Nicklaus would have made that drive.

A statement from Woods' publicist and Health Central Hospital called the accident "minor" and said Woods was "admitted, treated and released today in good condition."

So He hit a water hazzard(Fire Hydrant) and then bounced off a tree. Sounds like a normal game of Golf to Me.

Larry

I've driven off the road and got a one in hole.
What's the big deal.

I'm guessing he wasn't just putting along.

Fuck. He didn't die. I wanted a big headline.

What a drive---I wonder whether it was a "hook" or a "slice".

I understand his airbag didn't inflate---I hope his putter wasn't damaged.

That's what you get when you play "night golf"--those of us that play it know you should play it on a golf course and not the streets.

He was simply headed out for a bargain on "Black Friday".

Why didn't he take a mulligan?

Lets see, 2:30am, crashed his Caddy, takes the cops 12 hrs to report, and no alcohol involved. Hmmmm do I smell a pay off here?

And if there was a payoff, you know he was not exactly clear-headed--that would account for the injuries--he probably mistook his golf cart for his escalade--that probably would account for the seriousness of his injuries when he was not going any faster then 30mph.

Not exactly par for the course.

Was he driving a caddy?

I heard the police report mentioned he was hearing "birdies" after he hit the tree and he was trying to escape from a BOoGIE man.

From what I understand he was pretty "TEED" off.

"Was he driving a caddy?"

Driving...riding...I don't know. He's a golfer

Bet it wasn't a "green" caddy.....

The wife busted a window out with a golf club to help get him out....hmmm was there something else going on at 2:30 in the morning...was tigger running from the old lady?

The wife busted a window out with a golf club to help get him out.

#20 | Posted by oulosturmind

Busted a car window or house window?

Based on the article it was the car.

#20 "was tiger running from the old lady"

Not the kind of woman I'd run away from.

Tiger survived by a stroke of luck.

Tiger?

Get Well Soon.

Coolforsale130?

STFU and go DIAF.

Be Well.

But Spud, come on. Coolforsale pursue much interest of most fashion products, and wouldn't you love to meet Christmas? And hey, Coolio says I'm welcome to come next time (but where have I heard THAT before... it's always "next time"...)

That aside, hope Tiger comes out OK. Something does seem a little odd about this whole thing, though...

I bet what he pays for this incident will be one huge green fee.

UPDATE:

Woods's wife beat the crap outa him during a domestic quarrel re; an affair - -

baddly beaten & groggy, he tried to get away but crashed . . .
she followed, dragged his ass outa the SUV and was standing over him ready to finish the job, . . .

but the cops arrived

that's the REST of the story - - - ya really can't make this shit up

He always has been a wayward driver...

btw,

TIGER was NOT having an affair with event planner Rachel Uchitel.

that's his story - - and he's stickin' to it

Radio news this morning --

Tiger's wife had scratched his face and hit him with a golf club when she heard he was having an affair. He got in the car to get away from her but crashed it (guess she had already clobbered him inside the house so he might have been disoriented).

After he crashed his car she then broke the car's back window with a golf club -- stories say it was to rescue him get help get him out of the car. Looks more to me like she wanted to finish the job.

Who knows. Maybe Tiger was sorry and even asked her for a marriage mulligan but "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

Sorry, MARKH, just noticed now your #30 beat me to the story. It's early out here and I should have read up the page -- and never blogged before my first cup of coffee.

Here's a photo of the "other woman"

"Here's a photo of the "other woman"

wow . . she's a cutie!!

(history bears revisiting)
Room Clerk: Are you here for an affair, sir?
Benjamin: What?
Room Clerk: The Singleman party, sir?
Benjamin: Ah, yes, the Singleman party.

- - - -

Benjamin: Wood?
Mrs. Robinson: What?
Benjamin: Wood or wire? They have both.

Not the kind of woman I'd run away from.

#23 | Posted by Kspeck3

Remember, someone's babe is another's bitch.

Here's a photo of the "other woman"

Rachel Uchitel

Gossip magazines say she's admitted to the affair with Tiger.

#33 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-28 11:03 AM |

All of those Millions, and that's the best he can do?

Besides, he's Very Well Spoken for one of those people.

This is hilarious. He bought himself a trophy wife with his golf earnings, and now his trophy wife is attacking him with golf clubs.

Woods's wife beat the crap outa him during a domestic quarrel re; an affair - -

baddly beaten & groggy, he tried to get away but crashed . . .
she followed, dragged his ass outa the SUV and was standing over him ready to finish the job, . . .

but the cops arrived

that's the REST of the story - - - ya really can't make this shit up

#28 | Posted by markh

That's not a very "fair way" (get it, fairway?) to look at this.

Golfers are Pussies.

jer, you got that right.

Golfers are Pussies.

#39 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

How can you say that when they're ball busters?

I tried to tell him not to get married.

his trophy wife is attacking him with golf clubs.

#37 | Posted by nullifidian

- many of whom are UNTRAINED in their use!!!

I know . . same ol' BS - - sand wedges don't kill . . . PEOPLE DO

Golfers should focus only on getting their balls on the green. Anywhere else gets them in trouble.

Golfers should focus only on getting their balls on the green. Anywhere else gets them in trouble.

#44 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-28 02:28 PM |

Golfers should focus only on getting their balls on the green. Anywhere else gets them in trouble.

#44 | Posted by CalifChris

That's where they get the most spin and play on them.

Good to hear his injuries weren't life threatening and he's now out of the woods...'course it sounds like his wife is, too...

Golfers are Pussies.

#39 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

I would disagree with that statement---tell me what other sport that one has to deal with uphill and downhill lies when handling his balla.

Boy it now apears Mrs Tiger Woods scratched Him up as She confronted Him about having an afair. Sounds like Tiger Woods was looking for a different shade of hair on the next "hole" over. Too fucking funny.

I have a feeling this story is going to make for some really good old-fashion schadenfreude.

It looks like the one big difference between Tiger and O.J. in domestic disputes is that his blonde trophy wife is more likely to slit his throat than vice-versa.

He's a Pro Golfer-for cryin' out loud!

He's SUPPOSED to have a "ball-handler"!

Oh....wait a minute.........

I know one thing; if his wife has her way, the Tiger will be reduced to a tigger.

His guardian demon was out partying with some white gals at the time...

"WINDERMERE, Fla. The mystery over Tiger Woods' car crash intensified Saturday when his agent called state troopers on their way to Woods' house and asked them to wait another day before speaking to him.

It was the second straight day Woods was unavailable to talk. His wife told troopers on Friday afternoon, after the world's No. 1 golfer had been treated and released from a hospital, that he was sleeping and asked that they return Saturday."

Looks like Tiger Woods, Inc. is hunkering down and plotting how to minimize the damage to the franchise.

i do not care.

She scratching him and beating him with golf clubs - I hope he can get out of that trap.

She is

When Tiger arrived at the E.R. hospital personnel stated his underpants was pulled up into his crotch--he related that his wife hit him with his wedgie

Looks like Tiger Woods, Inc. is hunkering down and plotting how to minimize the damage to the franchise.

#55 | Posted by nullifidian

I don't know how he'll be able to "pitch" this to the press.

"I don't know how he'll be able to "pitch" this to the press."

Wonder when he's going to get out of the bunker and talk to reporters.

I don't know how he'll be able to "pitch" this to the press."

Wonder when he's going to get out of the bunker and talk to reporters.

#61 | Posted by nullifidian

When his wife allows him to leave the house again with his putter and his balls.

I don't know how he'll be able to "pitch" this to the press."

Wonder when he's going to get out of the bunker and talk to reporters.

#61 | Posted by nullifidian

When his wife allows him to leave the house again with his putter and his balls.

#62 | Posted by matsop

But then again, he might have to bag them and stay home.

Staying with her now would be pretty rough.

Tiger's been known to be able to get out of "rough" spots in the past by "hook"er by crook.

She caught him cheating on his card. She gave him the shaft and did not replace her divot. He made a duff of his driving but it sounds like he took his penalty stroke like a pro.

Tiger played a round?

Well yeah, he's a golfer.

No news there.

Wot?

Tiger played around... on his wife?

And she went after him with a golf club?

Lawl.

Spud heard on the news recently that she "saved" him by getting him out of the car by breaking a window with a golf club after an accident but the story seemed a little sketchy.

Now it makes more sense.

Lucky fer Tiger she grabbed his 1 iron and tried hitting him with it.

Nobody can hit shit with a 1 iron.

Be Well.

Hi, Tater, just saying hello. Glad to see you're back around here again.

I know there is some confusion in your minds about this subject, so I will try to break it down for you;

If you are a black male, here is the level of white woman you can expect;

Young punks, bangers, posers, etc...(read, no job) =
Big fat ugly white woman that no white guy would think about fucking. She will eventually take half your welfare check when you fuck around.

Middle management black guy.....= You can have a mildly attractive white woman or a cute mexican or asian. Each of these will eventually take your boat and one of your cars when you fuck around.

Big sports star (OJ, Tiger, etc...) = Super Model who can have any man she wants. She will eventually take all your trophies and sell them to the salvatuion army and take all your money. Then when she finds out your were fucking around, she will beat the shit out of you and go marry your ex-accountant.

I hope this clears it up.

You guys remember that movie Tin Cup, where he would make a running go and hit the ball? With that in mind;

Elin is Kevin Costner, and Tiger Woods vehicle is the ball and well, a 1 iron is just a 1 iron.

The hole in one was a fat lip for tiger.

#69 & #70 - You tried to address the lie but you just lipped the cup.

Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home????

Probably because he wants a different cut of steak.

A man gets tired of playing the same course over and over.

In a marriage there is no greenskeeper to move the hole. The line of putt stays the same. True, conditions may vary and there can be a need to avoid loose impediments. But you can't blame a real player from wanting to improve his handicap.

Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home????
Posted by drsoul

Maybe the steak was served raw straight out of the refrigerator?

How is it that Tiger only is going to talk with the police when he feels like it and gets around to it? I guess he must not have gone on public property at all in his car and even the road was on private land.

I'll bet she didn't even yell "fore" before clobbering him with the golf club.

Poor guy never even had a chance to duck.

But that'll teach him not to mess around with other women.

If he has any edema (swelling)around his eyes, it'll be awhile before he'll be able to use his putter---he'll have to do everything by feel.

After that fantastic drive, the police report said he didn't even pump his fist or roar---he just knelt down in the street kissing the pavement like a tennis player winning a grand slam ---what's this world coming to?

#77....He is not required by Florida law to discuss anything with the police, only provide certain info as insurance proof, drivers license info, etc.. has no obligation to speak with them unless they bring some kind of charges that are different than minor traffic infraction...
I think I would just keep shut, give the authorities what they require and stay the course.. it is no one's business what went on in the privacy of their world... if a neighbor does not want to bring charges, it is of no business of anyone else.. he was not on public property..
it is a sick world out there for those who think people like him have to cough up any and all personal details about themselves...
Private is the keyword here...keep it that way, Tiger..!!!! regardless of what he does, the sick rumor mill will continue anyway... if he is strong enough within himself to ignore it, then that is all that counts..!!!

DrSoul, if it is private property then the police could not even charge him with even a "minor traffic infraction." If he does not have to talk to the police then he should not talk to them at all. Of course even the most elevated of celebrities should have the privacy of the home, but, by the way, which part of the "sick rumors" do you think are not true? LOL

If he did have an affair...

Can we now "Officially" call him Tiger Woo-hoo?

Nah, I like Tiger Woody better.

I've always liked tigger

Tiger's Statement Released

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

#87 | Posted by CalifChris

Hitting trees and fire hydrants on a regular basis might get old in a hurry.

He was puttin' around and sound like he got caught with a bogey.