Wow, I was under the impression that Helen Thomas is chimpy's fave...

Think Jeff Gannon Nanc.

Think

Nanc

Same Sentance?

FAIL

I guess Pickles won't be letting chimpy be his girlfriend anymore.

Maybe they can talk her into lettin' him go on one last romantic cruise to the Dominican Republic, with flush rimjob-and chimpy's daddy.....

There has been a lot of throbbing sex take place in the White House over the years.

Dolly Madison was so skanky they had to burn the damn place down.

From the article:

"Flint said he feared the idea of male prostitutes serving male clients could spur a legislative backlash. He said he works to make the brothel industry socially acceptable to both libertarians and conservatives."

So......man cheating on wife = no biggie....so long as it's with another woman?

Wait....let me guess.....if they allow man/man prostitution, soon they'll HAVE to allow Man/Child or Man/Animal, right?

That's always been the conservative excuse against gay marriage. I'm sure it applies here too in their minds.

...and Betsy Ross's best work sits atop the nation's largest pole...

Man/Child or Man/Animal, right?

...I'm sure it applies here too in their minds.

Says the liberal who first brought it up on this thread.

Equal rights, reverse discrimination, and all that.

These men should be able to disgrace themselves equally as well as the women.

Man/Child or Man/Animal, right?

...I'm sure it applies here too in their minds.

Says the liberal who first brought it up on this thread.

#9 | Posted by goatman at 2009-12-14 05:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

What does the fact that I brought it up on this thread have to do with anything? Considering that it was related to this thread, WHERE should I have brought this up?

Am I wrong in saying that the right often uses this exaggeration as a reason against gay marriage?

So-called non-partisan hack. So-called.

"Flint said he feared the idea of male prostitutes serving male clients could spur a legislative backlash."

Better to worry about a legislative traffic jam.

Come on down to Rent-a-dick. We guarantee we will have a dick that is just right for you.

When it comes to prices, nobody beats our dick.

The article says gigolos will be subjected to "urethral testing" for STDs. I wanted to save $40 in college so I opted for urethral testing instead of some other method. I never did it again. Ouch!

Helen Thomas is chimpy's fave...

Real christain attitude there Nanc.

Helen Thomas is chimpy's fave...

Real christain attitude there Nanc.

#16 | Posted by northguy3

Rancy has just as legitimate claim to being an "authentic" Christian as anybody else.

Oh man, you would need a serious Cialis IV drip.

Imagine Ann Coulter coming at you escorted by the host.

This is a bad, bad idea.

#16 | Posted by northguy3 - depends upon which chimpy you're speaking of, yes? They ARE relatives!

Man/man sex...man/animal sex...man/child sex? Whats next? Democrats living with Republicans? We will have to draw the line somewhere folks.

She said the women usually charge about $300 per hour for the five to 20 customers who visit on any given night.

I really hope #s 6-20 get a discount. Or a mop.

I can see the ads now, "Free tea bagging instruction with every ass screwing." That'll bring those pubbies in.

I can see the ads now, "Free tea bagging instruction with every ass screwing." That'll bring those pubbies in.

Of course it will. Teabaggers must have teabagees. That's where you come in, ringo.

Tater

Come on now, 'fess up -- it's you who's taking that job as a gigolo for the ladies. : )

Come on now, 'fess up -- it's you who's taking that job as a gigolo for the ladies. : )

Actually, Spud looked into the job and found out that male gigolo's traditionally get paid by the inch or by the minute.

After a few moments working the numbers over on a calculator Spud reckoned he was gonna starve either way.

@;>D

Be Well.

I highly doubt women will go pay for sex with these guys. They'll be kept for the Barney Frank and Ted Haggard types...just sayin'...

Look out!!!! here comes barney with a fist full of 50s.

"I highly doubt women will go pay for sex with these guys. They'll be kept for the Barney Frank and Ted Haggard types...just sayin'..."

Then you are grossly misinformed about the common sexual practices of women, right here in the good ole' USA.

I hope you aren't female yourself, as that would be even more embarrassingly hilarious :)

#27 -- I agree. No woman ever needs to pay for it, that's for sure.

ERA reborn

"I hope you aren't female yourself, as that would be even more embarrassingly hilarious :)"

The jury is indeed still out.

hmmm

perhaps its time for a career change!