Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Sunday, November 15, 2009

NORRIS: I want to go with General Petraeus myself and be next to him and when he finds out who's guilty and, you know, dishonest, then I will take care of it for him. Took him out. I'll choke them out, the ones that he finds dishonest, I will choke them out and stick them into a pile.

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NORRIS: I own it.

GLENN: I'd love to see it sometime.

NORRIS: I'll send it to you.

GLENN: We should have a showing of it or something. That's fantastic.

Sounds like a couple of drama queens to me.

Wait..... I got it wrong. Chuck wants to send Beck some porn.

Alternate headline: Chuck Norris chokes Beck's chicken.

Beck; 'and now on my show is a great american and a real manly man - chuck norris'

Chuck; 'death to muslims, glen'

Beck; 'wow, chuck, you're a get down to business sort of guy. damn, I love that about you. so what about all these muslim homosexual blacks....ur, I mean, democrats?'

Chuck; 'you hit the nail on the head, glen. what are gonna do about them? I say we walk up to them and give them a double back kick, followed by full nelson with a wet willie....

(all of the sudden a huge fist jumps out of chucks beard and strikes glen beck in the place where balls would normally be)

Chuck; 'OMG, glen, are you ok? I'm so sorry about that. It's gets erect when it thinks there's killin' to be done'.

Beck; 'Hold Me!' (whispering in chucks ear) 'I love you'.

chucky is a hollywood coca cola coowboy. take the script away and he stutters. what a joke

Beck and Chuck complete a Mensa application.

"chucky is a hollywood coca cola coowboy. take the script away and he stutters. what a joke"
#5 | Posted by Georgeisadrunk

Ahhh, there is yet another one who stutters..."
umm...ah....b..b..b..but...wai
t a..a..a..wait..a.a..um..my teleprompter isn't ..a..working..um..a.a.ah.um...
"

#7 | Posted by KBM

.......how come you always look up to complete idiots ?.......

....Oh wait, I got it....never mind......

Isn't it about time self proclaimed "bad ass" Norris headed off to Afghanistan to prove just how tough he is?

GLENN: I'd love to see it sometime.

I'll bet he does.

GLENN: Jack Bauer last night, he choked somebody out. Is that hard to do without killing them?

Another wing ding that thinks Jack Bauer is real.

NORRIS: I want to go with General Petraeus myself and be next to him and when he finds out who's guilty and, you know, dishonest, then I will take care of it for him. Took him out. I'll choke them out, the ones that he finds dishonest, I will choke them out and stick them into a pile.

Whoa, Chuckie, down boy. Maybe you ought to pop a couple of these critters and settle down before you end up in a cell next to the bad guys.

"and when he finds out who's guilty "

huh???

general patreaous is a judge now?

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