Well Gore certainly has been whoring himself out.

New Toyota Ad:

Prius - Keeping Your Daughter Off The Pole

"Climate change could reduce income from farming and fishing possibly driving some women into sex work"

This is kinda like that bullshit story a few years ago from the Dairy Council, saying that soft drinks destroy women's bones.

Turns out the logic was based on the idea that if she is drinking a Coke, then she is NOT drinking milk.

I specially like the use of the words 'possibly' and 'some.'

My wife is from a small fishing village in Mindanao. Seems like more water means more fishing, not less.

Alternate headline:

Global Warming Responsible for World's Oldest Profession

Not to put too fine a point on this but isn't the PI already a well known end destination in the global sex tourism trade?

Isn't that how Vern ended up there?

Be Well.

NEWS FLASH *****

Big swinging dick AL Gore proclaimed today that as tempratures rise the panties will fall, flooding the market with excess wang dang sweet putang driving down the cost of pussy futures...

Reminds me of a story that stated crack cocaine was responsible for the lower prices being charged by prostitutes. Apparently with crack cocaine you could get serviced for as little as $5.

and dont forget

the EARTH"S CORE IS MILLIONS OF DEGREES hot.....

but here is a question that just MIGHT have something to do with this

do you suppose just MAYBE...being on the coast that there might be some sailors who are on leave looking for poon?

I mean the fleet would be in you know...

Lived in the PI 80-83 and the sex trade was booming; and global warming had nothing to do with it.