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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

According to the British department store Debenhams, men only buy their own pants and underpants from ages 19 to 36, letting their mothers or wives buy them during the other years. "It is odd that even the most macho men delegate the duty of buying new underpants -- the garment closest to their masculinity -- to women as soon as they can," said Rob Faucherand of Debenhams.

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chuck norris' underpants leave the store and arrive at his door by themselves.

After my Dad left home (where his mother and/or two sisters had bought his underwesr), the USMC took care of buying his boxer shorts until he got married and then my Mother took over the job. Guess this story is true.

That is if they wear any at all.

Fuck that noise. I want to be the one who picks out My underwear since it's gotta not ride up the ass crack nor get the old TallyWacker in such a twist. Sides if I didn't buy My own undies noone else would.

Larry

Boxers Larry boxers.

Jeeze what is the big deal with buying underware? I buy most of my own but sometimes my wife will pick me up a pair for fun. It's not like it's a spent fusion rod or anything it's underware.

i give a dollar to a crack whore to go into walmart and steal them.

The first thing a women does when she's insinuated herself into yer life to the neccessary degree is toss out all yer old beloved gaunch, tee shirts and any piece of clothing given to you by another woman.

At which point you either stand yer ground or shut yer mouth.

Shutting yer mouth seems to be the more utilised option by far.

There's a reason the words "Yes, Dear" translate into every language on earth.

NOT a coincidence.

Funneh story, blog-god.

Be Well.

never wore boxers are they that special?? Sides You would think You had a pair of shorts on instead of underwear. I dunno.

With very, very few exceptions, I have never bought clothes of any kind for myself. My mom always did, then my wife, and now if my Aunt Mary sees me with ragged clothes she takes me to the department store that day (no one argues with or defies Aunt Mary), picks the clothes out I "need" and makes me pull my credit card out.

Night and day Larry. I do not understand how any man can wear tighty whities. Seriously the crushing, pinching not to mention chafing. Forget it!

Be free my man be free

I do not understand how any man can wear tighty whities. Seriously the crushing, pinching not to mention chafing. Forget it!


Be free my man be free

#10 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2009-11-17 09:58 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I guess so You know You "Got One" down there Tao LMAO

Not to sound like an egotistical ass but there is no way I could forget.


Chuck Norris has another fist in his underwear.

The first thing a women does when she's insinuated herself into yer life to the neccessary degree is toss out all yer old beloved gaunch, tee shirts and any piece of clothing given to you by another woman.

At which point you either stand yer ground or shut yer mouth.

#7 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-11-17 09:49 AM

My wife cleaned out my underwear drawer the first time she saw me lounging around with a nut sticking out of a worn hole. I let her, I could've stood my ground, but they were really indefensible.

Larry, go get you a pack of comfortable boxers. You'll never go back.

And don't get white.

Boxers let the package slip down one pant leg or another, very uncomfortable, and when sitting, can cause excruciating pain.
The only clothing any female buys for me are gloves and hats. Mother didnt pick, choose or pay for anything after age 12.
The wife and kids would kill anyone trying to throw out any of my stuff from the 60's-70's. The added plus is it all still fits, and I could sell my used levis on e-bay.
But we dont.

#14 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE


FF!

Seriously the crushing, pinching not to mention chafing. Forget it!

Even on short day hikes, I get more chaffing from boxers than I do from briefs.

The material makes much more of a difference. Since I started wearing smartwool for outdoor activities and under armor for day to day stuff, zero chafing.

And the twig and berries are nice and comfy, not all bunched up.

Be a Man and GO COMMANDO!


Be a Man and GO COMMANDO!

Posted by dxlingr at 2009-11-17 10:54 AM | Reply


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no thank You. I went commando once in 8th grade and wouldn't You know it that would be the day I slipped and fell ripping the crotch out of My 501's. No Way.

Larry

How do you rip a hole in 501's?

below the buttonrow on down under to My ass crease. Don't ask Me it just happened.

I don't know why, but the one time I tried commando, I had a boner the entire time.

Last summer I ran into a patch of gravel on the bike and wiped out. Totally ripped the crotch of my shorts wide open, I had just come from the beach and had to ride across town back to the truck. It wasn't easy believe me.

Tidey Whities?

I prefer the darker colors.

They hide skidmarks better

Commando good. Unless wearing wool pants!

Larry...boxer briefs...best of both worlds...

Its strickly jockey shorts for me. Boxers are for old men that have a nut sack that hangs to their knees. Which is what happens to older men that have worn boxers all their lives. I know a nurse in a old folks home that talks about having to build a boat for old guys because their sacks hang into the toilet water. I'll stick with the shorts and dry balls

Chuck Norris has another fist in his underwear.

#13 | Posted by Lipzoidial

He dates Jeff Gannon too?

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They hide skidmarks better

#25 | Posted by boojiboy

Why do you have jeff'nD hiding in your shorts? Is he hiding from the Authorities?

#29: FF

Be a Man and GO COMMANDO!

#19 | Posted by dxlingr at 2009-11-17 10:54 AM | Reply | Flag: Just be sure to shake it out reaaaaal goooood before you zip it!

With very, very few exceptions, I have never bought clothes of any kind for myself. My mom always did, then my wife, and now if my Aunt Mary sees me with ragged clothes she takes me to the department store that day (no one argues with or defies Aunt Mary), picks the clothes out I "need" and makes me pull my credit card out.

#9 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-17 09:56 AM


Unbelieveable. LOL

My Dad never bought any of his own clothes I can ever remember. I don't think he ever set foot in a mall or clothes store either. Neither did most of my boyfriends. Malls and shopping made them break out in hives.

Thank God for your Mom, the USN, your wife, your employer's rig jumpsuits, and your Aunt Mary or you'd be running around nekked.

Men. Go figure.

be sure to shake it out reaaaaal goooood before you zip it!

I had a buddy once that stopped to take a leak on the side of the road one evening. He was bare underneath and caught his pecker in his zipper in a rush to finish.

Not just a little bit, either, but pretty much the whole nine yards, or in his case, five inches.

It hurts just to type that last sentence.

He couldn't get back in the car to drive and had to flag down a cop and get him to call an ambulance.

They sedated him and somehow got him free without any permanent damage. His ego took a massive hit, however.

so when they are yellow in the front and brown in the back..
does that mean its time to buy some more????

Check the expiration date

An underwear thread on the DR!

AND does anyone really want THAT MUCH INFO from larry..

An underwear thread on the DR!
#36 | Posted by MURPHY | Flag: Gets Virginity Pledger Hot

#34 | Posted by afkabl2

Well you could reverse them and use them some more. Balance the colors out.

When I first saw the headline I thought it said that men keep their underwear for an average of 17 years.

I said to myself, "Yeah, that's about right."

Silver - Me too...I thought the headline was "Men buy underwear every 17 years".

I was in a meeting the other day and a kid at the office was going on about his "experience" on a topic.....I said "I have underwear older than you". That shut him up.

Sadly it was true.

An underwear thread on the DR!
#36 | Posted by MURPHY | Flag: Gets Virginity Pledger Hot

#38 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-11-17 01:13 PM

I lol'ed.


You can buy underwear?


I thought it was skid mark hand me downs forever. Wow! Cool!

You know they aught to make underwear that stays white no matter how many skidmarks and peter stains occur. You know another thing that pisses Me off about today's underwear is the elastic waistbands lose their grip on the old belly and butt too quickly.The damned shit is uncalled for now.

Larry

Nothing is worse than saggy undies. The boys need support.

www.funny-games.biz

Be a Man and GO COMMANDO!

Until the 1st time your pecker gets pinched zipping up

I prefer the darker colors.
They hide skidmarks better

Yep

...boxer briefs...best of both worlds...

Yep

Men. Go figure

You're welcome to try Chris

I quit underwear at Tektite. In the tropics crotch rot sets in fast.

My underwear only lasts a couple of years.

Despite having a 32" waist, my genital-girth wreaks havoc on a pair of underwear in a very short period of time.

My underwear only lasts a couple of years.

Despite having a 32" waist, my genital-girth wreaks havoc on a pair of underwear in a very short period of time.

That explains why my underwear life is measured in decades.

Despite having a 32" waist, my genital-girth wreaks havoc on a pair of underwear in a very short period of time.

#50 | Posted by JeffJ at 2009-11-18 08:19 AM | Reply | Flag

I never suspected you had a fat pussy.

It's filled with sand, Alex.

It exceeds camel toe and moose knuckle combined.

LMSS! I've given quite a few of these FF's!

Yes, for nearly 20 years, I've purchased my husband's underwear and he likes the low cut boxer briefs - good thing for me as quite a few years ago I forgot to pack my own on a four-day holiday and his were so comfy - then they started making the kind women can wear - no riding, no lines - WONDY!

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