The headline seems a stretch, but I've known for a long time that I'm not the alpha cat in my home.

I fucking hate cats. The stench is too much.

Science Proves Cats are Evil

"So thiz iz nuz?" says Basement Cat.

Anyone who associates with cats knows that cats cannot be trained but humans are very easily trained by cats.

See Saturday Nooner.

Anyone who associates with cats knows that cats cannot be trained but humans are very easily trained by cats.

#4 | Posted by axe

You have a valid point. However, my Himalayan retrieves and comes to me when I call her name; every time. My partner's Lab, NEVER! Perhaps it is the fault of the instructor.

any animal that comes inside to shit so i have to clean it is evil.

I fucking hate cats. The stench is too much.
#2 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-11-21 01:57 PM

Humans tend to wipe shit across their ass hole which is far more noticeable than anything from a cat.

Cats rescued a chunk of our species from the black plague - show some respect. On second thought, that was pretty dumb considered how we've proceeded, which indicates their self-serving allegations aren't completely understood. This might equate to a morality that is dependent upon a future condition of unknowable dynamics. If not Nostradamian, perhaps they are mostly just evil to themselves? Now I feel pity more than underwhelming sense of fear. Dude, stop your screwing with my paradigm.

Cats iz gud peeples.

I found these tidbits interesting.
Cats can't see color.
Their ears are tuned to hearing the high pitched sounds of rats and mice that we can't hear.

...cats cannot be trained...-- #4 | Posted by axe

Mine learned to come when I call them, and one was a crazy wild thing when I adopted her. I'm leash-training one now, although it's admittedly pretty easy since he wants to follow me everywhere anyway.

I'm instantly suspicious of men who say they hate cats.

It makes me wonder if these guys have issues with anything (or anybody) who isn't subservient . . . . like independent women, for example.

Of course there are people who prefer dogs or some other kind of companion. But when I hear the word "hate" I think, Oopps . . .

Big red flag!

I hate cats not for their behavior but that I am highly allergic to them.

JACKASS

Then "hate" is the wrong word.

Maybe you meant to say "avoid."

Ok I don't hate them. I just don't want them around me. The only thing I hate is republicans.

Jackass, I feel your hate. Would you please like me and my conservative ideas that make sense and actually work. Please leave your liberal fantasy world where progressives program people to do what you want and they actually do it. A world where no one keeps score and everyone is a winner.

Buzkiller I never want to enter your world where everyone is a greedy asshole and the poor are sent to die for oil.

I'll go along with JACKASS on that one.

Except I don't hate Republicans. I just think the world would be better off without the ones who appropriated the brand name for something other than it's original purpose . . . conservatism.

Like neo-cons, for example. They deserve nothing but contempt from Republicans (the real ones) and Democrats alike.

conservative ideas that make sense and actually work

Thanks for the chuckle.

Next you are going to tell me that there has never been a "true" conservative in the White House.

That wasn't the talking point in 2001 when GWB put on the mantle of conservatism.

Let me guess. You became dis-enamored of Bush somewhere around the middle of January of this year.

It's funny Buzz; delusional people have no idea they are delusional.

I fucking hate cats. The stench is too much.

#2 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-11-21 01:57 PM

"Cats rescued a chunk of our species from the black plague"

Scientists who have studied concentrations of plague deaths in relation to the concentration of cat populations at the time have pretty much said this is 100% untrue.

I love cats. I used to have a gopher problem in my yard. Within three months of getting a cat, the problem was gone.

I love cats. I used to have a gopher problem in my yard. Within three months of getting a cat, the problem was gone.

#24 | Posted by moder8

Works for snakes too!

I'm instantly suspicious of men who say they hate cats.

It makes me wonder if these guys have issues with anything (or anybody) who isn't subservient . . . . -- #13 | Posted by Twinpac

LOL. I've wondered the same thing, many times.

Works for snakes too!

Snakes are cool with me, as long as they aren't pit vipers.

They keep the squirrels on their toes.

#27 | Posted by silver_ironist

We've got Cotton Mouths. Big ones. They can kill a cat but the keep their young away and eventually they stop coming into the compound. Mossberg 500 helps too.