Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, November 16, 2009

The Onion: Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

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ROTFLMAO!

When are they going to deport Obams aunt back to Kenya?

Do we live in a Constitutional Republic or a Monarchy where our public servants have special rights and priviliges?

That picture cracked me up. LMAO

Check him out tonight on Tele Mundo

www.theonion.com

Sounds like they've got Member covered, too.

Northguy: Sadly, I think not only Member, but whole slew of DR rightwing posters including Nanc, Mysterytoy, BL2, KBM, etc. are in the same boat.
They are easily manipulated tools of the rightwing hate machine.

#4

More hatred from the left courtsy NorthGay3.

Since when is defending the Constitutin something to laugh at? Typical Liberals, they hate the Constitution because it doesn't allow governments to turn America into a socialist paradise like they would like America to be.

Dear Moder8,

"rightwing hate machine."

Good thing there are no hate filled individuals on the left expressing their opinions of Sarah Palin on an hourly basis.

Democrats Good, Republicans Baaaaaaaaaaaaad..........

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS"- George Orwell, Animal Farm, Ch. 10

This is great news!

--bOoB

#4

More hatred from the left courtsy NorthGay3.

Since when is defending the Constitutin something to laugh at? Typical Liberals, they hate the Constitution because it doesn't allow governments to turn America into a socialist paradise like they would like America to be.

#6 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-11-16 02:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Like I said, they nailed Member perfectly.

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS"

Bush's famous remarks to a white-tie crowd at the Waldorf-Astoria during his 2000 campaign. Referring to his audience as the "haves and have mores," he said that "some people call you the elite. I call you my base."

But, to be fair to Bush, the statement was made during a quasi comedy routine in NYC at a political satire event. (It always bothers me that this one quote, taken out of context, is always flung back at him. Especially when there are so many equaling damning in-context quotes that could be used. Helluva job Brownie.)

Dear Northguy3,

George Orwell was not talking about monetary wealth, he was talking about individual rights when discussing equality. I know it sucks not having a corporate jet to fly to wherever on however being wealthy is not a right.

Punishing the producers that create jobs when they place their capital at risk only causes Atlas to Shrug, it is then that wealth along with the jobs that wealth creates leave the United States.

If this came from Fox, I wouldn't believe it but, onion! This is the straight SHIT.

In an attempt to show fairness, the Homeland Security also deported Obama to Kenya and Joe Biden has assumed the role of President.... (there is a rumor that Napolitano was secretly paid handsomely in Swiss account for turning on Obama). Muslim terrorists and liberals are up in arms about this.

Miguel/Dobb is suing America for the sudden humiliation and deportation, but ACLU is unwilling to help because Miguel has not carried water for Obama....

Punishing the producers that create jobs when they place their capital at risk only causes Atlas to Shrug, it is then that wealth along with the jobs that wealth creates leave the United States.

So the tax rate cuts set in place by Reagan and the outsourcing of US jobs should be mutually exclusive. But they ain't.

And I should point out that management doesn't place its capital at risk,only the shareholders', who don't actually produce anything. Ayn Rand's wet dream pops when you consider there are about 4 individuals in the corporate world, the rest are hired help. High paid hired help, but hired help just the same. Take a look at the bimbo who ran HP, Carley Dontvote.
Capitalism, as worshipped by the gullible righties, died when Limited Corporations were invented. That's when private debts became public costs.

Now that is some funny shit. The picture of Dobb's in the cowboy hat was fucking hilarious. I think I might start using The Onion as my source for news.

If this came from Fox, I wouldn't believe it but, onion!

Snippy, at least the Onion is honest and open about making shit up. Hannity admit posting false pictures of the teabaggers ball yet?
Then again, the onion hasn't goe to court to get the right to make shit up, like FOX did.

Yeah because The Onion's Glenn Beck isn't dead video was totally non-partisan. There is just as much propaganda partisan hack douchebaggery on MSNBC as on FOX.

The point is media (any media) can be and a lot of times is totally fucking bullshit. There is no law that says news outlets can't lie their faces off, and they do. The Onion makes fun of all that. Sometimes it's nice to laugh, in spite of the left/right wing bash-a-thon everyday.

"Who cares? Texas sucks."

Dullifidiayn

The US did such to thomas paine

Hell, I'd deport myself if my employer offered me a payday advance of $8Million bribe for a job well-done!

I heard Dobb's was making 12 mill a year, so the 8 mill he got was basically the remainder of his contract so that he would just leave semi-quietly. Dobb's was forced out because he was talking about illegal immigration. The last dissenting voice against obama that was on the cable news shows, that wasn't FOX, is now gone. Probably a coincidence though.

"Who cares? Texas sucks."
I used to think this exact same thing...when I was a brainwashed libtard goosestepping moron who did not think for himself. Now I want to move to Texas. I guess the whole law abiding citizens carrying guns just makes since to me now, since all the criminals have guns nowadays.

"So the tax rate cuts set in place by Reagan and the outsourcing of US jobs should be mutually exclusive. But they ain't."

Sounds like you have been listening to the Union Bosses rather then paying attention to the massive economic expansion that took place after Reagan Cut taxes.

BTW, Small business owners are Limited Corporations as well and they account for over 50% of the GNP.

Sorry about those "union" jobs (GE) the Union keeps bitching and shaking down the American Citizens over however they reached too far.

I do agree with you that there needs to be some type of corporate responsibility to the shareholders however that isn't going to happen if corporate boards keep getting "bail outs" via the company "bail outs".

"I know it sucks not having a corporate jet to fly to wherever "

Hey, stop being mean to Stretch...

Another one from the Onion:

"Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner"

www.theonion.com

pictures of the teabaggers ball yet?

#17 | Posted by northguy3

Doesn't your face looking up show up real clear? Is your tongue blocking the camera?

FTA: He appeared in good health when apprehended, having used Medicaid to obtain numerous health care services over the years, but immigration officials fear he still may have exposed the American population to the many infectious diseases illegal immigrants tend to carry, including both malaria and leprosy.

Malaria and leprosy?

LOL.

Well played, Onion.

Ole!

Be Well.

in his interview with orielly last night he gave us the skinny on his move

when he was talking shit about illegals during the bush administration, not only did they not mind but they moved him to a better slot
when obama took over the illegal issue
ALL OF A SUDDEN things changed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO

from Dirk above...

"...only causes Atlas to Shrug"...

yeah that whole Ann Rand--Alan Greenspan connection Supplied Side, Trickle Up Voodoo Economic things worked really well for America didn't it? Maybe for Wall Street...

But what about for Middle America?
Left holding the Debt Bag again I'll reckon...

Stop Privatizing Wealth while Socializing Debt!

If you invest a million dollars and you invest
stupidly, or your company goes belly up, it should
be ALLOWED to go belly up, or you should lose your money. Hell, they ought to put a Tombstone over such a business that can be viewed by the Public as an object lesson in stupidity...

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