I keep thinking it's Sunday for some reason.

Is it more acceptable to open the Sunday nooner with "Fuck you"?

I have been thinking it's Sunday 'cause I was just in a church, for a so-called memorial service. But I hadn't heard "Fuck you" till I came here.

Fuck you too wussy liblover

#2 | Posted by wurster at 2009-11-21 01:11 PM

"liblover"?

But I hadn't heard "Fuck you" till I came here.

#4 | Posted by pragmatist at 2009-11-21 01:22 PM |

Fuck You.

There ya go. 2 fer 2.

Saturday is almost over and now we get nooner.... I wish nooner would come sooner.

Does anyone know how to cook eggplant?

...But I hadn't heard "Fuck you" till I came here.

#4 | Posted by pragmatist at 2009-11-21 01:22 PM

You probably hadn't heard a lot of things until you came to DR.

Oh never mind... help has arrived!

Fuck You.

#1 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-21 01:07 PM

Well, at least it's a change from the stupid "FIRST!" every idiot seems to write on the Nooner when he's the first poster on the thread.

Does anyone know how to cook eggplant?

#8 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-11-21 01:25 PM

I wish nooner would come sooner.

#7 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-11-21 01:24 PM

So you're into "afternoon delights"?

(Never mind, it's an American joke.)

Thank you! Looks great.

Meanwhile I'm getting them marinated in lemon and some spices (after frying) and will be served with yogurt and rice.

There are only a few people in this world who can turn disasters like pumpkin or eggplant into something tasty.

So you're into "afternoon delights"?

Now that you asked... but not in front of the kiddies on DR.

Yeah I know what you meant. LOL

So you're into "afternoon delights"?

No? Neither am I.

I have heard about them.

#13 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-21 01:34 PM

The biggest problem with afternoon delight is that my cat is awake.

I want to set a good example for him. I don't want my afternoon delight to put any idea in that over-active cat-brain.

"#16 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-21 01:38 PM"

Some day I'm going to sue you for not using quotation marks properly and making it look like what you wrote was an exact quote from me.

But then JT is JT is JT so, as usual, I'll just consider the source.

Did you know cats can see and hear through walls?

I think they are aliens, reporting on our activities.

The biggest problem with afternoon delight is that my cat is awake.

I want to set a good example for him. I don't want my afternoon delight to put any idea in that over-active cat-brain.

#17 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-11-21 01:43 PM

Never heard of just closing your bedroom door?

Don't tell me your cat is smart enough to climb up on something and look through the keyhole.

Some day I'm going to sue you

#18 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-21 01:46 PM

Well of course you are Chrissy!

Don't tell me your cat is smart enough to climb up on something and look through the keyhole.

He can open the door handle by pulling down on it.

Really.

No, JT, I probably wouldn't ever get a restraining order on you -- as long as you remain on the East Coast.

In your own perverse way, you keep me oddly entertained.

Yes, I can lock him somewhere or lock myself ... but that is no way to live.

What's your cat's name, Tosser?

How long have you had him?

Moderation note: If you call Muhammad a pedophile and somebody flags your comment, I will dump it. Whether you think this is the "truth" about Islam is irrelevant. It doesn't add to conversation here to continue to malign Muslims in the way you think will offend them the most.

I have banned users and dumped comments about Jews and Christians that were just as inflammatory as the Muhammad pedophile remarks.

If you want to discuss religion here, make it respectful when you are being critical. Otherwise it just descends into the same flamewars over and over.

What's your cat's name, Tosser?

Mug.

5 years old.

What's your cat's name, Tosser?

Mohammad.

Let's see if that gets dumped.

Mohammad.

If you name your cat with the most common name in the world, why not do the whole thing and use the second most common name in the world too?

Hi... my name is Mohamed Smith. Meow.

DEATH PANELS SIGHTED.

It was reported yesterday that the first public sighting of an official government Death Panel was in a Walmart parking lot in Bentonville, TX. The large vehicle looked like the sort of motor home used for mobile blood collection by blood banks. On the side was a graphic advertising "Free Adult Diapers". The observer reported that in a period of 8 hours, over 35 people went into the vehicle but never left. The vehicle drove off after 11:00 pm and later a fleet of unmarked black tow trucks arrived and removed about 20 cars and pickup trucks that were apparently left abandoned at the Walmart parking lot.

Mug.

5 years old.

#27 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-11-21 01:59 PM

"Mug" -- cute name.

If you've had him for 5 years he's probably like family to you.

I don't care what people say when they make remarks like "Oh, it's just an animal." Pets bring you companionship and unquestioning devotion -- more than humans do at times. And usually when you need it the most.

Everyone else can be down on you and/or on your case all day long but when you walk in the front door your dog or cat love you no matter what.

Well, got tons of things to do today. See you all later.

While I was talking about this with somebody who is unhappy about the moderation, I discovered a bug in flagging that's causing some flags not to be saved. I'm going to work on fixing that and see if it improves the situation. If you are flagging stuff and never seeing me deal with it, I can understand why that would make you feel like I'm not being fair.

when you walk in the front door your dog or cat love you no matter what.

Oh... that's love, is it?

The two murder attempts on me (cat sits on my face while I am asleep) were out of love. Who knew?

Maybe your cat overheard you whisper that to your girlfriend a few times. : )

"There ya go. 2 fer 2."

I feel so much better.

+++++

"You probably hadn't heard a lot of things until you came to DR."

Before I visited DR I thought I'd heard everything? : )

I hear and say "Fuck you" quite a bit, just not so early on a Saturday, when I've only been with my family and to a funeral.

+++++

And you know, it's not a good sign when Rcade has to post his policy notes on Muhammad's pedophilia so early in the day. Holy Whatever, the day is SO young.

Maybe your cat overheard you whisper that to your girlfriend a few times. : )

I don't know what or why.... all I know is I got to watch it around this guy.

The two murder attempts on me (cat sits on my face while I am asleep) were out of love.

One of my friend's cats liked to hunt by my feet. It would lie in wait in the shadows, pounce, and then try to bite my feet. It was as if my socks were full of catnip. The cat never figured out that my feet were attached to something larger until I kicked the goddamn thing across the room. The cat never bothered me after that.

Mohamed Smith

Actually, the most common surname is Wang.

Muhammad Wang.

Has a nice ring to it.

Actually, the most common surname is Wang.

No, it's "Smith".

People who take pride in hurting small animals will find a special place in hell waiting for them.

On the bright side, they will finally find a place where the Republicans have a permanent majority!!

People who take pride in hurting small animals will find a special place in hell waiting for them.

Cat tried to kill ME twice. I never did anything to him.

Tosser, I don't see any of your remarks claiming you were proud of hurting your cat.

A cat will sleep wherever he wants. Consider it a compliment if your cat finds you face comfortable.

ZombieSucker, on the other hand, seems to think that brave tales of kicking a small animal make him look like a 'big man' to his fellow Rtards.

"You better watch out, you better not cry."

What is that, a rape anthem? Fucking carols man.

Consider it a compliment if your cat finds you face comfortable.

When you wake up choking with cat hair in your mouth, it doesn't quite feel like a compliment.....

But I guess it their way.

No, it's "Smith".

You're correct. Jesus Christ, there's a shitload of variants.

Leaving for Glenn book signing now....

More later.

Muslims convert!!!!!

Muslims convert!!!!!

Fuck off, Niceville.

Leaving for Glenn book signing now....

More later.

Muslims convert!!!!!

If you're going to post this tripe, at least do it in haiku form. Like this:

Convert the muslims.
Make a pilgrimage to Beck.
Libs go burn in hell.

A good poet can say a lot in a haiku, but for someone like Chapel who never has much to say, creative writing skills shouldn't be an issue.

Convert the muslims.
Make a pilgrimage to Beck.
Libs go burn in hell.

That's pretty good.

Here's mine.

Idiots pay Beck.
Muslims make underwear.
Libs disorganized always.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,
What in the world you thinking of,
Laughing in the face of love,
What on earth you tryin' to do,
It's up to you, yeah you.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you're ev'rywhere,
Come and get your share.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah-.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
On and on and on on and on.

Idiots pay Beck.
Muslims make underwear.
Libs disorganized always.

Polarized voices
The sound of two lips flapping
Spurs thousands to hate

Cat tried to kill ME twice. I never did anything to him.

#41 | Posted by Tosser

You're not on your cat's hit list. It just feels good being close to you.

I don't know what or why.... all I know is I got to watch it around this guy.

#36 | Posted by Tosser

You might have seen this video already, but just in case you haven't...it always makes me laugh.

#50 | Posted by Tosser

12 year old girl flag?

12 year old girl flag?

The lyrics of that song are cool, but as a band savage garden truly blows.

The lyrics of that song are cool, but as a band savage garden truly blows.

#57 | Posted by ZombieHunter

The lyrics are what encouraged me to click on the link. I've heard of them, but never heard them. That was probably the first and last time.

Idiots pay Beck.
Muslims make underwear.
Libs disorganized always.

#51 | Posted by Lee_Atwater

No, no, you have to complete the thought.

Idiots pay Beck.
Muslims make underwear.
Beck pays to wear muslim underwear.

In your own perverse way, you keep me oddly entertained.

#23 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-21 01:51 PM

You want me.

"You want me."

#60 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

To use for target practice.: )

"You want me."

#60 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

To use for target practice.: )

#61 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-21 08:42 PM

There are so many ways I could go with that comment.

Be glad I snoke pot!

"Be glad I snoke pot!"

#62 | Posted by jerrytarkanian
LOL

It shows!!

You might have seen this video already, but just in case you haven't...it always makes me laugh.

LOL... excellent!

In your own perverse way, you keep me oddly entertained.

#23 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-21 01:51 PM

You want me.

#60 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-21 08:37 PM

Yeah, to go away.

At least tomorrow is Sunday so your sports will keep you busy all day and away from here.

Hallelujah

Tomorrow is Monday, CC. You are working too hard on your house!

Ummmm Chris??

TODAY is Sunday.

Too many paint fumes?? : )

Hah! You guys are right. The days seem to be blurring one into another.

Or maybe it it is those paint fumes!

Now JT will really clobber me with one of his "dumb blonde" comments.

Let's hope he doesn't see it. lol

Tomorrow is Monday, CC. You are working too hard on your house!

#66 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-22 10:00 PM

Am I ever.

Mostly all my personal things are now packed up into big 10-20 gallon Rubbermaid boxes with only the furniture, lamps, a few dishes, towels, and other basics, etc. left in the house. Even all the pictures are off the wall.

I made a log of what items have gone into which numbered boxes or else I'd never be able to find anything once I moved. But since the boxes are now all sealed up I can't get to most of my things and I feel like I'm living in a motel.

But it's moving along at a good rate. Got in the guys I needed for the other work and they were here all last week and will be here again tomorrow morning. Meanwhile I'm painting and doing a zillion other things.

I have a (maybe too optimistic?) feeling it might go rather quickly when I finally put it on the market as there's not a lot of inventory here in my town as far as available houses for sale go, so want to be ready and not have to be doing all the packing up in the middle of trying to deal with escrow, etc.

Poor St. Joseph -- still buried upside down a foot under the ground by the rose bushes in the backyard. I'll see how well he does in the next few weeks. LOL

Later.