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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Kentucky census worker who was found dead in September committed suicide and staged the scene to look like a homicide, authorities said Tuesday. "Analysis of the evidence determined Mr. Sparkman's death was self-inflicted," police said in a statement.

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What an idiot.

I thought this was the republican's fault? I read it right here on the DR a couple of months ago.

Goatman,
Enjoy!
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Michelle Bachman needs to hang for this. It was her idiotic comments that directly led to this man's death. They should use Glen Beck's small intestine to make the hanging rope and noose.

When a few of these irresponsible wing nuts are held to task for inciting hatred and violence, then maybe they will SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

#4 | Posted by axe at 2009-09-26 05:17 PM | Reply

I have a feeling we will be finding out, Johnny, in the mean time ya think anybody who has thrown the 'possible suicide' bull shit out there is ready to back off the the charge that this guy offed himself?

Damnedest suicide I ever heard of.

#7 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2009-09-26 07:01 PM | Reply

Naked, Gagged, and Bound?

Obviously a suicide.....

#9 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-09-26 08:58 PM | Reply

"in the mean time ya think anybody who has thrown the 'possible suicide' bull shit out there is ready to back off the the charge"

It was pretty clear from the first reports to me that it was not suicide. I think anyone who threw that out there has no reason to back off now because they had no reason to say it in the first place.

#8 | Posted by CalifChris
I suspect you give them too much credit. I suspect the people involved were ignorant to the role of a census taker. They attacked the poor guy and then a bit of mob mentality kicked in. I doubt the people who did this planned it out.

#13 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2009-09-27 09:28 AM | Repl

There are just too many instances of retardation from that thread to repost.
Suffice to say, the ones mentioned are dumber than shit, but there are many more posters that echoed those same "thoughts".

I wonder if any of them will be back apologizing for accusing Michelle Bachman of being responsible?

If this is really a suicide, I have 4 theories:
1. His life insurance policy doesn't pay out on suicides.
2. He had the same desire for post-mortem fame as the folks who shoot up post offices and malls knowing the cops are going to take them out. Under this theory, he was basically a decent, though disturbed, guy and didn't want to kill anyone else in his final blaze of glory. Look how famous he became in death.
3. President Obama and the Illuminati did it. It was a ploy to make right-wingers look even crazier.
4. George W. Bush killed the guy during a ritual at Bohemian Grove. He was too drunk to decide whether to stage a murder or suicide and managed to confuse everybody.

FED!!!

haha

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Damned good police work there. They are gonna give backwood hicks a good name if they aren't careful!!

You know, Eastern Kentucky has a long history of political battles with local federal employees having nothing to do with anything other than local power politics......of course, it would take real reporters to find that out....

Damned good police work there. They are gonna give backwood hicks a good name if they aren't careful!!

#13 | Posted by axe at 2009-11-25 12:36 AM | Reply |

LOL!!!

They damn sure made you look like a Dumbass:

When a few of these irresponsible wing nuts are held to task for inciting hatred and violence, then maybe they will SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

#4 | Posted by axe at 2009-09-26 05:17 PM | Reply
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As someone who speculated originally that it might be political violence prompted by right-wing rhetoric against the Census, I'm glad that police have concluded that it's not an example of that.

I'm glad that police have concluded that it's not an example of that.

I'll bet there are a lot of people from the original thread a couple of months ago who are not.

I have 4 theories:
1. His life insurance policy doesn't pay out on suicides.

That's stated in the article. Nice "theory."

The republicans have been stirring the hate for how long now? It was just a matter of time before some rightwing fucktard thought it would be ok to kill. I'm sure Limpbaugh, Beck, Hannity, etc. are so proud.
#121 | Posted by HLAY2009 at 2009-09-28 09:50 AM

A Census worker has been found savagely murdered.

#52 | Posted by rcade at 2009-09-27 07:15 PM

I'll bet there are a lot of people from the original thread a couple of months ago who are not.
Posted by goatman

I almost do wish that this isn't what the police are saying but only because the hopelessness in the mind of a suicide is truly depressing to think about.

Hag, I'd rather kill myself then have a band of lunatics capture me and murder me in the fashion that was originally alleged.

On a side note Mclean County is hiring 600 people to take census info for 12 bones an hour. Looks like I'm getting another part time job.

Wow, this leftwing assbag tried to implicate the "right wing" in his own death. It never ceases to amaze me the lengths the left will go to make all conservatives look bad.

Hag, I'd rather kill myself then have a band of lunatics capture me and murder me in the fashion that was originally alleged.
#21 | Posted by andyuhenet

I might agree, but that is a suicide of a different color.

On a side note Mclean County is hiring 600 people to take census info for 12 bones an hour. Looks like I'm getting another part time job.
#22 | Posted by andyuhenet

I thought you were leaving for another tour soon.

the guys feet would have touched the ground if he decided to stand up.

the right still killed him. if we lived in a kinder country, he wouldn't have felt the need to sacrifice himself for the greater good. he wouldn't have felt the need to try to frame right wing groups to advance the progressive cause. if the right would just come along nicely, we wouldn't have this kind of trouble.

...and we have free and fair elections whereas other inferior countries don't....and our Government (CIA) had nothing to do with the "suicide" of Gary Webb and Rethuglican Florida election rigging had nothing to do with the double murder "suicide" at Tom Feeney's residence or the "suicide" of Raymond Lemme of the Florida Inspector General's office while investigating the role of Tom Feeney and Jeb Bush in a variety of vote-rigging schemes including software contracts with Yang Enterprizes.

from the bradblog:

Jerry Weaver of Fairfield, Ohio, told The Associated Press on Friday that he was among a group of relatives who discovered the body of 51-year-old Bill Sparkman on Sept. 12.

"The only thing he had on was a pair of socks," Weaver said. "And they had duct-taped his hands, his wrists. He had duct tape over his eyes, and they gagged him with a red rag or something.

"And they even had duct tape around his neck. And they had like his identification tag on his neck. They had it duct-taped to the side of his neck, on the right side, almost on his right shoulder."
...
Two people briefed on the investigation [from the state police] said various details of Weaver's account matched the details of the crime scene
...
Coroner Jim Trosper has said the word "fed" was written on Sparkman's chest with what was likely a felt-tip pen.
...
[Weaver said,] "I thought he could have been killed somewhere else and brought there and hanged up for display, or they actually could have killed him right there. It was a bad, bad scene."

OK I see where he could have duct taped himself over the eyes and written fed backwards on his own naked chest, but how the fuck did he duct tape his own wrists behind his own back? and why show off your dick as a last hurrah?

OK, so instead of right wing hate mongers being respnosible for his murder, they are responsible for his suicide. That's such a big difference?

Sincerely,

Democrats

Nutcase has a point. I just don't know. The details just don't seem to be adding up here. There are too many details that don't seem right for a "suicide". He showed nobody any outward symptoms of being suicidal for one thing. Then the whole description of the scene...

I guess I'd have to see images - which I don't want to see - to make my judgment. Stranger things have happened; but then again it wouldn't be the first time something was covered up.

"He showed nobody any outward symptoms of being suicidal for one thing"

Did you even read the article? He allegedly told a credible witness that he planned to commit suicide and make it look like a murder.

"and why show off your dick as a last hurrah?"

Its one of two things: Either he was just trying to make it look more like a murder because who would strip naked to kill himself or he had a huge dick in which case why wouldn't he have it out?

...and why show off your dick as a last hurrah?

Maybe he felt rigor mortis would accomplish for him what he wasn't able to do while he was alive.

"As someone who speculated originally that it might be political violence prompted by right-wing rhetoric against the Census, I'm glad that police have concluded that it's not an example of that."

Whatever. You're the fucking tool inciting shit as much as anyone.

Enjoy!, asshole.

#31 | Posted by joe

Everything I had read up until now said he showed no symptoms and now suddenly there is an unnamed "credible witness". Again... Something is just not right here.

Sometimes witnesses appear during the course of an investigation. That's how investigations work. It's not like this story has been out there for months or years. The witness may not have gone to the media.

Hag...I'm leaving in the summer (May). Until then I'll get some of this 12/hr gummint work.

You're the fucking tool inciting shit as much as anyone.

I made clear from the first comment that I was engaging in conjecture and the facts might not bear out that it was politically motivated. "If this murder is what it appears to be ..."

I didn't have to admit my conjecture was proven wrong. Have you, in the four years you've been here, ever admitted you were wrong about a past comment? I'm guessing no.

Bullshit, rcade. You followed your "conjecture" with this...

"Like the right-wingers whose abortion clinic protests and rhetoric helped inspire the murderer who killed Dr. George Tiller, these people are doing real damage to this country."

Helped inspire the murderer? You mean the ones (eg. here in Robbinsdale) that get together with their rosaries to pray for the oftentimes misinformed and coerced young women? That's the inspiration?

How about just coming to terms that there are evil fucking people in the world.

You tied these seemingly inconsistent actions together because you are a tool for your political minions.

People who demonize the Census are doing real damage to this country. I still believe that.

How about just coming to terms that there are evil fucking people in the world.

Why is it any time someone calls out right-wing hate, they are told that it's wrong to focus so narrowly and they should only call out hate in general? We should call things what they are. Some extremist right-wingers think the Census is a conspiracy to screw them over.

I wonder if any of them will be back apologizing for accusing Michelle Bachman of being responsible?

Bat-Shiat Insane Bachmann?

LOL.

Who could ever possibly accuse Michelle Bachmann of being responsible?

She's one of the most wingnutty, extremist, hate-mongering, moronic IRRESPONSIBLE Pieces of Shiat EVAR.

And she did incite anti-Census fervor in the unwashed masses of mouth breathers that are her base prior to this suicide that was made to look like murder.

Those are the facts.

Find a cite in which someone directly and without qualifier states that Michelle Bachmann was "responsible".

Spud'll wait.

Be Well.

Find a cite in which someone directly and without qualifier states that Michelle Bachmann was "responsible".

Spud'll wait.


Michelle Bachman needs to hang for this. It was her idiotic comments that directly led to this man's death.

#4 | Posted by axe at 2009-09-26 05:17 PM

Sorry to keep you waiting. Want to see some more? LOL

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Ha! Made ya look!

Want to see some more? LOL

Sure. Keep going.

LOL.

Be Well.

You did say "any of them".

Ergo yer argument did posit more than one offender.

Haven't proved yer argument without a second example.

:>P

Be Well.

One word.

Coverup.

"Why is it any time someone calls out right-wing hate..."

What?

Look -- it's real simple, rcade.

You connected the disjoint dots between a crime and the folks who work the beads on sidewalks across from abortion mills.

You make zero connection between the crime and the criminal. Instead, you (and your ilk) love to point out all the ways in which society fails folks and "inspires" them to act like fucking lunatics.

You own and operate a blog and should know better than to incite.

I do appreciate your willingness to recant, though, but the last time I "called things what they are" my post got dumped.

Ha! Made ya look!

Ha! I made ya look, too -- like an idiot! LOL

I love how you turned your "I'm gonna prove you wrong, goatman" into "ha, made you look" when I rubbed your nose in it.

Go ahead and deny it. It makes it all the more delicious for me as it is obvious what happenened here.

Sure. Keep going.

Too stupid to google?

Ergo yer argument did posit more than one offender.

Haven't proved yer argument without a second example.

You asked for one. I gave it.

Find a cite
I've really got you tap dancing on this one, don't I? LOL The dethly one hates to have his nose publicly rubbed in the dirt, doesn't he? LOL Dance some more for me, deth. I've never seen you so vainly try to move the target after the fact. Now dance!

the right still killed him. if we lived in a kinder country, he wouldn't have felt the need to sacrifice himself for the greater good. he wouldn't have felt the need to try to frame right wing groups to advance the progressive cause. if the right would just come along nicely, we wouldn't have this kind of trouble.

#26 | Posted by somoco

What is wrong with you somoco?? You are idiotic beyond comprehension!

The man was depressed and killed himself FOR MONEY!!

The insurance claims I have seen with people committing fraud FOR MONEY!!

One gal pooped her pants at a mediation!! In front of her attorney and the judge who was facilitating.

She claimed she was having "problems".

The judge stopped the MSC and instructed her to go to the doctor to check "her problem".

We hired an investigator to follow her around since she moved to Berkeley, CA.

Damn man-made contraptions. We got her on tape PUSHING HER CAR that just happened to break down at the swimming pool.

She settled our lousy auto claim and the workers comp went after her for fraud and reimbursement.

Can you imagine anyone pooping their pants on PURPOSE to inflate their case for MONEY!!

Happens all the time....

There's my cue to blow up Earth.

BYE!

Come on CONSPIRACYTARDS let's hear it, the Cia or Cheney did it. The American idiot should be able to spin this event into a tall tale.

First up on my leftwing list of shame,

Rcade wrote on 9-27-09:

"If this murder is what it appears to be, the right-wing extremists who demonized the Census deserve to share the blame. It was reckless, irresponsible and dangerous for them to use the Census process -- which has gone on for decades under presidents of both parties -- as a focus of anti-government hysteria."

"Like the right-wingers whose abortion clinic protests and rhetoric helped inspire the murderer who killed Dr. George Tiller, these people are doing real damage to this country."

Ahh, another leftwing douchebag rant about anti government republicans.

How about an apology for this bullshit you wrote Rcade or are you too chickenshit to admit you are wrong.

HumJob,

Did you bother to read what Rcade wrote? Every word was spot on and TRUE. He acknowledged there was doubt about the whole story and actually made a clear, objective statement of the state of hatred in the Rtard community. It is an absolute fact the Republicans are doing their damnedest to bring down this great country to further their pathetic political goals.

He was absolutely right in what he wrote and doesn't owe anyone an apology.

Enjoy your teabags, fool.

Of course southern (in particular) cops are objective and fair and wouldn't tamper with evidence.

Of course southern (in particular) cops are objective and fair and wouldn't tamper with evidence.

#53 | Posted by Laius

Kind of like the "climate-gate" scientists---man, I love people that generalize---it's almost like putting a "kick-me sign on their back.

"He was absolutely right in what he wrote and doesn't owe anyone an apology."

Ummm...but he did recant his position. Do keep up.

And I'll bet anything rcade has never been to an abortion clinic and reflected upon the people as they pray for the defrauded women and girls entering it.

Yet he is very quick to not only judge but to correlate their actions with the inspiration to create a murderer.

You can't make it up. But you can make it up.

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