Best wishes to the Bride to be. Congratulations to the young man.

Is he a two bagger like she is?

I bet she keeps the name Clinton.

Is he a two bagger like she is?

She's better looking than anything you'd ever hope to nail, Snippy. And has less legs.

#5 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-11-30 11:08 AM | Reply | Flag: Funny

That is one ugly fucking girl.

Here's a recent pic.

Their still wayyyy better looking

I have to admit, that is a good pic of her.

CHICKENRANCHER......This young lady wouldn't give a Hillbilly Prick like you a second look....How about supplying a picture of your better half, that is if you can get her a night off the Streets........

It only took three posts for the classless to show up. Is anyone surprised?

didn't this guy do the forward looking thing...check out the mom...that's your future.

Hope he likes the cankles :)

She morphed from an awkwardly ugly young girl to an attractive young woman.

Best wishes for her upcoming marriage.

That is one ugly fucking girl.

#7 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-11-30 11:12 AM | Reply | Flag: Now, if she had feathers and a coxcomb....

7 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-11-30 11:12 AM | Reply | Flag: Now, if she had feathers and a coxcomb....

Posted by northguy3 at 2009-11-30 11:49 AM | Reply| Flag: WHICH I AM WILLING TO SELL FROM MY PRIVATE COLLECTION

From A NY newspaper several years ago..."Chelsea came into the gym wearing a glamorous tracksuit and her mother's thighs..."

I do pity the guy in the Mother-in-law department.

And Chapel, nice to see you sticking up for your sweetie. Maybe he'll let you be the man tonight and you won't have to wear that rubber beak.

#8 | Posted by Corky

Here is an un-retouched pic:

#19 | Posted by KBM at 2009-11-30 12:45 PM | Reply | Flag: Exchanges used rubber beaks with Chickenchoker

She better hope the young man never has lasik surgery...

Just in case anyone was wondering what Goldman Sachs was doing to cover its bases with the next generation of pols.

congratulations to the both of them, now who cares, and move on... What is this People Mag?

Just in case anyone was wondering what Goldman Sachs was doing to cover its bases with the next generation of pols.

They already had the 2050 GOP candidate lined up-Trackbar Palin.

And KBM- this one works too

www.allhatnocattle.net/
JennaBush%20party.jpg

Hard to imagine how anyone could have thrown in a Palin reference, but Northguy comes through! Outstanding!

You should get bonus pay for that. Drop a line to the White House, who's running the GetDumbAssesToSendUs500kToBeat Palin.com, and get them to send you a c-note.

That is one ugly fucking girl.

#7 | Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-11-30 11:12 AM | Reply | Flag: Prefers Cute Fucking Boys

"She better hope the young man never has lasik surgery...

#21 | Posted by wisgod "

PissBoy,

You live in Wisconsin where going on a diet means eating brats at only two meals a day. Are you going to have us believe that you don't live with some fat snow cow with a cheese hat and a beard? If you carved 150 pounds of suet off your Artic Chewbacca she would still weigh twice as much as Chelsea.

Ugly beats a fat bitch any day of the week.

She turned into a very lovely woman. Best of wishes to her.

Celisary,
Hey you ignorant cunt! You wanted me to look your stupid ass up on Facebook, but unless your name is Celisary, how in the hell do you expect me to find you?
I'm sure there's more than one crazy retard on there, so how about narrowing it down, stupid?

Ugly beats a fat bitch any day of the week.

#27 | Posted by furio at 2009-11-30 03:23 PM | Reply Falg: Self Loather

"Chelsea Engaged (To Son Of An Ex-Con)"

"Ugly beats a fat bitch any day of the week.

#27 | Posted by furio at 2009-11-30 03:23 PM | Reply Falg: Self Loather

#30 | Posted by 101Chairborne"

Hey 101, have a beer for me tonight at Applebee's.

Ugly beats a fat bitch any day of the week.

#27 | Posted by furio

You should know. Sounds just like your fucking marriage, tough guy. Do you hit your wife in the 2nd or 3rd chin?

"You should know. Sounds just like your fucking marriage, tough guy. Do you hit your wife in the 2nd or 3rd chin?

#33 | Posted by wisgod"

Stop crying PissBoy. It's not my fault you have to go down on rancid cottage cheese every night.

Who's crying, dumb-fuck? Why would I let a cowardly POS that couldn't cut it in the U.S.A. bother me?

"Who's crying, dumb-fuck? Why would I let a cowardly POS that couldn't cut it in the U.S.A. bother me?

#35 | Posted by wisgod"

You just did loser. Chubby Chaser, have you ever gone outside your comfort zone let alone to live in another country or two just for the fun of it? And get paid to do it? Of course not you lazy fat shit.

No I haven't, shit for brains. I make enough here and own 2 homes. Any other questions, foreign loser?

"No I haven't, shit for brains. I make enough here and own 2 homes. Any other questions, foreign loser?

#37 | Posted by wisgod"

No PisBoy the bank owns your two homes, you are their bitch for 30 years.

Look asshole, use some logic. The US has one of the lowest taxes in the world and one of the most business friendly environments in the world. Are you that fucking stupid not to realize it is so easy to make money in the US? It is far more difficult to get work abroad as a foreigner. It's a challenge. But hey you like rolling your Artic Chewbacca in flour and still not finding the wet spot over and over so I guess you can't figure this out little conundrum out either.

Wis & Furio

You walked into the thread like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? don't you?

-Apologies to Carly Simon

Poor dumb bastard, hopefully common sense will kick in at some point. Would you really want them for your in-laws...just damn.

Chelsea turned out to be a very attractive woman.

I'd like to see a pic of some of those who have been criticizing her looks.

Something tells me that they have no room to talk!

Anyway, I wish Chelsea and Marc much happiness.

#40 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2009-11-30 06:55 PM | Reply | Flag: Buttinski

Poor Furryhole. Now he's flagging his own posts. What's next? Kissing a girl?

I make enough here and own 2 homes.

You stick 'em together and you got you a double-wide!

"So you know what I owe on 2 homes, I should somehow show you 2 piss drops of respect for leaving the country and give a flying fuck about anything else you profess to know about my wife?"

Well PisBoy, it is obvious she has a high tolerance for insecure guys with little dicks and sensitive egos.

Well PisBoy, it is obvious she has a high tolerance for insecure guys with little dicks and sensitive egos.

#46 | Posted by furio

Says the guy who couldn't get laid in this country so he bailed.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

-- Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

This is what passes for humor among the pathetic, right wing, repugnantcons.......

Then, they have the unmitigated gall to become outraged when Letterman insults their candydate's daughter, albeit unintentionally, thinking it was the 18 yr old Bristol who attended a Yankee game.

"Acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone's daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others," the governor said in a statement.
Sarah Palin

The faux outrage, while refusing to admit Letterman was talking about the previously "knocked up" 18 yr old Bristol, while ignoring McCain's intentional insult of a 12 yr old Chelsea, is very telling about the hypocrisy and bullshit the repugs use all the time to suit themselves, eh?

The faux outrage, while refusing to admit Letterman was talking about the previously "knocked up" 18 yr old Bristol, while ignoring McCain's intentional insult of a 12 yr old Chelsea, is very telling about the hypocrisy and bullshit the repugs use all the time to suit themselves, eh?

McCain's and Limbaugh's comments are both stupid and they deserve ridicule for them.

Are you excusing Letterman or practicing your own brand of faux outrage?

The faux outrage, while refusing to admit Letterman was talking about the previously "knocked up" 18 yr old Bristol, while ignoring McCain's intentional insult of a 12 yr old Chelsea, is very telling about the hypocrisy and bullshit the repugs use all the time to suit themselves, eh?

McCain's and Limbaugh's comments are both stupid and they deserve ridicule for them.

Are you excusing Letterman or practicing your own brand of faux outrage?

Eberly, Eberly

I'm pointing out the unmitigated hypocrisy in being outraged about a comment from a tv comedian/personality about an 18 yr old who indeed got pregnant out of wedlock

vs

a mysoginistic comment that degraded a 12 yr old AND her mother AND lesbians in general, while also denigrating a sitting attorney general....by a REPUBLICAN candidate for potus...

if you cannot or will not see the difference and the hypocrisy...

that says a lot about YOU, eh?

spelling correction: misogynist>a man who hates women

if you cannot or will not see the difference and the hypocrisy...

you choose to see them differently because you have to protect letterman while chastise conservatives. It is always political to you and therefore you must take a side rather than dismiss all of it as trash.

I was outraged by none of it. I don't care any more for McCain than I do any of the others.

In any case, was McCain running for potus when he said that 17 years ago? I don't really know.

It IS hypocritical to be outraged by one and not the other.....which describes you perfectly.

I don't have to protect Letterman and I haven't.....show me where I excused his comment?

But I don't have to pretend he was talking about a 14 yr old, when it was obvious he was talking about the 18 yr old who got "knocked up" out of wedlock, eh? Which is exactly what Palin did and attempted to use it for political fodder.....

I don't know. You will have to answer for yourself.

Do you think McCain's joke denigrating a 12 yr old daughter of the president, the AG, the first lady and all lesbians is equal to a talk show host making a joke about a "knocked up" 18 yr old?

Apparently so.....eh?

Talk about buying a high mileage, renta-car.
But I guess if you can get past nore guys being through your wife than Paris Island, the inheritance ain't too bad.
Maybe we should send him a safety rope for a wedding present.

Does this mean the secret service are gonna have to pre-screen all the hookers at the upcoming bachelor party?

Maybe the Clinton /Margolies-Mezvinksy families and their friends will find a spare moment or two at their very $$$$ lavish wedding reception to toast all the homeless and starving Iraqi women and children just before they sit down to a 14-course reception dinner with all the trimmings.

The above posts were brought to you by altering posts of democrats here assembled made after the announcement that Jenna was engaged. Isn't payback a bitch?

I did completely overlook the wonderful poem about something running out of the bride to be's mouth...certainly more appropriate here than when it was authored in the other thread. Wonder if she taught Monica anything...or if she learned at the "feet of the master?"

The faux outrage, while refusing to admit Letterman was talking about the previously "knocked up" 18 yr old Bristol, while ignoring McCain's intentional insult of a 12 yr old Chelsea, is very telling about the hypocrisy and bullshit the repugs use all the time to suit themselves, eh?

#48 | Posted by woke

Yeah, Woke, and there isn't an ounce of hypocrisy on the left. And by the way, your humor sucks too.

Isn't that retard out of gas yet?

Here's some humor for you everlong

A young and old bull are standing on a hill.

Young bull says, "Let's RUN down there and fk one of those heifers!"

Old bull says, "Naw, let's WALK down and fk em all!"

Anyone denigrating war veterans, especially those who gave so much as Cleland, are nothing but low life POS.