!!!!

Canada's "crime" is wanting to replace Kyoto with something that isn't a thinly veiled attempt at providing economic advantages to certain countries.

Can you imagine them wanting the world to acknowledge that pollution is the same whether it comes from Canada or China? The nerve.

Anyone who equates Canada's position with being anti-environment is an unthinking political shill.

did canada join the 100 billion club that hillary signed america up for? if so all will be forgiven.

Just blame Canada for everything. Problem solved.

Canada's Conservative government's stand on global warming is basically do nothing to affect the profits of the tar sands. They're baby jeebus approved.

Those crazy Canucks almost got away with it. Understandable though with all the moose farting and shit.

They have lots of oil and global warming will make their weather better.

It's all about processing the tar sands oil. The weather has nothing to do with their political back pedaling on global warming issues. If anything their weather will get wetter and colder as moister air in the higher latitudes brings more snow to the lower latitudes. More snow means more sunlight reflected and cooler local temperatures in Canada's most industrialized regions. For the foreseeable future Canada may actually experience shorter growing seasons as the Earth slowly warms.

The far north will get warmer and Canada has it's eyes on the reserves beneath the Arctic ice. The tar sand oil that Canada has in abundance is actually much more destructive to the atmosphere then sweet crude due to the huge carbon footprint it creates in the refining process.

Canadians also know that if alternative energy sources begin to make economic sense as a result of carbon trading (which is the goal in cap and trade) then their high priced tar sand oil may well be a red herring in the very near future.

In the end, Canada's position will be no different then Saudi Arabia's and for the same reason the right claims Al Gore is interested in...it's all about the money.

Blame Sarah Palin for all the hot air that's
been coming out of Alaska the last year plus.

There is no global warming, the temperatures have been declining for 12 years now.

It is snowing in Copenhagen.

Guys who get a boner looking at Sarah pictures coming to flame Tiger in 3....2.....1

It is snowing in Copenhagen.

Gee imagine that! It's snowing in Copenhagen in the middle of December!

Proof positive that the world is cooling down since July.

In the end, Canada's position will be no different then Saudi Arabia's and for the same reason the right claims Al Gore is interested in...it's all about the money.
#13 | Posted by RingMaster

The difference is between honest money and dishonest money.

The difference is between honest money and dishonest money.

What's the difference?

I guess to some people making money on green technology is dishonest, but to others making money on products that poison our environment is honest money.

It all the way look at it ray, but first, you have to be honest with yourself.

I have no issue with green technology; my issue is with politicians and their science lackeys creating false fears. This is a standard MO. Create a fear, then tax and regulate it.

RM, you are the emminently unqualified to lecture me on honesty. Your wild rant yesterday proved that to me.

This is a standard MO. Create a fear, then tax and regulate it.

I'll take that over the other party's strategy, "Create a fear, then empty the treasury invading Iraq and Afghanistan."

"The difference is between honest money and dishonest money."

Not sure which you think is which.

But putting aside whatever else you can say about them: people who sell oil are not being dishonest. You buy a barrel of oil, you get a barrel of oil and it can be used exactly as advertised.

If you buy carbon credits, you've been had.

people who sell oil are not being dishonest

Yeah, and the people who sell you cigarettes are not being dishonest when they say their product doesn't cause cancer.

Look, I have a study from the Tobacco Institute which proves it!

"Yeah, and the people who sell you cigarettes are not being dishonest when they say their product doesn't cause cancer.

Look, I have a study from the Tobacco Institute which proves it!"

This is a completely illogical point. Whether or not people who sell tobacco are dishonest has absolutely no bearing on people who sell oil.

Either you can provide evidence that people who sell oil are swindlers or you can't. Based on this pathetic 1st attempt, I would have to say you can't. Oil is a well known commodity and when you buy it you know what you're getting.

That carbon credits are a scam is well known:

www.nytimes.com

Yeah, and the people who sell you cigarettes are not being dishonest when they say their product doesn't cause cancer.
Look, I have a study from the Tobacco Institute which proves it!
#24 | Posted by snoofy

The topic was oil, not tobacco.

The topic was oil, not tobacco.

You're the one not being honest ray. They are both carcinogens and you damn well know it.

...as for yesterdays rant, you earned it and whether or not you like it, or call me a liar makes no difference to me. I'm here to amuse me, not you.

#13 | Posted by RingMaster

Here goes ringydingy running his mouth again, NO SUBSTANCE!!! You are such a glutten for punishment.
I have to give you credit though, you ain't real smart, but you is real persistant.

I blame Canada for not standing up to this leftist crusade. Of course, that can be said for a lot of America too.

Didn't "South Park" start this?

#20 | Posted by RingMaster

Class is in ringydingy. Prepare to be schooled.

There is no honest/real money to be made in green tech at this point. Any $$ being made (true PROFIT) in green tech today is strictly gov't. subsidized. If it were anywhere near profitable, don't you think all the "greedy" US companies that have been ripping us off for all these years would be on that bandwagon & gouging us for more?

The $$ being "made" is from US gov't grants, now for all you twits, a grant is $$ that does not have to be paid back.
Any "profits" are just OUR TAX $$$'s once again, being redistributed.
Man, if ignorance is bliss, ringy, you must be a happy mother fucker!!!

www.guardian.co.uk

#27 | Posted by RingMaster

If you really want to go back to it, the only one calling anyone a liar was you.

You're the one not being honest ray. They are both carcinogens and you damn well know it.

What a stupid analogy!

...as for yesterdays rant, you earned it and whether or not you like it, or call me a liar makes no difference to me. I'm here to amuse me, not you.
#27 | Posted by RingMaster

It was pure bullshit. You need to lay off that crystal meth.

It was pure bullshit. You need to lay off that crystal meth.

You need to learn that these kinds of arguments only make you look stupid ray and seedy.

You can't possibly know that and at any rate, it has nothing to do with the discussion. It is nothing but a childish I'm rubber, you're glue retort.

That carbon credits are a scam is well known:

Even more well known is CO2 is a greenhouse gas.

"failure punishable by a fine of $1000 Canadian . . OR $10 US"

Haven't looked at your dollar lately, have you?

#33 | Posted by snoofy

A gas that without, would make our planet uninhabitable.
CO2 counts for about 3% of our atphmosphere. The WORST gh gas is water vapor, another thing we can't live without.

#32 | Posted by RingMaster

Again, NO SUBSTANCE.
I'm rubber, you're glue...
There is nothing you ever say that has any merit.
Hell, even your hero, Al Whore, won't even answer questions anymore.

I will settle this once & for all, when you can tell me why Mars is heating up at the same rate as the earth WAS, we have been cooling since 1998, but no one seems to want to address that, I will buy into your hookey religion, but till then...

You guys want to cherry pick your "facts", and God forbid, someone else has a legit point of view.
The deffination of liberal is to be open minded, what happened to that?

CO2 is needed to sustain our planet, shit when plants & trees reach full growth, they start producing it. We exhale it & it produces life in the plant world.

Don't get me wrong, proving you twits wrong is fun, but after a while I would think you would get sick of it!!!

Open your eyes & minds. The info is out there, you just have to be willing to accept the truth.
Hell, I'm not proud of it, but I used to be on the left when I was younger, voted for Bill Boy both times, but real life has to set in at some point & you have to grow up & think for yourself.

Stop being cattle, realize that there is something out there other than what you are being fed. It may be hard to accept, but it will liberate you.

news.nationalgeographic.com

www.heartland.org

seoblackhat.com

And as ususl, when ringding is presented with facts, the deafening silence follows.

You need to learn that these kinds of arguments only make you look stupid ray and seedy.
You can't possibly know that and at any rate, it has nothing to do with the discussion. It is nothing but a childish I'm rubber, you're glue retort.
#32 | POSTED BY RINGMASTER

I'll consider the source. I like a good argument, but when you go on an obnoxious rant like that, you're the one looking stupid.

This one is worthy of a bookmark.

CLIMATE CHANGE IS NATURAL: 100 REASONS WHY

This is interesting: "Climate plan a $3,000 con"

Would you be upset if you knew your government was about to get duped in a con that would cost your family at least $3,000 a year in new taxes? That is exactly what is happening in Copenhagen right now.

The developing world has teamed up with global warming activists in Copenhagen at the world climate conference. Together they are planning the big con. Key to the con is to play on the eco-guilt of the developed world, using it to scam cash from "rich countries" and transferring it to the developing world, all in the name of "ending climate change." The Copenhagen grifters are hoping to cash the cheques before the developing world wakes up to the con.

A leaked draft version of the agreement on the table at the Copenhagen climate conference reveals plans for a massive transfer of wealth out of Canada. This transfer will come in the form of new taxes and the establishment of a new world government body for climate change housed in the World Bank.

thechronicleherald.ca

I can't decide which of Ray's articles is more ridiculous. But I'll settle on the second.

uniform global levy of $2 per tonne of CO2 for all fossil fuel emissions

That's going to throw us back to the stone ages? $2 per ton of CO2, let's see what that does to gas prices shall we? Oh it raises it by two cents a gallon.

Seeing as gas went up about two bucks a gallon not too long ago, I guess I'm not seeing how two cents a gallon breaks the world.

I can't decide which of Ray's articles is more ridiculous.

Give them enough rope and a book on knots and they will hang themselves.

Without the book they will probably just eat the rope and be back tomorrow for more. :-)

The biggest thing you all should be wondering and pondering is how all this carbon tax money will be sequestered, invested, dolled out etc.

This is a major greed headed scam.

The money will never get to where it needs to go.

The world bank in control.

holy shit you all have been had.

The biggest thing you all should be wondering and pondering is how all this carbon tax money will be sequestered, invested, dolled out etc.

Actually, I'm waiting for an explanation of how a $0.02 tax on a gallon of gas will destroy civilization as we know it. Gas went up $2 and we're still here. But $0.02 will take us back to the stone age.

Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do.

For the third year in a row we're experiencing an earlier amount of cold and snow up here in Michigan. We're about ready to ask big Al to fly up here in his private jet to spew some carbon around the skies and give us some global warming.

For the third year in a row we're experiencing an earlier amount of cold and snow up here in Michigan. We're about ready to ask big Al to fly up here in his private jet to spew some carbon around the skies and give us some global warming.

Why would Al Gore care about your local weather?

#43 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

That's going to throw us back to the stone ages? $2 per ton of CO2, let's see what that does to gas prices shall we? Oh it raises it by two cents a gallon.

How does $2 a ton for CO2 translate to two cents a gallon for gasoline? If that's a world average, the cost would not be equally shared.
At two cents a gallon, I use twenty gallons a week. That's $4 a week or $200 a year. Imagine the huge taxes a trucker would pay.

What's the government going to do with the windfall? Maybe buy a fleet of CO2 producing jet fighters.

I marvel how people put so much trust in government.

LOL! Some of these mysteryboys still think their opinions count in the real world.

Why would Al Gore care about your local weather?

#45 | Posted by ringmaster

Because big Al being the liberal he is, loves his fellow man and wouldn't want us to freeze to death because of the climate change we're experiencing

Because big Al being the liberal he is, loves his fellow man and wouldn't want us to freeze to death because of the climate change we're experiencing?

Who's side is he on then?

You can't make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen. We just weren't raised that way.

OOK is right about basing decisions on fear.

We were raised to place blame and, hell, the Canucks are a good a choice as any.

Oops, here is my full quote.....

I don't lose sleep over it, because the realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. So, you know, you can't you know, you can't make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen. We just weren't raised that way.

I don't pay much attention to global warming.

"It's okay - Canada will be invaded in 2024"???

Canada has already been invaded - its population has doubled from 18 million in 1968 to around 36 million today! In fact if everybody in the world who wants to immigrate to Canada could,Canada's population would go up by a Billion in a matter of months! How about this why not let the anxious populations of China,India,Vietnam,Europe,Mex
ico,Central and South America etc.move to Canada and then in "equal exchange" let the 36 million Canadians take over those "discarded & abandonned" countries!!!

Well Done Canada!!!!

Fuck Canada, Barack and I can bring down Holy Hell on that country. Canada needs to sit down and shut up.

Ever notice I have a sharp index finger and Barack limps?

Think about it.

www.youtube.com

Canada needs to sit down and shut up

Fuck you I'm Canadian.

I guess you have to be careful who you welcome around here.Fuck you

Are you Michele?Lady

Ever notice I have a sharp index finger and Barack limps?

Do I know you?

Ever notice I have a sharp index finger and Barack limps?

How would I know that

never mind,who cares,clever exploiter of band width,you're the only one.haha,Advance merry christmas to you,cunt

lady oink oink,had to be a joke i guess

lady oink oink,had to be a joke i guess

Don't care to defend yourself?I did call you a cunt you know

I had a wild pig named Lady Oot Oot. She dropped 5 babies then we ate her. Then we ate the babies. It was either feed them or eat them. I'm thinking the same about the AGW deniers. A bunch of useless eater using up to many resources. Unfortunately they all smell like Marlboros and Bush beer. It ruins a good barbecue.

This one is worthy of a bookmark.

A collection of BigOil's greatest hits (and misses) in their global warming denial scam?

Yer kidding, right?

That had to be the most retarded series of denialist arguments EVAR.

Ray FAILs.

Canada's failure to live up to the Kyoto promises made by a previous party in power can pretty much be laid at the feet of Stephen Harper, who's Conservative government apparently doesn't give a shit.

Go Figure.

Be Well.

Do I know you?

Lady Ook Ook = Rex.

He just can't stay away.

Be Well.

A collection of BigOil's greatest hits (and misses) in their global warming denial scam?

Actually, the scam is coming from the collection of scientists who are promulgating this bullshit. Or, have you not heard of Climategate?

Or, have you not heard of Climategate?

Big Oil's criminal attempt to keep sowing seeds of cognitive dissonance in the minds of the unwashed masses?

Yeah, Spud's well aware of it.

Can't prove it yet but at the end of the day Spud suspects that the money trail from the Russian hackers who released those cherry picked e-mails goes back to the same Big Polluters who've already spent tens of millions funding the Denial industry scam.

There is no smoking gun in those emails though that's how it's being spun.

It certainly seems to have worked though in terms of sinking the conference in Copenhagen.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making the world think that he didn't exist"

~The Usual Suspects

Be Well.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making the world think that he didn't exist"

This, in contrast to the greatest trick god ever pulled, which was "Got yer nose!!!"

"Got yer nose!!!"

Gotta admit it was kinda funneh at first but God better give Spud nose back soonish or Spud's gonna be pissed!

Be Well.

The only positive thing about the financial mess we and the rest of the world is in is that, collectively, we don't have the money any more to throw at the "global warming" CANARD.

"That carbon credits are a scam is well known:

Even more well known is CO2 is a greenhouse gas."

Hey Snoofy - Even more well known is the sky is blue and water is wet.

See I can throw out non-sequiturs and pretend I'm making some kind of point too.

People really get sick, that doesn't mean snake oil salesmen used to do anyone any favors selling false remedies. Carbon credits are snake oil.

Fuck Canada, Barack and I can bring down Holy Hell on that country. Canada needs to sit down and shut up.

#56 | Posted by Lady_Ook_Ook

Barack and you can bring down holy hell? Are you delusional or something? Or was that just a very poor attempt at joking?

Don't blame Canada! Blame the clouds!

www.youtube.com

Don't blame Canada! Blame the clouds!

This Svensmark and Friis-Christensen is certainly part of the puzzle and I would be the first to say there was a cause and effect going on with cosmic rays and cloud cover, but it does not explain the fact the recent temperature trend is accelerating while cosmic rays have not increased at the same rate. There is more to the picture then this and recent changes in the global climate cannot be explained by this process alone. It is important to remember that lot's of things can effect climate and weather, and man made pollution is part of the equation, in fact enough to upset the balance of nature. There is no single cause of global warming. It's just not as simple as simple minds would have it.

The difference is between honest money and dishonest money.

What's the difference?

#19 | Posted by RingMaster
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The mafia isn't interested in honest money!

www.foxnews.com

Lonnie

There is no single cause of global warming. It's just not as simple as simple minds would have it.

#77 | Posted by RingMaster

Congratulations, Ringmaster, you're making progress in your thought process.

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