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Friday, November 27, 2009

A string of calf mutilations earlier this month have left a Colorado rancher and law enforcement scratching their heads. Rancher Manuel Sanchez has had four calves mutilated over a three-week span in a pasture he leases near Los Vallejos with the most recent victim coming on Nov. 16. In each case, Sanchez found his calves with skin peeled back and organs cleaned out from the rib cage. He found no signs of human attackers such as ATV tracks or footprints in the pasture that's guarded by two locked gates.

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BooB did it

el chupacabras...

el chupacabras...

Las chupacabras. Gender and plurality have to match Spanish definite articles.

Not being grammar nazi, but I think this is the first time I've seen zombie not be right and I couldn't pass a chance by to correct him! *grin*

We've been hearing about these "alien" cow mutiliations for a while now. Seems weird to me. The aliens can figure interstellar travel but the cow just seems to mystify the shit out of them. They just keep taking the same organs. Haven't figured it out in over 30 years of studies.

#4 | Posted by Sully

How do you think they power those Interstellar craft?
Cow innard propulsion!

match Spanish definite articles.

Not being grammar nazi, but I think this is the first time I've seen zombie not be right and I couldn't pass a chance by to correct him! *grin*

#3 | Posted by goatman

DEFINITIVE? articles

Sounds like a "Moooooving" violation...

Las chupacabras. Gender and plurality have to match Spanish definite articles.
Not being grammar nazi, but I think this is the first time I've seen zombie not be right and I couldn't pass a chance by to correct him! *grin*

#3 | POSTED BY GOATMAN

well Herr Goebbels.. if it is masculine..then it would be LOS chupacabra's not LAS.

Sense it's in Colorado my guess is it's for a reality show, seeming the balloon boy washed out.

So is there away to send coolforsale the H1N1 virus or something equally obnoxious? I think a total moron wrote the text so I doubt anyone would miss him/her.

Haven't figured it out in over 30 years of studies.

Must be a new class in Earth cow studies. Glad it's the cows and not us.

Yeah, that makes sense. I've always heard or seen it referred to as "el chupacabras," though that's with English-speakers. It's not a word I've ever heard a decent Spanish-speaker use.

It's a bear. Not an interstellar bear. Not Yogi Bear. Just a bear. Quite probably a black bear.

'Bears walk on the soles of their soft feet, so they often do not leave distinct tracks unless they walk through soft mud or snow.'

I think we might need a spam flag for coolforsale.

"I think we might need a spam flag for coolforsale."

#14 | Posted by TKO at 2009-11-27 09:39 PM | Reply | Flag: really?

What's wrong with being staked out on an anthill?

This is why I stay here. There is an underlying ironic genius RCADE never expected; And 20 meters is dead.

I'd like to see a picture of the carcasses. Was it the top organs removed, (heart, lungs, stomach,) or the lower?

I'll bet people are killing them, removing the guts and leaving the animal to be retrieved later, (after dark.) Kind of like poaching, something I would never do...he..he.

where is Larry?

We've been hearing about these "alien" cow mutiliations for a while now. Seems weird to me. The aliens can figure interstellar travel but the cow just seems to mystify the shit out of them. They just keep taking the same organs. Haven't figured it out in over 30 years of studies.
#4 | Posted by Sully at 2009-11-27 02:52 PM

Perhaps there is something being removed prior to being discovered by the ranchers, slaughterhouses, grocers or consumers? This assumes a long-term study of unknown dynamics, other than alleged necessity of organ removal.

It's a bear. Not an interstellar bear. Not Yogi Bear. Just a bear. Quite probably a black bear.
'Bears walk on the soles of their soft feet, so they often do not leave distinct tracks unless they walk through soft mud or snow.'
#13 | Posted by zulu at 2009-11-27 08:34 PM

Lack of spilled blood makes that unlikely, don't you agree?

I'd like to see a picture of the carcasses. Was it the top organs removed, (heart, lungs, stomach,) or the lower?
I'll bet people are killing them, removing the guts and leaving the animal to be retrieved later, (after dark.) Kind of like poaching, something I would never do...he..he.
#16 | Posted by wurster at 2009-11-27 10:14 PM

Poaching is quite lowly, sorry. Other mutilation stories indicate the internal sexual organs are bloodlessly "cored-out" as is the tongue. They don't usually remove anything else.

There has been an instance of what appeared to be a silent helicopter dropping a mutilated cow back onto a ranch. This indicates probable layers of intentional misdirection such as military experimentation.

Homer: (Gulps) I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. (Starts to unzip his pants)

Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.

~TOHVII

Be Well.

/Back
stage left.

It's a hoax. Someone is trying to sell a story to the idiot rags at the supermarket check out stands. They will and millions will gobble it up like they did with their water injected turkeys.

It's a bear. Not an interstellar bear. Not Yogi Bear. Just a bear. Quite probably a black bear.
'Bears walk on the soles of their soft feet, so they often do not leave distinct tracks unless they walk through soft mud or snow.'
#13 | Posted by zulu at 2009-11-27 08:34 PM

Lack of spilled blood makes that unlikely, don't you agree?

Vampire Bears!!!!! We are SO screwed!

#20 | Posted by RingMaster at 2009-11-28 08:07 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Pretty much sums it up... follow the dollar and you find the source.

The farmer finds his lost livestock
The grazing idiots are dead
The carcasses are molested
But not a drop of blood was shed

Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!

Those cults with sickening ritual
They perform gross operations
removing the external anus
Then sexual desecration

Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!

[Lead]

Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!

Experimental surgery
Precision cuts from outer space
Or aliens need nourishment
And only eat the tail and face

Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!
Cattle mutilation!

well Herr Goebbels.. if it is masculine..then it would be LOS chupacabra's not LAS.

#8 | Posted by Legio

It is La Chupacabras (goat killer or goat sucker)

I screwed up, it is El.

Nobody told sniper that in America it can be anything one wants.

It is La Chupacabras (goat killer or goat sucker)

#24 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-11-28 11:28 AM

The Spanish word chupar means "to suck", and cabra, means "goat" so it means "goatsucker."

CC, I did change La to El. The name came from some goats being killed and their blood being sucked out of them in Mexico. I don't know why the beast is male but it is.

" A girl's gotta keep her moose-skinning skills up when she' on the road!"
SARAH!!

Just wonde if Prejean gave her a hand...

UFOs, Roswell, cattle mutilations, crop circles, lunar smokestacks.

Aliens with a twisted sense of humor?
Conspiracy and gummint cover-ups?
Hysteria?
Good old American free enterprise?

Elvis is in the building.

this is just normal activity done to collect random organ samples to check for radiation levels in farm animals. They don't tell you when they do it, they are above the law.

just google mutilation radiation levels

Its done by helicopter.
they don't pick the cow up there, usually at the fence but they drop it in the field.

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