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A new poll by the Pew Research Center's Forum on Religion & Public Life finds large numbers of Americans engage in multiple religious practices, mixing elements of diverse traditions. Many blend Christian, Eastern, and New Age beliefs such as reincarnation, astrology, and the presence of spiritual energy in physical objects. And sizeable minorities of all major religious groups say they've exerpienced supernatural phenomena, such as being in touch with the dead or with ghosts. Sixteen percent of Protestants and 17% of Catholics believe some people can use the "evil eye" to "cast curses or spells that cause bad things to happen."

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Nothing like hedging your bets.

Used to say the only difference between a Xian and an atheist was atheists believed in just one less God. It seems I misunderestimated the number of Gods Xians really worship.

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"Beliefs" are things that cannot be substantiated through rational means. If there were anything to any of the notions listed here, they wouldn't be "beliefs," would they? herm

"Beliefs" are things that cannot be substantiated through rational means. If there were anything to any of the notions listed here, they wouldn't be "beliefs," would they? herm

Ironically, the use of rational thought, logic and such, always begins with a premise, a belief, an assumption, upon which it builds its logical, rational arguments.

When one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly.

When one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly.

#5 | Posted by Grendel at 2009-12-13 12:57 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Exactly what the fuck are you trying to say?? Global warming may be real after all??

Exactly Grendel, as usual. Your posts are always thoughtful

Islam is numerically the fastest growing organized religion in the U.S., in terms of numbers of adherents.

The most rapidly growing religious/spiritual/ethics grouping in the US is not an organized religion; it consists of non-believers (Atheists, Agnostics, etc.).

76.5% of American adults are Christian (52% Protestant; 24.5% Catholic).
14.1% do not follow any organized religion; they are Agnostics, Atheists, Humanists, Secularists, or have no religious affiliation.
1.3% are Jewish.
0.5% are Muslim, followers of Islam.
0.5% are Buddhist.
0.4% are Hindu.
0.3% are Unitarian Universalist.
0.1% are Neopagan (Druids, Pagans, Wiccans, etc)
There are many more small religions, each of whom are followed by fewer than 0.1% of American adults.

According to Dr.Feelgood, the Catholics aren't christian.Break them out and add them to the ranks of pagans and you have Christianity sucking hind tit.

"Beliefs" are things that cannot be substantiated through rational means. If there were anything to any of the notions listed here, they wouldn't be "beliefs," would they? herm

I believe I just quoted in italics from someone who calls himself Herm. Am I irrational?

Exactly Grendel, as usual. Your posts are always thoughtful

#7 | Posted by DavetheWave at 2009-12-13 01:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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So was the script in "Alice In Wonderland".

When one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly.
#5 | Posted by Grendel

......you have contradicted yourself......

Am I irrational?
...#9 | Posted by Ray

....constantly.....

#12 | POSTED BY SKIZZIKS

I appear that way to irrational people. I see your posts are still full of bird droppings.

when one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly.
#5 | Posted by Grendel

......you have contradicted yourself......

Syllogism

Three part logical argument that consists of a major premise, a minor premise and then a conclusion.

Premise: in a syllogistic argument a declarative sentence that is assumed or given to be true.

Assume: to take for granted without proof.

14 | Posted by Grendel

.....that does not alter the fact that you have contradicted yourself.....

Am I irrational?
...#9 | Posted by Ray

....constantly.....

Although Ray and I disagree on many things, I have always found him to be quite a logical thinker.

In fact, what we disagree is precisely what one can or should assume as premises in order to work toward knowledge. We usually enjoy our debates.

That being said, to be only rational is to be a machine. To be only irrational is to be an animal. To be human is to be rational and irrational and know how to embrace them both and negotiate the line that separates them.

Now you are just going to confuse skizz Grendel. When he gets confused he reverts to his neural fantasy persona and believes everything you say is irrational.

I appear that way to irrational people.
#13 | Posted by Ray

.....sort of like a Romulan Cloaking Device ?......

......you wrap yourself in an aura of irrationality.??......

......well.....it's working......

Exhibit A

.....that does not alter the fact that you have contradicted yourself.....

Teach me.

I have always found him to be quite a logical thinker.
......16 | Posted by Grendel

......but you would......

....you cannot tell the difference between logical and contradictory......

He Skizz, this is his neural fantasy world, anything he says here is rational. Do you disagree?

You are the one who claimed that the Drudge was such a thing. Do you take it back?

Is that a rational thought?


I have always found him to be quite a logical thinker.
......16 | Posted by Grendel

......but you would......

....you cannot tell the difference between logical and contradictory......

So, teach me. I am ready to learn.

Bingo, Doc. And they say the Bible is just a fable.

Sigh.

#18 | POSTED BY SKIZZIKS

Skizziks will have to be more specific about what he sees as my irrationality.

Rick Warren and Barack are thrilled.

Teach me.
#20 | Posted by Grendel

.....you don't seem bright enough to learn......

.....no one who can think clearly would state "when one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly".....

......think about it for a minute, and if you still disagree with me, then I am right, you are incapable of seeing your mistakes......

.....do you recall sometime ago I said that whenever you get stuck in a logical dilemna, you answer by throwing out a nonsensical, flowery, phrase, and how you could not seem to be able to help yourself, and then you threw out another one after ??......

.....I am afraid you are stuck in your way of thinking and there is nothing I can do to educate you......

.....and Ray will always be simple enough that he cannot tell the difference between when you are right or wrong, so you will always be ok with him.......

.....best of luck , though, ......

Is that a rational thought?
....#22 | Posted by ExpsRedemption

.....well....do you feel you've had one this month ?.....

.....I am afraid you are stuck in your way of thinking and there is nothing I can do to educate you......

Try me.

So far, Skizziks, you are very vague. Surely a logical person like you can do better.

Try me.
#29 | Posted by Grendel

.....I did in the past......didn't work.......

.....I will not waste more time with you, you are just looking for a cheap date.......

There is no logic besides skizzics in his neural fantasy world that he lives over his computer.

He makes statements of truth and fact and then states that this is a fantasy world where he can do whatever he pleases.

I had a little discussion with him about this some time ago. Everything is right for him, and everything is wrong for everyone else.

Skizz thinks skizz smart, therefore skizz is smart.
It does not matter that you can explain why you said what you said, or what kind of logical construction it was, or how much you prove it.

Skizz has already decided that you are incorrect.

He cannot explain where you made the mistake, so he is going to believe that he himself is better than you. Since he does not provide any logical or reasoned evidence, it must be the case that he is holding a belief.

The same thing that he tried to take issue with when Grendel did not even do that.

Skizz, this is how things start, you have a belief, from the belief you formulate a hypothesis, that hypothesis becomes a thesis, and eventually you create a theory out of the things that you first believed to be the case. When your theory is tested and the logic, facts and reason show it to be true, you then embrace that belief that started everything.

Can you not see that progression? Where do you begin your research from beside a belief or opinion?

Usually if you cite god, you're fresh out of facts. herm

So far, Skizziks, you are very vague. Surely a logical person like you can do better.
......#30 | Posted by Ray

.....you are halfway balanced Ray, you sometimes veer off into personality issues, but for the most part, are not far off the mark........

.....I don't have a beef with you, but for the rationality question, well, you asked.....and sometimes ....you veer.......

#32 | Posted by ExpsRedemption

.....you are boring......don't you have a woman to fuck or beer to drink or something.?.....

.....here I am trying to decide whether to watch my team, the Bucs try to play their sad excuse for football, or poke my eyes out with knitting needles and these guys are looking for a cheap date......

......grendel, Exps, get fucked, and I mean that in the good way.......

While Grendel and I await Skizziks' fine analyses on our irrationality, the topic of this thread brings to mind a common process in the history of religion. It's called syncretism, the blending of different faiths.
en.wikipedia.org

It bespeaks of a weakening in the authority of mainstream religions.

You're still vague, Skizziks.

Hey Skizz,

While you are thinking up the explanation, can you explain to me why the odd use of ellipses that you are fond of?

What exactly are you going for . . . ?

I am honestly curious.

Is it an attempt to create a distinct voice or persona the way Spud does with his third person "tater" speak?

Does it reflect the way you think, trailing off one idea into another? Rather dreamlike.

Is it to create a markedly different style to distinguish yourself from a different handle that you post under?

I am inclined to believe it is the last one (in fact I have fair guess who your alter identity might be) but if that is true, I am sure you wouldn't say.

So what is it? Why the ellipses? Certainly a rational fellow as yourself has a rational reason.

"You don't seem bright enough to learn...."

Translation: I'll make a fool of myself if I have to say anything more to you.

Skizz does not like to interact with people who make him explain himself or justify why he does something, as he has no answer for either.

"odd use of ellipses(sic)"

What is this? Plane geometry or English?

......don't you have a woman to fuck or beer to drink or something.?.....

No, but I can lend you a quarter.

41 | POSTED BY ZATOICHI AT 2009-12-13 02:22 PM | REPLY | FLAG: The spelling Nazi doesn't know the difference between ellipse and ellipses.

ellipses

"odd use of ellipses(sic)"

What is this? Plane geometry or English?

Zat,

Pleae note the plural form of ellipsis.

ellipsis /ɪˈlɪpsɪs/ DJ /ɪ'lɪpsɪs/ KK
noun
Irregular: ellipses plural

www.google.com

When spelling Nazis go amnesia.

Grendel

I am almost positive you have an academic background in literature. I can't imagine you have a career that would embarrass you on this site, as ruthless as it can be at times. In fact, I think it would make you more interesting.

I am almost positive you have an academic background in literature. I can't imagine you have a career that would embarrass you on this site, as ruthless as it can be at times. In fact, I think it would make you more interesting.

Ray,

A long time ago you asked me about my education /career; I didn't say. I will not now, not because I am ashamed of my education/career or lack of one or wish to be humble, but because it is irrelevant really to why I come here.

I do have an education and I am in part self educated. What more does one need to know for the Retort?

People here use their degrees and careers frequently to give their arguments the weight of authority. In fact some, like Zat, use it as a kind of shield to insulate themselves from us unschooled riff-raff. Others will use someone's lack of education in a specific subject area as means for criticism or to condescend to and avoid a specific argument directly.

For me, it is best to steer around both and let my words alone make the argument or fail. That is what I enjoy the most about the retort.

I have a background in truth. I expose the truth in every post.

To be only irrational is to be an animal.

Animals are very rational. They function to survive. They don't trust their fate to invisible guys in the sky.

Your syllogism only works if the first premise is in fact correct.

Animals are very rational. They function to survive. They don't trust their fate to invisible guys in the sky.

This is a stringing together of non sequiturs.

Animals do survive and often survive well as a results of how they function in their environment, but it is based on instinct and the rewards and punishments they get from their environment--not on rational thought.

Rational thought requires an ability to conceptualize--to objectify an idea or experience to a certain extent beyond the influence of instinct and even environment. Certain mammals, dolphins and primates other than human beings have some ability to do this, but by and large I don't think most animals are capable of it.

Mathematically inclined horses make for a good trick, though.

www.youtube.com

"To be only irrational is to be an animal."

So? Humans are animals, nothing more, and that's ok. They simply have more evolved cognitive abilities than other species.

So? Humans are animals, nothing more, and that's ok. They simply have more evolved cognitive abilities than other species.

It does raise a great question of what does it mean to be human.

Even if one sets aside the question of soul because it is a matter of faith, human beings see themselves as distinct and different from animals due to the fact that we can think. Arguably that ability, because of its astonishing and unique properties, makes human beings sui generis--human beings are now a distinct group apart from animals, though we share many common characteristics.

It is a matter of taxonomy, which in itself can be arbitrary, but it is more than that.

Think about it purely from an evolutionary point of view.

The first living creatures were plants, from which animal species eventually evolved. One does not refer to animals simply as plants that have evolved other capabilities. No, we have a term that separates them from what came before.

To be sure, plants and animals have over eons developed very different biological processes, and intelligence is only one distinguishing capability for humans and animals, but what a capability it is! It has allowed us to break free of instinct and to shape our own behavior and biological destiny regardless of our environment. That is a huge leap.

As suggested above, it is arguable that our intelligence has separated us from what it meant to be an animal and we should classify ourselves differently. In practice this seems to be the case the world over--in most cultures.

Of course, I understand your position and argument--the practice of seeing human beings as just another animal. It makes certain sense and cannot simply be discarded out of hand, but it also can be a perilous road to go down in regard to ethics.

Sixteen percent of Protestants and 17% of Catholics believe some people can use the "evil eye" to "cast curses or spells that cause bad things to happen."

Half a pint of purple drank,
In the bong with sticky dank;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
The fleas of fundies on this blog,
Cheney's heart, and Dubya's brain,
Limbaugh's boxers, brown and stained,
Curse the fundies with their grumbles,
With a gay man let them cuddle!

Usually if you cite god, you're fresh out of facts. herm

#33 | Posted by herm at 2009-12-13 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Wrong!

Uaually, if you cite god you never had any facts to begin with....

Limbaugh's boxers

#53 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-12-13 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Was that the base for the broth?

Was that the base for the broth?

The half pint of purple drank.

"...When one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly....#5 | Posted by Grendel..

As always, the Major Domo Moron swoops in with his/her masturbatory bullshit.

Excuse me, but Rational Thought, or logic is BASED ON EXPERIMENTATION AND REPETITION.

Unlike your fairytale, you jack ass.

"Rational thought, or logic, is based on experimentation and repetition...."

Slept in 8th Grade Science, did we? Or perhaps that Philosophy course in college?

"You jackass...."

Well, one thing we can be assured of is the Emily Post disapproves of you. Remember young Emily? Sweet girl.

I don't know why I bother. The insult was the point for you, not that you said anything real.

believe in whatever you want.

keep your religion out of the government.

When one uses logic and rational thought, one does not run from belief, rather one embraces it firmly.
#5 | Posted by Grendel

Depends upon the context. In the case of designing a fusion reactor that may make sense within the bounds of science and known knowledge, when applying to ethereal beings and non-corporal after life..no sense at all. The problem with belief pertaining to religion is that it can never be proven so it remains stuck at "belief" and never migrates to rational known logic proven by a methodology that supports its existence.

I do have an education and I am in part self educated. What more does one need to know for the Retort?

#47 | POSTED BY GRENDEL

Translation= No degree

Animals do survive and often survive well as a results of how they function in their environment, but it is based on instinct and the rewards and punishments they get from their environment--not on rational thought.
Rational thought requires an ability to conceptualize--to objectify an idea or experience to a certain extent beyond the influence of instinct and even environment. Certain mammals, dolphins and primates other than human beings have some ability to do this, but by and large I don't think most animals are capable of it.

#50 | POSTED BY GRENDEL

Contradictory statement..It is impossible for you to determine whether or not an animal can or cannot rationalize or use logic for problem solving unless you are an animal of that species. Perhaps they just don't give a shit..

In nature there are no rewards or punishments only consequences.

It appears that Legio likes to argue from authority. It also appears that he feels superior because he thinks that Grendel does not have a degree. It seems like he enjoys to make judgement calls about people based on very limited facts, actually making judgement calls on people based on his belief. However it would seem that Legio's belief that Grendel has no degree is not based on any logic or reasoning abilities.

Maybe through his intolerant ignorance he just proved Grendel wrong, or he is a bad example acting irrationally as an animal. Who knows.

"It is impossible for you to determine whether or not an animal can rationalize or use logic..."

It would be possible to design experiments that demonstrate these things.

"In nature there are no rewards or punishments...."

People experience both rewards and punishments. People are part of nature. You just failed a test of logic.

Legio,

Thanks for the round of comments, even the one pointing to my education or lack of one. It points to the uselessness of posting one's educational background. Whether you have one or not, people will attempt to use that fact against you.

My original statement is just an observation on the nature of logic itself and the structure of syllogistic arguments.

Before one can make an assertion of truth one needs to make an assumption about the nature of truth itself and one's own epistomology. That people do not recognize the underlying assumptions does mean they do not make them.

Logic is not some kind of universal truth detector; it is a system by which one builds arguments based upon what it is given as fundamental truths--or the basic premises. It is used in a variety of disciplines ranging from math and the hard sciences to philosophy and theology. Indeed, logic originates with the study of philosophy. For sciences the basic premises are built upon the assumptions found in empiricism. For theologians the assumptions are based upon a belief in certain texts as being divinely inspired or that they relate given spiritual truths. One can dismiss this premise, many here do, but that does not mean the discipline of theology does not employ logic or rational thought.

The problem with belief pertaining to religion is that it can never be proven so it remains stuck at "belief" and never migrates to rational known logic proven by a methodology that supports its existence.

What you mean is that it can never be proven by the methods and assumptions of a particular epistomology that you accept as the first and last word in truth.

Legio may refuse to stay earthbound until science adequately explains the origins of gravity.

Contradictory statement..It is impossible for you to determine whether or not an animal can or cannot rationalize or use logic for problem solving unless you are an animal of that species. Perhaps they just don't give a shit..

I am certainly not an animal behaviorist, but from what I have read on the subject, scientists who do study animals generally agree that animals do not use logic and rational thought.

Your statement is interesting in its way because it points to the limitation of scientific inquiry.

In nature there are no rewards or punishments only consequences.

You are right and you are wrong. There are only consequences and these consequences take on the form of reward or punishment. This is basic Skinnerism. What are consequences of an action? They either bring greater health, pleasure, food or somehow allows a creature to survive. That is a reward. Or it brings pain or poor health. That is a punishment.

I wish I could continue the conversation with you all, Zed, Corky, Ex and Legio, but I must be off for awhile.

Have fun.

That being said, to be only rational is to be a machine. To be only irrational is to be an animal. To be human is to be rational and irrational and know how to embrace them both and negotiate the line that separates them.
#16 | Posted by Grendel at 2009-12-13 01:40 PM

Strangely, the religious communities appear to claim that nature is anything less than rational, which seems irrationally opposing to their adoration of the spiritual and recognition of all things holy. We all generally possess a common programming such as "fight or flight" and is that not extraordinarily compunctual? Quite rational for survival, perhaps animals possess other means of exemplifying rationality?

Or, are you referring to those rare creatures who literately oppose the organized religious authority? Scandalous authors and the criminally insane? Perhaps you could also include those with such severe brain impairment they are unable to recognize or respond to their environment, merely existing to abstractly writhe or to complacently mold-over? Do they exist someplace, these people without rational sense whatsoever? In that case I can see how that might compare with an animal in that state, but otherwise your cretin doesn't exist in any one of us, but within all of us. We are all blundering animals witness our own good and our own bad. This applies as our self-absorbed natures generally ignore how clearly we crave and recognize ever our pets intelligence, let alone our own children among other beings of nil vocabulary such as an office plant or my pet assassin bug. Among our Earthly beings the human requires the most time to generally develop, and once we do we formulate astrophysics, macaroni and cheese, commemorative music collections and mascara. Computers offer another brand of intelligence tool use and can mirror our exacting requirements to appear charming, witty or even threatening, but our pets can demonstrate their demeanor without the use of English or writing or a wry tongue in cheek (although I wonder). They are oriented to purring, chirping and barking and even then cannot generally make the sounds necessary for conversational English, disturbing as that might be realized (Scooby Doo parrots aside). But they do communicate, possess personalities and develop relationships among many traits shared by humans. People have been posting threads related to animal intelligence and human comparison - this intensifies the otherwise obviousness that we are existing in a wonderfully diverse place and our limitations exist only as entertainment until we should grow weary of them. So, I'll presume you meant the non-literal "animal" since it's quite obvious that humans are themselves animals.

A machine acts under the direct order of events and pre-existing conditions. There is no rationality in that, merely reiteration. Machines are utterly irrational, possessing none of the rational language of existence or the ability to recognize it's necessity or diversity. You could claim that early life forms are merely machines, acting under select circumstances, but the larger scale of ongoing evolution isn't merely mechanistic, itself evolving to encompass new resources and environmental uses. Evolutionary intelligence could be equated to self-improving machinery capable of invention, but that's indistinguishable from the living.

So, "evolving machines acting with rationality" might be a better definition for humans from your premise. I personally like the idea that detachment is by choice, but who knows.:]

perhaps animals possess other means of exemplifying rationality?

Why, yes, yes, interesting.

For example, these pigs exemplify rationality on a visceral level as they're able to overcome their Descartean paradox of duality and merge the coporeal swine body and the mind in an effort to flee the Robinson helicopter.

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"perhaps animals possess other means of exemplifying rationality?"

Why, yes, yes, interesting.
For example, these pigs exemplify rationality on a visceral level as they're able to overcome their Descartean paradox of duality and merge the coporeal swine body and the mind in an effort to flee the Robinson helicopter.
www.youtube.com
#71 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2009-12-14 08:03 PM

I meant not to detach yourself entirely from something because you claim superiority.

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