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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Human Rights Watch, an international watchdog group, yesterday sent a letter to the Saudi Arabian court of review, asking them to overturn a lower court's death sentence for a Lebanese national. The man, Ali Sibat, was arrested last year by religious police while on pilgrimage to Mecca. His alleged crime? Witchcraft. He gave out advice and predicted the future on Lebanese television. He's currently awaiting execution by beheading.

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He gave out advice and predicted the future on Lebanese television.

He didn't see this coming? I would have and I can't even predict the future.

I wonder if Moosefart's preacher was the accusing clergy?

I wonder if Moosefart's preacher was the accusing clergy?

I don't think there are many moose to produce farts in Saudi Arabia

Oh, Saudi Arabia. With friends like these...

How 21st century.

Interview with a Saudi Headsman

Saudi arabia's justice system is disgusting.

Saudi arabia's justice system is disgusting.

Things like that are a side effect of theocracy.

Anyway, aren't you supposed to burn witches? That's why God made them out of wood.

Interesting to think that the Saudi religious police apparently believe that there is a type of witchcraft to predict the future and it fuckin works but if they catch you doing it they will cut your head off. Because if they thought that the witchcraft had no power then they would not worry about it and prosecute people for it. Whew, they are living in a weird head trip.

NOBODY expects the Saudi Inquisition!

A bunch of Pakistani got arrested (many years ago) in Medina, because they got carried away and broke out in Qawali (Pak style gospel singing).

The religious cops were not amused.

The religious cops were not amused.

I imagine very little amuses those fuckers. The faith fuzz... the worst kind.

True Saudi horror story.....

My Uncle's friend was working in Saudi (like many others from Pak).

He was in no mood to go for Friday prayers. So he stayed behind in the office to goof off. He liked goofing off.

Too bad this shurti (religious cop) enters the office and sees him.

"You! Go for Friday prayers! Now!"

"No no... me Krischaan! Me Krischaan! (Christian) Me no need to pray on Friday. Me pray Sunday."

The cop looked at him doubtfully... but then said "OK" and went away.

Next week, he was goofing off again, playing with the computers... same cop came in.

"You still not go for Friday prayers, huh?"

"I told you me Krischaan! Me no go!"

"Mister. You from Pakistan. You no Krischaan. I check on you."

"There be lots of Krischaan in Pakistan!"

"Well, you not one of them. Your name Mohamed Aziz. And now you come with me!" (he had run a check on him)

So our friend was sentenced to a week in jail for lying to a cop.

As he was getting released. He sees this guy come into next cell....

"Hi buddy! Remember me?" (same cop who put sent him to the pokey)

"What you doing here???

"I myself got arrested for some minor traffic offense and will spend two weeks in here.... it happens".

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haha

Saudi is one funny place. And yes, the above story is 100% true.

That's hilarious. I have to wonder what constitutes a "minor traffic offense" in Saudi when guys spend their time driving like maniacs for lack of skirts to chase.

A thorough search of the internets will show you ten thousand other Saudis eager and willing to drive the car in your garage sideways up a sand dune.

when guys spend their time driving like maniacs for lack of skirts to chase.

Mommy/daddy gave birth to a monkey and then gave monkey the keys to their car.

I have to wonder what constitutes a "minor traffic offense" in Saudi

I don't know about Saudi, but in Dubai (where my cousin-in-law was sent to run an airforce base), if you crash your car into a camel, you are in the shit. Deep deep doodoo.

It's not so bad if you run over a person. But crash into a camel, and the law will fall on you like a ton of bricks.

Of course, you probably won't be alive. LOL

A couple crashed into a camel crossing the road and they camel (being a tall animal) fell through the windshield and crushed the hubby and wife to death.

I don't know about Saudi, but in Dubai (where my cousin-in-law was sent to run an airforce base), if you crash your car into a camel, you are in the shit.

Your car will be wrecked, you will be injured, and the dying camel will void its bowels onto your windshield (if it's still there). That's some shit.

the law will fall on you like a ton of bricks

Ugh... insult to injury.

you probably won't be alive

Camels are big, and I've seen the carnage created by comparably sized animals in America. I imagine you're just as likely as the camel to end up as roadkill.

Camels are big, and I've seen the carnage created by comparably sized animals in America.

I am told they do more damage than, for example, if you run into a moose.

And yes, I won't have much hope for anyone in the front seats.

I am told they do more damage than, for example, if you run into a moose.

Wow. Hitting a moose is bad news. You take out its legs and the body crushes the passenger compartment. They're also aggressive animals and will charge you if they're with young or you piss them off. Moose kill more people than bears.

You take out its legs and the body crushes the passenger compartment.

Yep.

I have seen camels here on the highways.... they are always on the left side of the road and walk along the edge (even when there is no human to guide them).

They're incredibly intelligent animals and I have never seen one block the road.

Maybe Pakistani camels are smarter than Dubai camels... or Arabs like to drive fast.

......if he was really a witch, and could predict the future......

......he would not have gone to Saudi, now, would he ?.......

I live in moose country and hitting one usually ends up fatal or with very serious injuries for just the reasons Zombiehunter mentioned. What you basically have is a 1200 lb projectile coming straight at your windshield.

My grandad told me once if you are going to hit one its better to speed up and pray the speed of your car allows the moose to come down further to the back of the car... I am not sure if that stands up to scientific principles, maybe the Mythbusters can solve that.

ah the roman church of anhedonic faggotry longs for the good ole days.

My grandad told me once if you are going to hit one its better to speed up and pray the speed of your car allows the moose to come down further to the back of the car... I am not sure if that stands up to scientific principles, maybe the Mythbusters can solve that.

That would be a crazy episode. Those guys must demolish a couple dozen cars every season. Maybe they'll make a moose out of ballistics gel. Splat!

I know one thing for certain Zombie, if they can't get a definitive answer by the end of the show, they'll fill that ballistic gel moose with about 500 lbs of C4 and blow it to smithereens.

nerds+impatience+C4=good tv

I know one thing for certain Zombie, if they can't get a definitive answer by the end of the show, they'll fill that ballistic gel moose with about 500 lbs of C4 and blow it to smithereens.

Thats a whole lotta C4...

I want to see them redo the rocket car episode where they used that huge rocket. It exploded right after launch, but that would be sweet if they could make it fly a mile through the air and into the side of a mountain like in that infamous Darwin Award.

Mythbusters did a moose vs car show.

www.scienceontv.com

I'd hate to get caught with a Magic-8 Ball in Riyadh.

I'd hate to get caught with a Magic-8 Ball in Riyadh.
#28 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-11-26 03:21 PM

He appears to have been "predicting" the future of Lebanon in the same manner that we predict elections, wars and the economy. Someone wanted to make a political example out of this very public personality and use their intolerant religious zealots in authority as a means to that end, like having the gestapo question your loyalty to the fuhrer to dissuade the natural backlash that comes with a dictatorship, even if you are not truly guilty. Imo, that is what the BushCo most respect about the Saudi - they will ritually murder on command.

This is the same "magical kingdom" who Michael Eisner sold Disney to.

ALL religious authority must be overthrown.

ALL religious authority must be overthrown.

Spirituality and religion don't need authority, but many people in power desperately need religion to stay there.

I wish there was a law that people could be executed for practicing republicanism.

Jackass, liberals do not need supporters like you. You make all the sense of Glenn Beck.

Republicans are evil. We must fight them with every bone in our body. If we give them an inch they will try to take a mile.

Republicans are evil. We must fight them with every bone in our body. If we give them an inch they will try to take a mile.

Some of their goals should indeed be fought against, but a wiser Jedi than I once said: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes".

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

Knock it off.

the anti sith defamation league

the anti sith defamation league

But hatred is a path to the Dark Side, right? You think they would like being defamed.

but a wiser Jedi than I once said: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes".

#34 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-11-26 07:55 PM | Reply | Flag: HAS ALL THE ACTION FIGURES

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#34 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-11-26 07:55 PM | Reply | Flag: HAS ALL THE ACTION FIGURES

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Thanks Redlight.
Advance wish you a merry christmas

Thanks Redlight.
Advance wish you a merry christmas
#42 | Posted by bruceaz at 2009-11-27 12:38 AM

You too Bruce, merry Christmas and happy Noel!

I'd block their entire Chinese IP block from accessing the site, so they too can enjoy the season and not incur wrath or vengeance.

How ironic - blocking Chinese IP's which are allegedly already blocked by the Chinese government from accessing "unfavorable" media! It is a magic time of year!

"the anti sith defamation league"

Jedi's the fifth largest religion in the UK.
www.vexen.co.uk
It's also growing elsewhere in the world.

As silly as it seems, I truly appreciate the idea that Jedi attracts more adherents than Scientology.

If you're going to pick your religion from Science Fiction, at least pick it from good science fiction.

Some of our American TV personalities should receive a caning just for general principles.

TV psychic sentenced to death as a "witch" in SA?

Did he weigh as much as a duck?

Yes? Well, itsa fair cop then, innit.

As silly as it seems, I truly appreciate the idea that Jedi attracts more adherents than Scientology.

If you're going to pick your religion from Science Fiction, at least pick it from good science fiction.

Strewth.

And a FF.

LoTR would also make a pretty good series of books to serve as a basis fer a religion come to think on it.

Be Well.

Some of our American TV personalities should receive a caning just for general principles.

Spud volunteers to spank Katie Couric!

Be Well.

Charming culture.

I'd hate to get caught with a Magic-8 Ball in Riyadh.

#28 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

Now we know how you come up with your crazy shit.

LoTR would also make a pretty good series of books to serve as a basis fer a religion come to think on it.
Be Well.
#45 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-11-27 09:30 AM

Instead we have Soilent Green Corn Festivals ie Xians wiping their atrocities from record. I googled "true meaning of Thanskgiving" and got these two rather different accounts:

The Real Meaning Of Thanksgiving

The story began in 1614 when a band of English explorers sailed home to England with a ship full of Patuxet Indians bound for slavery. They left behind smallpox which virtually wiped out those who had escaped. By the time the Pilgrims arrived in Massachusetts Bay they found only one living Patuxet Indian, a man named Squanto who had survived slavery in England and knew their language. He taught them to grow corn and to fish, and negotiated a peace treaty between the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Nation. At the end of their first year, the Pilgrims held a great feast honoring Squanto and the Wampanoags.

But as word spread in England about the paradise to be found in the new world, religious zealots called Puritans began arriving by the boat load. Finding no fences around the land, they considered it to be in the public domain. Joined by other British settlers, they seized land, capturing strong young Natives for slaves and killing the rest. But the Pequot Nation had not agreed to the peace treaty Squanto had negotiated and they fought back. The Pequot War was one of the bloodiest Indian wars ever fought.

In 1637 near present day Groton, Connecticut, over 700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe had gathered for their annual Green Corn Festival which is our Thanksgiving celebration. In the predawn hours the sleeping Indians were surrounded by English and Dutch mercenaries who ordered them to come outside. Those who came out were shot or clubbed to death while the terrified women and children who huddled inside the longhouse were burned alive. The next day the governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared "A Day Of Thanksgiving" because 700 unarmed men, women and children had been murdered.

Cheered by their "victory", the brave colonists and their Indian allies attacked village after village. Women and children over 14 were sold into slavery while the rest were murdered. Boats loaded with a many as 500 slaves regularly left the ports of New England. Bounties were paid for Indian scalps to encourage as many deaths as possible.

Following an especially successful raid against the Pequot in what is now Stamford, Connecticut, the churches announced a second day of "thanksgiving" to celebrate victory over the heathen savages. During the feasting, the hacked off heads of Natives were kicked through the streets like soccer balls. Even the friendly Wampanoag did not escape the madness. Their chief was beheaded, and his head impaled on a pole in Plymouth, Massachusetts -- where it remained on display for 24 years.

The killings became more and more frenzied, with days of thanksgiving feasts being held after each successful massacre. George Washington finally suggested that only one day of Thanksgiving per year be set aside instead of celebrating each and every massacre. Later Abraham Lincoln decreed Thanksgiving Day to be a legal national holiday during the Civil War -- on the same day he ordered troops to march against the starving Sioux in Minnesota.

Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving Day?

We can trace this historic American Christian tradition to the year 1623. After the harvest crops were gathered in November 1623, Governor William Bradford of the 1620 Pilgrim Colony, "Plymouth Plantation" in Plymouth, Massachusetts proclaimed:

"All ye Pilgrims with your wives and little ones, do gather at the Meeting House, on the hill there to listen to the pastor, and render Thanksgiving to the Almighty God for all His blessings."

This is the origin of our annual Thanksgiving Day celebration. Congress of the United States has proclaimed National Days of Thanksgiving to Almighty God many times throughout the following years. On November 1, 1777, by order of Congress, the first National Thanksgiving Proclamation was proclaimed, and signed by Henry Laurens, President of Continental Congress. The third Thursday of December, 1777 was thus officially set aside:

"for solemn thanksgiving and praise. That with one heart and one voice the good people may express the grateful feelings of their hearts, and consecrate themselves to the service of their Divine Benefactor; and their humble and earnest supplication that it may please God, through the merits of Jesus Christ, mercifully to forgive and blot them (their manifold sins) out of remembrance That it may please Him to take schools and seminaries of education, so necessary for cultivating the principles of true liberty, virtue and piety under His nurturing hand, and to prosper the means of religion for the promotion and enlargement of that kingdom which consisteth of 'righteousness, peace and joy in the Holy Ghost'"

George Washington, first President of the United States Then again, on January 1, 1795, our first United States President, George Washington, wrote his famed National Thanksgiving Proclamation, in which he says that it is

"our duty as a people, with devout reverence and affectionate gratitude, to acknowledge our many and great obligations to Almighty God, and to implore Him to continue is our duty as a people, with devout reverence and affectionate gratitude, to acknowledge our many and great obligations to Almighty God, and to implore Him to continue and confirm the blessings we experienced"

Thursday, the 19th day of February, 1795 was thus set aside by George Washington as a National Day of Thanksgiving.
Statue of Abraham Lincoln, Lincoln Memorial, Washington, D.C. Photo courtesy of Wallbuilders.

Many years later, on October 3, 1863, Abraham Lincoln proclaimed, by Act of Congress, an annual National Day of Thanksgiving "on the last Thursday of November, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens." In this Thanksgiving proclamation, our 16th President says that it is

"announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations are blessed whose God is the Lord But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us, and we have vainly imagined, by the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own It has seemed to me fit and proper that God should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged, as with one heart and one voice, by the whole American people"

The Christian account misses every instance of explaining the true nature of Thanksgiving and instead attributes it to God-worship, never mentions "native", "Indian", "Squanto", "Wampanoag", "puritans", "wars", "massacres" or "enslavement". Quite sanitized of anything relevant as all "pious" Christians endeavor. The closest we get is when Henry Laurens mentions it as "to forgive and blot them (their manifold sins) out of remembrance", meaning their genocide of the native peoples.

I'll bet the Christian version is what's taught in schools across America to this day.

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