"[Glenn Beck is] a lying sack of dog mess."
- Whoopi Goldberg
"Glenn Beck is a vampirea death lover' NEC-TECH-bot/bought!"
- Roseanne Barr
"Glenn Beck likes arguing, but has a deep-seated hatred for logic."
- Stephen Colbert
"Only in his wildest dreams could an actual suicide bomber hope to do as much damage to this country as Glenn Beck does every day."
- Keith Olbermann
"Glenn Beck is a half-informed radio blowhard."
- Vanity Fair
"Glenn Beck is an idiot."
- Discover Magazine
