the dead sexy Patrick Swayze

*groan*

"Sexiest Man Alive" articles are uniformly st00pid!

"Sexiest Woman Alive" articles are also stupid but at least the pictures are worth looking at.

Be Well.

I don't know, I tend to get hard over Barack.

-Cork Starvis

They could have at least given me an honorable mention.

I would vote for Johnny's son.

-The Chapped lips...

lmao! Lil' Joey still trying hard to hit back at those mean ol' Libs fer makin' fun of him!

Well, what you can't accomplish on one thread just moves to another, eh?

In other news, Lil' Joe has been given the prestigious "Hermaphrodite of the Year Award", barely beating out runner Caster Semenya, who did pass the test as a woman.

Lil' Joe's test results were, shall we say, rather on the murky side.

DAMMIT!!

Once again I've been ignored by People magazine.

On second thought, that's probably a good thing, and I'll go count my blessings now.

Had I voted, after my husband, I would have voted for you Tom.

lol

Does that make you feel better?

And here I though the guy with the mole on his cock from bangbros.com was sexy...

..."Sexiest Woman Alive" articles are also stupid but at least the pictures are worth looking at. -- #1 | Posted by dethspud

So's Depp's. He looks like hell in the photo they included with the article. Should give hope to men everywhere...

-Should give hope to men everywhere...

Catty!

But I must have those glasses....

Damn, I missed it by this much.

He looks like hell in the photo they included with the article. Should give hope to men everywhere...

#9 | Posted by Phoenix at 2009-11-18 05:01 PM

That's what she said ......

5 | Posted by Corky at 2009-11-18 04:49 PM | Reply | Flag: CAPTAIN PAYBACK

Attaboy Dorky, keep payin em back......

You own him. ;0)

#14
Yet another half-assed stalker with the IQ of dirt. Where do they find these Chumps?

I don't know, I tend to get hard over Barack.

#2 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-18 04:39 PM

Wow.

What WOULD happen if a pale, white, gay libertarian.......ah never mind.

Give me a break.

Yet another half-assed stalker with the IQ of dirt. Where do they find these Chumps?

The RNC is full of them. Either that or Truck, or Trannie, or whatever, Palin has learned to type.

Well if People said it, it must be true...

...what a fucking hoot. I didn't realize real people actually read that shit anymore.

They are just another dying print business...

...a reality brought about by a combination of their partisan drivel and a failing business model.

People Magazine? Now there's a reference to be proud of. I wonder how much Johnny boy had to pay them?

They've gotta be kidding! Johnny "21JumpStreet" Depp is the sexiest man alive?!?! As a woman I find that appalling. But, I don't pay attention to the check out line rags anyway. Real men don't gel their hair, thank you very much; they towel dry it, comb it if necessary and just let it go...ah, the feminizing of the male species of human beings. Who was #2? Someone more masculine I hope.

Depp the sexiest man alive? It's been years since I've seen a photo of him where he looks like he's bathed or combed his hair in the last month.

Someone out there's hard up for sex if they find that sexy, is all I can say.

"...I wonder how much Johnny boy had to pay them?"

Judging by Depp's past relations with the media, he's probably on his way to Antarctica right about now.

Nick Nolte?????? Oh yeah, check out this hunk.

truthasaur.com/california/
images/nick_nolte22.gif

Crisis

Depp looks like a pedophile, albeit a skinny one.

more like skinniest man alive....

(sorry if someone already beat me to it.)

All the above are ugly dudes. Depp is fine!!!

Catty! -- #10 | Posted by Corky

Well, fwiw, I was commenting on the photo chosen to accompany the article, not on the selection of Depp as "sexiest man alive."

(I'm a feminist, remember? "Objectification" -- blech!)

Johnny Depp: Do you agree he is the sexiest man alive?

No 75% 94448
Yes 25% 31275
Total votes: 125723

www.cnn.com -- #28 | Posted by Zatoichi

They got bored fact-checking SNL, eh?

I don't know, I tend to get hard over Barack.

#2 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-18 04:39 PM