A small price to pay to keep his wife out of jail.
And maybe a month's worth of sympathy pussy.
That's a hole in one.

So much for a non-news story. If I had my way I would have everyone under 24 hour surviellance to ensure that people are purnished anytime they cross the line no matter how small.

This is what happens when you use a Wood driver.

#2 | Posted by bigblackie

I hope that was sarcasm...

The judge must be a golfer

Mulligan?

Maybe we can start an online fund to help him pay it....

I'll keep tabs on it for a small fee...

ahh, to be wealthy... anyone else - domestic violence and DUI charges and your life ruined for the next 18 months.

It's over, I do not care.

Although I do think that if it was me, the police would not have been so,,,, obliging. Besides, the punishment he is and will continue to receive from his wife is far harsher than anything the authorities could inflict.

That driver his wife slammed through the window was for a definite reason. The Tiger has been playing with the girls, check out, RADARONLINE.COM

Tiger Woods should appeal the citation and state that it is impossible to drive carefully while you're being clubbed upside the head with a mashie.

Ok. This is the end of this story.

Let it rest now!

It's over, I do not care.

What do you want to bet Fox News will get some more mileage out of this non-story, at least until the next mass murder. They learned everything they know from the National Enquirer.

It's a good thing that Tiger is Asian and not black or somebody would be trying to draw a parallel between his case and OJ, that cop killer in WA and other blacks who get the kid glove treatment in our so-called criminal justice system.

Leave it to a teabagging scrotum aficionado like FuckWad to play the race card!!!

That explains why blacks are more likely to be sent to prison than any other racial group? Do you think FatWhiteThom or do you just vomit out brain dead thoughts?

It's a good thing that Tiger is Asian and not black or somebody would be trying to draw a parallel between his case and OJ, that cop killer in WA and other blacks who get the kid glove treatment in our so-called criminal justice system.

#15 | Posted by fwthom

a) viewed from TRADITIONAL AMERICA - -

Tiger is a productive member of society - - as such he SHOULD BE TREAED BETTER THAN ANY GUY OFF THE STREET . . .
waive the fine & have him sign your balls

b) viewed from OBAMA/SOROS "NEW AMERIKA" - -

Tiger is a celebrity/athlete who would be a "defacto member" of the elite ruling class . . .
CUT FOOD & HEALTHCARE RATIONS for anyone who questions his behavior - -
if the questions persist, confiscate the questioner's property & throw him in jail

If this were Sweded where they base fines on income, it'd be $164,000

This answers the question: Who can beat Tiger Woods?.....His Wife

Re: Cool for Sale.

The Lawyers fer Louis Vuitton will one day tear the still-beating hearts out of the cheezeball scam artists who are behind that site.

That thought amuses Spud.

Be Well.

/Fuck Coolforsale
//Fuck 'em with a sharpened lawyer.

"A small price to pay to keep his wife out of jail.
And maybe a month's worth of sympathy pussy.
That's a hole in one."

If she decides to divorce him and he's been cheating then the price becomes much larger. And in that case he'd of been better off letting her get arrested for attacking him.

Looks like Tiger will have to put the sock over his driver for a while.

Tiger just hit a BILLION in net worth.

Oops... looks like more chicks coming out of the woodwork now for their 15 mins of fame. Could be half bil soon.

Just last week I was telling someone how much I admire Tiger for his focus, dedication, etc., and that you never see him in the news for stupid sh$# like drugs and f-ing around on his wife. Guess I was only half right.

JM

I guess Tiger nerver watched the Sopranos. You use a cell phone for a week, destroy it and get a new one.

Guess I was only half right

Don't short-change yourself JM. Could be batting 1000.

#28 - ha ha! Next revelation: Video shows world-famous golfer snorting a mix of cocaine and crystal meth off a tranny hooker's ass...

notice the reaction when fwthom DARES to bring up race in the issue.

the reaction tends to make it look like fwthom is on to something.

but again
here is this issue I BELIEVE

they had a fight and she took after him with a 7 iron or some other midclub.
he got in the car all upset and stuck his right foot through the floor and hit the tree..

case closed but not over.

What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Why do duffers at Taiwan's Typhone Golf Course, No 68, Jong Jeng Road, Gau Shuh Ping Tung call their leaking, broken-down ball washer "a Vermin"?

Because:
(A) they can
(B) it also leans to one side and makes strange gurgling noises
(C) they find emotional criples funny
(D) it tickles

164 dollars? Anything less that $$$One Million Bucks is probably a meaningless sum to Tiger Woods!!!

#31 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-12-02 06:01 PM | Reply | Flag: HIS MOM NEVER LET HIM VISIT A NEIGHBORING STATE

#18 | POSTED BY MARKH AT 2009-12-02 07:22 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

is the institution you are remanded to for psychiatric treatment aware that you have access to the internet?

I cant imagine this will have a positive effect on your treatment.

#21 | POSTED BY DETHSPUD AT 2009-12-02 08:59 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

Spud, usually i can follow your gist and find it entertaining at the very least..

but i am utterly lost by that one.

Spud, usually i can follow your gist and find it entertaining at the very least..

TYVM fer them kind werds!

but i am utterly lost by that one.

Ah, that's cos yer missing some context.

Not yer fault, the blog-god wisely removed it.

This site has recently been hit by a particularly annoying spam-bot advertising a site called Coolforsale.

They keep posting their spam ads here by changing their blog name but the message is always the same.

"Buy our cheap knockoff faux designer bullshit".

Chinese web site apparently.

The Chinese are notorious label whores.

Spud fer reasons not worth explaining is sorta familiar with how doggedly determined and somewot aggressive the LV anti-pirating Lawyer folks are with such types (through the auspices of local law enforcement usually) and Spud merely wished that the asshat in question should one day get fucked with by such in a similar manner as his spambot was fucking with the Tort.

But without the context of the annoying spam it does kinda looks like Spud was going off into WTF territory.

All apologies fer the confusion there.

Hope that cleared things up.

Be Well.

First round of guesses is wifey gets 300 million.

#31 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-12-02 06:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

HAR~! HAR~!

You're easier than a trained monkey. You always take the bait, and come back with something lame -- though I'm sure that when you're soused it sounds so damned clever.

You're easier than a trained monkey.
#38 | Posted by vernon | Flag: Has A Thing For Trained Monkeys

"You're easier than a trained monkey," Vermin slurred, wiping away the remnants of the rotten banana the squirming little Capuchin shoved up his nose as he tossed the wriggling creature back into the jungle, taking care to avoid the incandescent glare on the red-and-blue face of the ever-watchful Sheba, the hulking, over-trained Mandril he called "dear."