"The Florida man"

Say-No-More!

and now he's f*cked...

Isn't that what he wanted?

You go to the site, look into this poor schlump's eyes, and all you an think is...Aflakabibblebabble.

That guy is 29?

Damn, I'm aging well.

LOL

This is too funny!

He called 911 because he was out of minutes on his cell??

LOL

I don't want to hear anyone picking on blonde women after this one!!!

I don't want to hear anyone picking on blonde women after this one!!!
#5 | Posted by Lisa

I'm sure his mother was a blonde.

:P

Time to thin the herd.

And to think in his mugshot he looks surprised to be arrested.

.......if he's charged........

.......will he get off ?.......

I dunno, seems like he could make an insanity plea pretty easy.

Time to thin the herd.

And to think in his mugshot he looks surprised to be arrested.

#7 | Posted by fresno500

I've been saying for years-the Gene Pool really NEEDS a good Algeacide....the shallow end needs a good scrubbing too....

By a stroke of luck he'll get off.

Hey, when you need help who you gonna call?

Since he's damaged the poor 911 operators for life, he must be arrested and prosecuted. Lawyers will get paid regardless. The insane society.

You go to the site, look into this poor schlump's eyes, and all you an think is...Aflakabibblebabble.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-11-12 01:18 PM | Reply | Flag: WISTFUL SINCE HE HAD TO USE BUTTONS FOR EYES ON HIS AFLAKAA DOLL

Sorry, I don't see Afkabibble when I look at that photo.

That is exactly what my mental image of Eddie looks like. Swear to God; I was stunned when I saw it.

...A Tampa, Fl., man was arrested yesterday after allegedly placing a series of obscene 911 calls during which he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she would have sex with him....

Hmm, this 911 perv is from Tampa, Florida -- hometown of our own JerryTarkanian.

I wonder....

#16

I wonder, indeed!!!

He needed phone sex on an emergency basis.

.He needed phone sex on an emergency basis.

Actually, considering the average 911 operator, his odds were pretty good.

Hey the poor dude got 1-900 and 911 all mixed up and pushed 1 1 too many times.

The 29-year-old rooming house resident admitted placing the calls, but "did not think he would get in trouble for calling 911."

Hmmm... little wordy.

"The 29-year-old loser did not think."

..."EVAR!"

Better.

Funneh one, Doc.

Florida Flag!

/Okay, Florida, we get it already.
//Yer officially weirder than California. K?
///Now quit trying so hard.

Be Well.

/Entering the Tort as ya do
stage left.

Yer officially weirder than California. K?
///Now quit trying so hard.

Be Well.

#21 | Posted by dethspud

Someone from Canada calling California weird---classic!

Hey, why shouldn't 911 offer phone sex? It could help defray the cost of the service. Just have the 911 operator redirect the calls to the RNC and then give 911 a percentage of the take.

Seems to me the poor guy has a fever. You know the only cure for that, right?

Yep. More cowbell.