anyone we know?

What's Her digits??

from the article

A British woman has lost her appeal against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after a court heard how her marathon romps that kept neighbours awake sounded like someone being murdered.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "howling" lovemaking sounded "unnatural", "hysterical" and "like they are both in considerable pain",...

A 10-minute recording of their sex sessions was played in court,... which also heard how she tried covering her face with a pillow to muffle her cries of passion.

Neighbours at their home in Washington, County Durham,...complained about the noise - as did passers-by and the postman.

Just how good in bed was this guy, anyway, when even people just walking by and the postman could hear her screaming.

Geesh!

Some people will do anything out of jealousy!

Sex should be seen, not heard.

As you can see, she looks like shit.

As you can see, she looks like shit

And he's Prince Charming,LOL

I wonder if ugly people have more sexual ecstacy than handsome people?

Let's ask an expert. 101, what cha think?

I wonder if ugly people have more sexual ecstacy than handsome people?

Yes, we do

In order to be a good neighbor, they should professionally soundproof their bedroom.

Problem solved.

When god created this man, he felt so sorry that he had created such a pitiful creature, that he had pity and on him and gave him a vibrating wart, strategically placed for maximum pleasure.

I too would scream if I found her in my bed.

ff for Sawdust!

Um, I do believe this has been covered:

I wonder if ugly people have more sexual ecstacy than handsome people?

Let's ask an expert. 101, what cha think?

#8 | Posted by Lipzoidial at 2009-11-22 09:03 AM | Reply |

I don't know for sure. I can't see your wife's face because of the hood I make her wear, but from the sounds of it, I'd say yes.

I'd make a crack about her, but she might know RCade.

because of the hood I make her wear, but from the sounds of it, I'd say yes.

#15 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-11-23 09:22 AM | Reply | Flag Imagines having sex with the KKK

Chairborne,
Great post. Can I borrow that hood? Your mom is coming over later and I'll need it...only for about 3 and a half minutes though...then I'll give it right back.

Oh yeah, can I borrow a razor too? I'll need to shave her back first.

Oh yeah, can I borrow a razor too? I'll need to shave her back first.

that is pretty good. 101 might actually respect you for that one.

I don't know about all of this, but I do know what I can promise ANY woman in my bedroom: three screaming orgasms. That's right - "three screaming orgasms"...

I don't know about her, but I'll have "THREE SCREAMING ORGASMS"!!!

;~}

only for about 3 and a half minutes though...
Posted by spabell

Does that include foreplay and a smoke afterwards, quickdraw?

-101 might actually respect you for that one.

Yeah, he might.

Wissy. What do you plan to do to honor Kanrei's Gandhi-like defense of you, going on a posting strike to "Free Wisgod!"??

Other than telling him to keep the noise down during sex?