Oh fuck Me to tears how could I forget ThePerfectStorm??

Sanguine in Saipan

That guy was righteous.

Be Well.

Not to worry. I still be here!

Oh, btw Spud... I discovered a new fast food joint called "one potato, two potato". They are really good.

Next time I'm there I will try and take a pic or two.

treesgonewild~!

YESSSSSSSSSS Her too. She was da bomb.

Larry - They probably got tired of the trolls, stayed away for a while and found they could survive without all that much difficulty. I suspect some use other handles to pop in for a brief visit, occasionally. But that could be just wishful thinking.

For Spud.

Now me getting hunger pangs...

Anyway, from what I remember of a few posters who aren't here anymore, most were quite useless, blithering idiots, and picked fights or were the butt of jokes.

You people probably miss the asshole-factor.

One Potato, Two Potato

Mmmm tatery goodness!

Never heard of the joint before.

Will keep an eye out.

treesgonewild~!

Trees kicked ass.

Be Well.

There was one who I miss from time to time. But every time he shows up I remember why I would wish he'd just go away again. Extremely annoying, pompous guy, unintentionally funny.

If I mention his name he'll show.

Not ready for that.

DKIA remarried before his last tour of duty.

I AM concerned about Zap. He hasn't been around in forever and I hope he and his family are ok.

Storm has been around I've been told but I haven't figured out his new handle yet...and it's been driving me NUTS!

SPUD -

And spam is heading our way in 3...2.....1....

Why can't we get rid of that guy once and for all?!

He has made Me so mad that I am laughing. G-d I wish a lightning would strike His computer. Lord I hate spammers.

I've stopped popping in because I found a social life and I have studies + other high quality Pak-specific forums. Larry, the people you're talking about must be from before even 2005, i.e, around the time the retort started.

The take-out window at Karachi's

Offensive yet respectfully LOL-Worthy

Don't argue with the man with the machine gun.

Why can't we get rid of that guy once and for all?!

Are you talking about me, Sister Fundalisa? LOL

Don't argue with the man with the machine gun.

If you have a problem with your cheese-fries tell the machine-gun guy and he's straighten it out. LOL

(he's outside a mosque btw, not OPTP)

i think they are talking about the real spammer..

the one who keeps posting advertizements for some website...

like i said he needs to be executed saudi style.

i think they are talking about the real spammer..

the one who keeps posting advertizements for some website...

Oh.. the one they think is a Chinese guy?

I stopped flagging him after I realized he might be Chinese.

spamming her with pictures of Lisa Simpson

Nawww.... just show her the bottom of a shoe.

A Fundo digs that. LOL

treesgonewild~!

Trees kicked ass.

Trees has been my cohost on The Dark Side for several months. Though we've just begun holiday hiatus, we will be back on air on January 9, at 2:00 PM Central.

Kerrin, Walt, GZLives...

That little English gal...ltlbritdifrnt?

She was a good one.

silknblueskies

tonyroma

I miss Carl Brutananalidewski.

Professorbates

Scarey_e

nyhog

Hopefully they got a life.

Where did THAT guy go?

"Hi, I'm Joe Soap and I have healthy 7 inch cock"?

Remember him? LOL

Why did you say spammers are scary?

I'm still wondering what happened to San Antonio Rogue. Who I suspect was Busty Angel!!

Miss Joe the racist Soap and Carl Brutananalidewski?

That would be like missing "Duck!" Cheney.

Why did you say spammers are scary?

They eat rodents.

For a moment or two a couple of months ago, I had an inkling Zombie may be SAR...

I miss Hillbilly-Jihad. He was damn funny in a stupid kind of way.

#32 He was long before your time... as "Tosser", anyway.

We still hear from Leadbelly occasionally.

Rev's radio profile says he protects us from zombies...

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JoeSoap

Seniority: 67

Contact User
No Home Page

Joined 2005/05/28
Visited 2008/08/23

Status: user

He was long before your time... as "Tosser", anyway.

Good catch.

I used to frequent this fine establishment when it wuz unmoderated.

Only when registration became necessary, did I take a name.

Rev is to zombies what Kryptonite is to Superman.

I miss Boyd, Badweek, Barney, and Cooper.
Same with Coconservative and I_am_SAm.

What ever happened to AmeriCunty? Oh wait, never mind. The Colonel must have been deployed to Camp Crazy.

GZLives.
He used to make some joke about gay's asses being like bike racks, and it really seemed to piss off a lot of people. It was a really simple comment, but it sure did get the purse swingers angry.

I miss ValkyrieMissile

Angry purse swingers...BWAH!

Scarey_e

#31 | Posted by jackass at 2009-12-03 10:31 AM | Reply

That was douchesquirts aka uallsuck.
She's still a fruit.

I miss InWi, she had large breasts.

LZK!!

What was her first handle?

"I miss InWi, she had large breasts"

.#48 | Posted by 101Chairborne
Hey!!!!

She still does!!: D

Danforth...

Oh nevermind.

Armella.

Ahhh....that's right! Thanks!!

Now that was one twisted sister!

LZK, Armella, and Nanc are sisters, right?

Don't laugh Corkster, when Nanc first came on the scene I had suspicions that she was LZK.

But they were very short lived.

I wish someone would finally explain the LZK thing to me!

Incidentally, I've found the one y'all call "Frank Cotton".

Who wants to be nice to me for a month in order for me to tell you where he is?

#54 - I would be the cute one on the right.

Incidentally, I've found the one y'all call "Frank Cotton".

Who wants to be nice to me for a month in order for me to tell you where he is?

Posted by nanc at 2009-12-03 11:13 AM

Frank Cotton always worked better as a spoof. The real Cotton was an asshole of Woke proportions which is why he made such a great character.

-Who wants to be nice to me for a month

Torture lover.

#58 - from where did the spoofer hail?

Scarey_e

#31 | Posted by jackass at 2009-12-03 10:31 AM | Reply

That was douchesquirts aka uallsuck.
She's still a fruit.

#47 | Posted by 101Chairborne

wrong as usual

#58 - from where did the spoofer hail?

JeffJ was most often Frank Cotton in the old days, but I forget where he lives.

So y'all SHARED the persona?

FRANK COTTON?????

YIKES!!!

*locks doors and windows then dives under desk*

In the old days, yes. Frank Cotton 2.0 is someone specific, but knowing who takes some of the fun away.

When you wanted to say something completely wrong, out of character for you, offensive, or just plain funny as all hell, one would usually do it as Frank Cotton.

The real Cotton was an asshole of Woke proportions which is why he made such a great character.

#58 | Posted by kanrei

I wasn't around when Mr. Cotton posted, but Woke has set the bar so high, I doubt anyone can still see it, besides Moder8.

I had to go look up the character - is he this one?:

Nanc,
No. Pinhead is not evil nor a demon at all. The Hellraiser story is rather deep in its morality, but to make it brief, they are reflections of the souls of those who call them. If you are good, they are Angels. If you are evil, they are demons. They see no difference between good and evil; love and pain; other than perspective.

Hence all the feathers I keep finding around the house?

Scrap #70 - Mewna Lisa has been out hunting birds. Again...

Are refering to me Nanc?

#72 - Where? No - I was referring to our female cat, Mewna Lisa - our male is Clawed Mewnet - HA!

Lisa - read from #69 down.

Ooooh...I see now, Nanc!

Sorry!!

Cute names!

Stop_The_Box_Itch was another classic.

#75 - our son comes up with the funniest names for animals! We had a beta named "Fins Gill" at one time and now a new one named "Alpha Beta"!

That's true Joe!

Wonder what happened to Boxy??

Stirly makes up for him though!!

I don't know why but I love stir!!

Lol

"Betta" not "Beta" - always gets me.

LOL Nanc

I had a Cocker Spaniel I affectionately name the Carpet Crapper.

Ok...not so affectionately!

I also had a dog named Pyramid.

Think about it! Lol

It laid landmines the size of pyramids?

LOL

You got it!

I had a cat named Windex....

We have a dog named "Bert" after "Bret Maverick":

Awwwww...such a cute face!!!!

Stirly makes up for him though!!

I don't think anyone can replace box_itch.

They eat rodents.

So does our neighbourhood cat, but she's not scary like a spammer.

So does our neighbourhood cat, but she's not scary like a spammer.

Spammers don't have fur on them.

They be ugly buggers.

Rob_The_A_Hole!

Spammers don't have fur on them

You think the one who showed up here was some roosi b'dmaash?

Ho sakta hai.... never know.

I pummeled him into oblivion one too many times. I was always told that, if I played with my favorite toy too much that it would break. I should have listened.

K G Beekeeper was always a good read.

She still does!!: D

#50 | Posted by Lisa

Al these years and I never got a picture.

: (

Rob_The_A_Hole!

#89 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Yea, I miss Rob too. Even if all we shared was a good hatred of the Pats.

I miss Hans and there was another one that started with an R if I recall correctly. He was like a Republican4Ever type dude. G-d I can not think of His name. Damn shit pisses Me off. If I could find that Kelo decision thread He is on that one.

Larry

I also hate to say it but I miss Rob too. Don't ask Me why cause we never ever got along but I do Miss Him.

Larry

Don't worry folks, I'm right here!

Who Used To Write All Their Sentences By Capitalizing Every Single Word Of A Sentence?

How about that Rasta..Something guy who used to write all his posts in some weird bad poetry style?

But the one I miss is FDRDemocrat. Easily the most intelligent, well written poster ever.

Kingzilla also deserves a mention.

Yeah hey Lisa how about a picture?

Oh please!!

Lol

I want 45 Cal to come back!

SilkenBlueSkies -- I forgot about that one.

One of the few posters I've gotten into it with.

With whom I've gotten it into.

Into whom I've gotten it. Wait, no, that's definitely not it.

With whom I've gotten into it. Yeah, that's it.