If I had to choose between buying her a boob job or getting the perfect vagina I would have to say.....

Why o why did I not go into plastic surgery. They get all the babes. It sure isn't rocket science.

"#1 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-12 07:27 PM | Reply | Flag: PERFECT ASSHOLE

"But consultant gynaecologist Sarah Creighton and psychologist Lih-Mei Liao challenged the ethics of offering women surgery to address such insecurities, suggesting it was adverts for a "homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance" which created these anxieties in the first place.

They also suggested that any pain apparently caused by protrusion may well have a psychological root - noting that male genitalia protrude far further without causing major discomfort.

Counselling and support could therefore be a preferable alternative to surgery, they argue."

Uhm... duh?

How absurd.

There's no such thing as:

A.) Easy Money

B.) Easy Diggin'

or

C.) Bad Pussy

C.) Bad Pussy

#5 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

Ah yes, the frat house days, the "best days of my life", in the all-male frathouse...with all boys...beautiful boys...golden boys...

--Pinochet Mao

Anybody who says there's no such thing as "bad pussy" has obviously never tried to watch an Emmanuel movie with a scrambled signal.

---Nullyfidian

Hahahaha. Not bad, Jacque.

"Anybody who says there's no such thing as "bad pussy" has obviously never tried to watch an Emmanuel movie with a scrambled signal."

LOL. Who hasn't done that?

"#1 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-12 07:27 PM | Reply | Flag: PERFECT ASSHOLE

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey

I forgot about that. I guess if I had to choose then it would be the perfect asshole.

TMI bro.

"#1 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-12 07:27 PM | Reply | Flag: PERFECT ASSHOLE

#3 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-11-12 08:27 PM | Reply | Flag (X) PERFECT JUDGE

*Shudder*

Well, I guess that settles the question, women are not at all interested in sex that's why they don't risk their bodies getting exotic procedures.

** noting that male genitalia protrude far further **

.........one should hope so.........

....cause if you're babe's vagina protrudes farther than your package........

.......then one of you has got a problem.......

...cause if you're babe's vagina protrudes farther than your package........

.......then one of you has got a problem.......

#16 | Posted by skizziks

And it ain't her........

And it ain't her........
.....#17 | Posted by frankf55

......yeah.....I'd say she might have a problem also......

......hard to scratch an itch if the backscratcher is too short.....

And it ain't her........

#17 | Posted by frankf55

FF! ROTFLMAO! How ironic.

noting that male genitalia protrude far further without causing major discomfort

Well, someone didn't grow up during the years of the very tight jeans...

"....cause if you're babe's vagina protrudes farther than your package........

.......then one of you has got a problem......."

That is some funny shit!!

LM

why not just be happy with a perm ?

why not just be happy with a perm ?
.....#22 | Posted by semtex111

......because you give her a perm and she'll want a mile, six inches at a time.......

Nothing wrong with big lips.

Cosmetic surgery ain't worth messing with any of those fantastic nerve endings.

isn't easier to just turn the lights off?

Nothing wrong with big lips.

#24 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

I don't know.

I saw this movie once....

Am I the only one here who likes it really sloppy? I mean, have-to-shampoo-my-whole-face-
afterward sloppy? Large, full labia would be a means unto that end.

#28 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at

God damn son. Keep talking like that and our resident lesbian may swich sides!

There was a strip joint outside of Bragg that opened up at like 7am. This "dancer" would "tie her cooter in a knot" for $20 or $25.
Very impressive...

Nice.

There was a strip joint outside of Bragg that opened up at like 7am. This "dancer" would "tie her cooter in a knot" for $20 or $25.

I saw a spread in Hustler back in the '70s of a girl who did that. She called herself Fiona Flaps.

Anyone ever see Honeysuckle Divine? Now there's a talented woman. I paid $5 to see her in Philthadelphia in '79. Google her. I can't begin to describe her talents.

A whole thread of losers discussing pussy. Wow, so original for drudge

hole thread of losers discussing pussy

And furryhole finds his way here too we see. LOL

Cosmetic surgery ain't worth messing with any of those fantastic nerve endings.

#25 | Posted by nutcase at 2009-11-13 04:42 PM | Reply | NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

A whole thread of losers discussing pussy. Wow, so original for drudge

#33 | Posted by furio at 2009-11-13 05:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Prefers Discussing Penis

"If I had to choose between buying her a boob job or getting the perfect vagina I would have to say.....

#1 | Posted by mysterytoy"

My guess is you would choose to get the perfect vagina, given that you've never really felt comfortable as a male.

Meat Curtains

Lol

Roast beef strips

Lol, there has got to some men who appreciate a 5 pound burger with extra cheese.

I still don't understand why women shave or wax their pussies bald.

I look down and it's like I'm about to fuck a 10 yr old.

Leave a little triangle ladies, we need some grass on the playing field.

THATS HAIR, BY CRACKY!

I still don't understand why women shave or wax their pussies bald.

I look down and it's like I'm about to fuck a 10 yr old.

Leave a little triangle ladies, we need some grass on the playing field.

Posted by briwo at 2009-11-13 06:55 PM | Reply

No need to take a toothpick to a "feast" Briwo.

Larry

Just leave it alone. Let it be the animal and go crazy with it!

Just leave it alone. Let it be the animal and go crazy with it!

#44 | Posted by bobinspokane at 2009-11-13 07:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Fan of the 70's Bush

Monte: I love 70's bush, even early 80's. Bald, not so much.

Larry, good one, at some point,at sometime, when you least expect it, I'll get you back for that one.
Or not. LOL

An old one but appropriate:

What's worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?

Coming home with feminine deodorant on your breath!

Bad, bad idea! Have you seen how horrific a vagina looks when it has crapped out a couple of kids or taken Tyrone's huge johnson too many times. All hail Vaginaplasty.

Doctors say don't mess with your vagina?

Well!

Not her Pastor would object to me messin' with my wife's.......

Lotsa funny flags on this thread...

"Monte: I love 70's bush, even early 80's. Bald, not so much.
#46 | Posted by briwo"

Tick most here have never seen the effect of a huge johnson on a vagina... unless their wives and girlfriends have been sleeping around on them.

Tick most here have never seen the effect of a huge johnson on a vagina... unless their wives and girlfriends have been sleeping around on them.

#51 | Posted by TaoGAYWarrior at 2009-11-13 08:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah , but most of them are going to crap out a foal or two, then you can say HELLO HORRIFIC VAGINA!

2 words

kegel exercises

I have assisted on a couple of pussyplasties over the last couple of years. It's been young, shaved suburban girls/porno wanna-be's that clearly spend too much time squatting over a mirror. Trust me, there was nothing really wrong with 'em. Just insecure, bored little princesses.

2 words

Cylinder Sleave

Bad, bad idea! Have you seen how horrific a vagina looks when it has crapped out a couple of kids or taken Tyrone's huge johnson too many times. All hail Vaginaplasty.

#48 | Posted by tickyul at 2009-11-13 08:30 PM | Reply | Flag: Lost his wife to Tyrone

So anyway, I go into this stuffit joint and I been drinken' a bit and I sees this monster big hairy thing staring at me like a yak's ass and I thinks careful and then decides right there and then I was goin' ta toe the line and sniff it up close just to make sure it's what I hoped it was, and lo and behold just at that moment a wind of the devils own foulest flatulence pinned me in my tracks like a lead casket and I swear I've been bald ever since. But it was worth it. Biggest one I ever seen.

To: RINGASSMASTER

Thanks a lot. I am just about to go to bed and I feel like I am going to vomit, and probably have nightmares.

" A whole thread of losers discussing pussy. Wow, so original for drudge

#33 | Posted by furio at 2009-11-13 05:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Prefers Discussing Penis

#36 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"

As always we can leave it to SPIT_OR_SWALLOW to bring cock into any conversation including one about pussy.

Another typical conservative closet shit stabber.

Am I the only one here who likes it really sloppy? I mean, have-to-shampoo-my-whole-face-
afterward sloppy? Large, full labia would be a means unto that end.
......#28 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

.......are you the guy in this video ?.......

"Fiona Flaps"

Yep, that was her in the movie. I just txted my brother for confirmation. Lisa Thatcher's Fantasies.

Am I the only one here who likes it really sloppy? I mean, have-to-shampoo-my-whole-face-
afterward sloppy?

#28 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-11-13 04:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Bukkake Aficionado

Ok, Well then, good bye!!!

Hagbard, your brother is an expert on porn? Or did you two go see that movie together down there near the Port Authority bus station?

Left or Right I think we can all agree there is nothing more dangerous then a perfect vagina.

Left or Right I think we can all agree there is nothing more dangerous then a perfect vagina.

Hi Dirk,Speaking of perfect cunts,you sure have alot to say for someone who has been here for less than 24 hours.So what name did you use to post under