Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Boise fire officials were able to help a boy whose tongue was stuck to a metal fence pole outside the Fairview pool near the corner of Milwaukee and Northview streets Tuesday morning. Firefighters didn't ask him his age but said he was probably 10.

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where's the pic?

Figured you'd be asking directions to the pole, L_R

yes prey, publish a detailed map

www.youtube.com

LOL

I tried this in a walk in freezer once when I was in High School. It was right after having seen "Dumb and Dumber." There was blood everywhere.

I double dog dare you!

Cookfish tried this, but the Polish guy ran too fast!

Just pour warm water on his his tongue, and the pole, it'll become unstuck without any pain or injury.

If the pole was south of Obama's waist line, we'd have to charge.

My Dad once told me that he and his friends would dare each other to stick their tongue to the railroad tracks. If you waited long enough your breath would warm up the track and you could remove your tongue, if you paniced it would rip their tongue. His generation was a little tougher than ours I think.

Been there; done that. Was 6 at the time and the pole was well, just there....(stupid teenagers said it tasted like vanilla ice cream.)

Survived it just nicely...

My Dad once told me that he and his friends would dare each other to stick their tongue to the railroad tracks. If you waited long enough your breath would warm up the track and you could remove your tongue, if you paniced it would rip their tongue. His generation was a little tougher than ours I think.

#11 | Posted by danni at 2009-12-08 05:01 PM

LOL

Damn, wish I knew that prior to my incident. It would have saved me a handful of my own blood!

Had a classmate do it at school when we were in 4th grade. I won't forget it. If I recall correctly someone told him they'd give him $1 to do it because he said it was just made up. Of course he panicked and ripped the skin off... He was a bloody mess and talked funny for about a week. He didn't just stick the tip on like in the Christmas Story clip. He stuck it on. Like a he was taking a great big lick. I'll never forget it, his eye's bugged out of his head when he realized he was stuck but good. We were all laughing until he pulled hard.

Every year some brain child tries this with same results.

I heard a girl did it too yesterday.

Doesn't anyone watch A Christmas Story??? LOL.

Doesn't anyone watch A Christmas Story??? LOL.

#15 | Posted by briwo

Every year. Lemon juice will free it up.

room temp water works best. Lessens the trauma to the tounge when it goes from frozen to not. Just enought to get em loose.

And NEVER use HOT water.

Every year. Lemon juice will free it up.

#15 | Posted by STIRSUMUP

If it was my kid, I'd loosen it up with a good kick in the ass.

#18 - GO STICK YOUR TONGUE ON A METAL POLE!

#18 - GO STICK YOUR TONGUE ON A METAL POLE!

#18 | Posted by nanc at 2009-12-08 11:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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That's funny

Next thing you know, he'll shoot his eye out with a BB gun.

I convinced a kid to do this when I was a kid even though the other guy more or less knew what would happen. He lost a little skin from the tip of his tongue and said it hurt like a bitch but no fire dept was needed.

ha ha ha. HA HA HA! HA HA HA! don't worry dumbass, I did the same thing as a kid too!

Flick? Where's Flick?

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