No wife jokes yet? Is today some kind of trolliday?

They found LetUsPrey's wife!

Little Foot spotted in Jurassic Park:

"They found LetUsPrey's wife!

#2 | Posted by andyuhenet"

Thank you for restoring my faith it troll-manity.

In. Doh.

lol. I'm gonna miss andy when he heads back to the mosh pit.

don't die.

was he holding a car antenna?

Shave hin down, give him fake tits, and Verm's got a Saturday night date.

Wow-looks like my kid Brother the day before he shaves.....

Wonder what he's doin' in Minnesota? Scaring the locals I guess.......

#8 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-12-12 12:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

a shave and fake tits?

your fantasy is your older brother and younger sister. Have fun />

#7 | Posted by vernon
#10 | Posted by vernon

It figures that a story about a biped with big feet would pique the interest of a size queen like Vermin.

#10 | Posted by vernon at 2009-12-12 01:10 AM Flag: Projecting TMI

FTA: When they came to the picture of the long-armed creature walking upright, Casey said, "We just looked at each other. Each of us thought we were playing a trick on each other."

Kinda like the way Spud is looking at the pair of yas now?

Either these two are tricksters or they've been tricked.

Until a BigFoot corpse is actually found, analyzed and documented it's all just unfounded allegations usually backed by faked pix.

Be Well.

It was a Wisconsin woman hiker.

"Until a bigfoot corpse is actually found...."

That's the biological standard- a body of a portion of one. For some reason, DNA samples taken from radically disparate locations showing an unidentifable animal or unknown primate never seem to count.

Bigfoot is at the center of the war science wages on eye-witness testimony when provided by persons not scientists.

Nothing's real until the keepers of the real say so. Interesting how we've been conditioned to accept that.

Interestingly, just this year, a DNA sample was taken from a fingernail (very large) someone stumbled upon. It seemed human save for---what was termed odd mutations.

WE ARE ALL ODD MUTATIONS. CARRY ON.

the war science wages on eye-witness testimony

Right... keep worshipping your bigfoot in the sky. I'll chalk that up to one of your "odd mutations".

#16 | Posted by Zed at 2009-12-12 10:43 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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And they only took 6,000 years!!

LM

"Keep worshipping your bigfoot in the sky...."

I'll leave that to anthropologists, who will offer sacrifices when this creature is finally found, and who will likely, and to a man, state that they never had a doubt.

gee that this isnt TOOOOOOOOO fake

Wow, zed, you're nuttier than a Baby Ruth.

Holy shit. This is the worst bigfoot costume I've ever seen.

I've been living in "Bigfoot" Country for 20 years and that pic doesn't even pass the laugh test.

IMHO, there may indeed be an unknown, bipedal, primate or Hominid living deep in our forests and mountains.

This isn't it.

was he holding a car antenna?
#7 | Posted by vernon at 2009-12-12 12:00 AM |

Flag: 1 week ban as punishment for one one weak joke.

IMHO, there may indeed be an unknown, bipedal, primate or Hominid living deep in our forests and mountains.

It there is such a thing, it must be very intelligent. It has the sense to stay far away from us.

What the hell is Michelle doing in MN?

If some one could only kill a Bigfoot or shoot down a flying saucer they could prove such things exist. But as of now these myths mean about as silly as man-made global warming.

So the transition from silly to real hinges on acquisition of a corpse? There's a dissertation for somebody in that.

So the transition from silly to real hinges on acquisition of a corpse?

I know of quite a few good ol' boys out west who are looking to expedite that transition.

I think it's an excuse for them to take a case of beer into the woods and shoot at anything furry.

Yes, they can fake a pictire of bigfoot or a flying saucer and they can destroy, suppress and fudge data at East Anglia U to fake global warming evidence. Oh and you can have a global warming salesman like Al Gore who thinks that the temperature in the middle of the earth is one million degrees.

Or you can have a God salesman like Zed tell us what dopes we are for not believing in his particular fairy tale.

If it's not on youtube it doesn't exist.

that freekin' beef jerky big foot is brown.

only one sighting every ten years or so by amateur conmen.

good picture though.

Oh don't worry about Him that's My Great Grandpa twice removed from My mother's side if I recall correctly. He must have gotten lost.

Larry

"What the hell is Michelle doing in MN?
#26 | Posted by bph320"

Holy Shit. ZED and FARTHOM on the same thread shaking their voodoo sticks at Science and it's burden of proof while offering their own Invisible Sky Fairy as their bastion of all truths.

Morons on Parade! Gotta Love it. Great finish to a week where the feeble minded republicans rallied around constitutional death threats to gays in Uganda, worshipped a packet of non-critical email data from East Anglia AND waited in the global warming driven super storm throughout the mid-west to purchased Mooselini's Book!

Whoot whooo.

How long before Homeland Security decides Bigfoot has links with al-Qaeda?

Why, are you going to drop the dime?

Obama will put that down as one more job saved.

Although disputes will result regarding if he's referring to Bigfoot or the hunter that sold the photo.

drop the dime?

I don't understand that expression... "drop the dime"?

Are you trying to say "will you be making a phone call to homeland security from an anonymous pay phone"?

Do coin operated pay-phones even exist anymore?

I don't understand that expression... "drop the dime"?

To rat someone out.

Do coin operated pay-phones even exist anymore?

Yes, but local calls will cost you two bits.

""What the hell is Michelle doing in MN?
#26 | Posted by bph320"

Because she represents the 6th district there, you fucking tool: bachmann.house.gov
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Not the Michelle I was thinking of dipshit

two bits.

Two bits of what?

Two bits = 25c -- 8 bits to a dollar.

Two bits = 25c -- 8 bits to a dollar.

Just like the old Rupee!

It had 16 "anna" in one Rupee. 8-Anna would be half a Rupee, or 50-paisa.

Interesting.

I think the American 'bit' has its roots in the Spanish "pieces of eight" that were used as currency in the New World in the 16th century. They were broken into quarters or eighths to make change.

You are right, I think.

We have an old expression, "you have told the 16 anna truth". Meaning "you are 100% correct".

Two bits is more of a southern colloquialism. A lot of people from the northern US don't know what it means. Maybe goes back to that Spanish thing since they colonized the southern US.

A common cheer heard at HS football games: "Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar. All for (insert team here) stand up and holler!"

A 'two bit' anything is considered substandard -- a two bit car, a two bit movie, etc.

Then there's the old joke: A man asks his friend how he got bruised up so badly. He says, "I called my wife a 'two bit whore'". His friend asks, "What she hit you with?" He answers, "A bag of quarters".

TOSSER

It seems as if every country in the world has some mysterious creature, not necessarily a Bigfoot, roaming or swimming around and scaring the daylights out of the locals.

Does Pakistan have a similar myth or legend?

A 'two bit' anything is considered substandard

The exact same in Urdu... it's called "duo takkay" (two measly bits).

Does Pakistan have a similar myth or legend?

Yeti.

Bigfoot's snow cousin.

From the infamous 70's show "6 million dollar man"....

#48 | Posted by goatman at 2009-12-13 03:19 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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My Grandfather was born in 1904. He talked about "bits" when speaking of money.

Yes, I think it was a Southern Thing.

Back on topic, this "sighting" is nothing more than the fake body the clowns had in a refrigerator last summer... It's a Hoax. "Footers" are attention whores who will go to any length to keep the cause alive, sell books, pictures, stories, promote web sites... Good grief, get a job would ya.

"Shaking voodoo sticks at science...."

Well, DUMPLING---The difference between you and bigfoot? Bigfoot's droppings aren't nearly as large.

"Science and it's burden of proof...."

No one complains about having to prove a thing. People do note, however, that people get very strange about the evidence on the way to prove something.

Bigfoot could help carry the Olympic torch and that wouldn't be proof according to science. Looking at it and shaking it's hand would not be proof.

That is a wee bit strange. It's like not accepting you've got a spar bedroom to your house until someone throws you through its window.

Philosophy is wasted on robots. I prove this all the time.

If that leaf is 6 inches across, this 'creature' is about 5'10".

Someone trying out their costume ahead of Hallowe'en.

The irony here is that Bigfoot doesn't have feet. Or at least not big feet.

It looks like a person in a black fake-fur costume and the biggest tell-tale to me is the lack of definition on the legs. No musculature noted there just the drape of material.

Fake

Tim Kedrowski said his motion-activated camera captured this image of a black creature, about seven feet tall, striding through a stand of trees on his land near Leech Lake.

Probably one of the Minnesota Timberwolves out for a midnight stroll.

Back on topic, this "sighting" is nothing more than the fake body the clowns had in a refrigerator last summer... It's a Hoax. "Footers" are attention whores who will go to any length to keep the cause alive, sell books, pictures, stories, promote web sites... Good grief, get a job would ya.

#53 | Posted by lfthndthrds

There was a study recently that revealed a high correlation between those people who believed in BIGFOOT and those who believed in global warming---based on that bigfoot must then exist.

"Footers" are attention whores who will go to any length to keep the cause alive, sell books, pictures, stories, promote web sites

Come on folks, are you serious?
I'm one of the most gullible & naive people I know, and I ain't buying it.
Look at the picture - look at the legs. Looks exactly like a person would look with a pair of Carharts on. There is no muscle definition whatsoever. I would think that a "creature" who's only mode of travel is on foot would have big, defined calf muscles.

"Come on folks, are you serious?"

Who you talking to? Is there anybody on this thread that doesn't think this photo is laughable?

I don't know if Bigfoot is real or not, but I have to laugh at the Bigfoot hunters who arrive in the wilderness in a convoy of 4-wheel trucks, pitch tents and build a large campfire, roar through the woods in their ATVs, holler at each other over walkie-talkies . . . and then go home disappointed that they didn't have a "sighting."

Not all Bigfoot hunters act that way . . . just the ones who make TV documentaries about their hair raising experiences.

BTW, I agree. This photo is a fake. The gunny sack legs on the costume is a dead give-away.

I think the link is broken. All I saw was a picture of a guy in monkey suit.

It was just Moder8 taking a shit in the woods.

Wearing a furry suit in the woods during hunting season -- what a death wish.

"Not the Michelle I was thinking of dipshit
#42 | Posted by bph320"

No shit, moron. Thanks for the hanging slider.

"All I saw was a picture of a guy in monkey suit."

That's speciest.