Late nooner is better than no nooner.;-)

NASA is busy explaining to the morons of the world that the planet won't be destroyed in 2012. I think they could do the world a favor by telling these idiots that the only way to survive, according to the Mayans, is to cut your head off and have it stored in ice until after the cataclysm, with the sooner you do it, the safer you'll be.

Where in the world is Sanantonio Rogue?

Diaper Lady got time served and a Years probation. I wonder if the Probation Officer is going to check Her diaper to make sure She didn't tinkle in it. Now THAT job would suck.

Larry

I wonder if the Probation Officer is going to check Her diaper to make sure She didn't tinkle in it. Now THAT job would suck.

Larry

Could be a crappy job, for sure.

I wonder if the Probation Officer is going to check Her diaper to make sure She didn't tinkle in it. Now THAT job would suck.

Larry

#4 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-11-11 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag: (X)Now you know why all your 'helpers' call in sick

A prominent Columbia architecture professor punched a female university employee in the face at a Harlem bar during a heated argument about race relations, cops said yesterday.

Police busted Lionel McIntyre, 59, for assault yesterday after his bruised victim, Camille Davis, filed charges

oops a black man punches a white woman, hmmm did he act stupidly?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called on the US to choose between Israel and Iran on Tuesday night, according to Iranian state media.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad after a press conference in Istanbul, Monday.
Photo: AP

SLIDESHOW: Israel & Region | World Ahmadinejad said that for a real change in relations to take place, a choice must be made.

i thought he had already chosen Iran?

"NASA is busy explaining to the morons of the world that the planet won't be destroyed in 2012"

I thought NASA was in Al Gore's corner :P

Ahmadinejad/Sanders 2012

oops a black man punches a white woman, hmmm did he act stupidly?

#7 | Posted by scooter28054

Sounds like a "hate crime" to me.

#2 | Posted by northguy3

What a bunch of party poopers. I was gonna party like Dec 21, two thousand one two, party over out of time.

oops a black man punches a white woman, hmmm did he act stupidly?

#7 | Posted by scooter28054

Where is Joe Biden on this? After all, he is the father of VAWA.

A day after Anita Dung steps down, the Obama Administration is apparently ending it's war on Fox.

Just read this and consider the source.

Anyone see Greg Oden's second half last night?

That guy is going to dominate the low post for years to come if he can stay healthy.

Anyone see that Wookie he's married to?

Fuck, was over on anther thread. Was reading aloud something someone said in reply to Lisa and my fucking dog ran away.

Thought I had better not post that there as I have been warned.

Obama declares mission accomplished. We lose the Afghan war.

"Obama Won't Take Any Current War Options, Official Says"

"President Barack Obama does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government"

Which would You rather have KBM. A pull out now saving thousands of American lives or a "Nice and shiny" new memorily ala The Vietnam Wall with thousands of names needlessly killed because of American Arrogance and faux Pride?? I vote we bring them home now.

Larry

HI-TECH HOLY WATER CALMS FLU FEAR

Catholic churches in Italy are installing automatic holy water dispensers to help reduce the risk of spreading swine flu.

The outbreak of the H1N1 virus has led many churches to suspend the tradition of having holy water in open fonts into which people dip their hands.

The new machine works like an automatic soap dispenser, squirting water when a hand is passed under the tap.

Inventor Luciano Marabese says he is being inundated with enquiries.

About 30 people have died in Italy after catching swine flu.

Father Pierre Angelo Mota, from Capriano Briosco, north of Milan, said squirtable holy water had surprised some of his parishoners at first.

"It has been a bit of a novelty," he said.

"People initially were a bit shocked by this technological innovation but then they welcomed it with great enthusiasm and joy. The members of this parish have got used to it," he added.

Churchgoer Marta Caimmi agreed.

LOL

Those silly Catholics.

Ya gotta love them!

You would think it would take away some spiritual connectedness from the Parishoners since their fingers would not have connected to the others.

Larry

I can understand not using communial dispensers.

I was giggling at the whole "holy water" thing.

Hey what happens if they forget to change the batteries in the automated Holy Water dispensor?? I can see some old lady wanting blessings from the Holy Water and the thing fails to squirt. She might think Oh My I must have sinned so great G-d doesn't think I deserve a squirt of Holy Water. LMAO I am sorry but that's funny right there. bwhahahahaah

Larry

Why doesn't the priest just get himself a super-soaker and be done with it?

LOL Rev

Blast them as they walk in, huh?

Well Larry, they ARE supersticious that way.

Blast them as they walk in, huh?

Nah, just in the middle of the service just whip it out from under his robes and shout "Say 'hosana' to my li'l frien'!"

LOL

Those silly Catholics.
Ya gotta love them!
#23 | Posted by Lisa

Oh, I do, Lisa. If you're searching for a loophole through a sea of gobbledegook, there's nobody like a lapsed Catholic to show the way.

You know, my above post, if taken out of the thread, could have an ENTIRELY different meaning.

Well Doc, I used to be Catholic.

At least their main belief is accurate.

Too bad they muk it up with self imposed rules and tradition.

Oh well. I still love 'em anyway.

Very true Rev.

Well Doc, I used to be Catholic.

At least their main belief is accurate.

The belief that people should play more bingo?

"The belief that people should play more bingo?"

And Christ overturned the money tables....go figure.

And Christ overturned the money tables....go figure

Yes, but to be fair, that was only because some idiot had put gum under his and it got stuck to his robes and he was pissed.

STOP IT!!

lol

NEVER!

Today's bible reading is from the book of Leviticus; Chapter 9, verse 9, word 9...

"the"

Here endeth today's scripture.

(And yes, the above quote CAN be verified.)

One of my favorites:

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

1 Cor 13:13

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

My family's bible had a misprint in this section. It read

"And now these three remain: faith, hop and love. But the greatest of these is hop."

I remember spending every sunday hopping about town. Sunday supper tended to get messy.

Ha Ha!

One of my favorites:

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

1 Cor 13:13

Good morning, Lisa! That verse is my favorite. That whole section of Corinithians actually.

Morning sweetie!!

I love Corinthians as well!

The belief that people should play more bingo?
#36 | Posted by RevDarko

And Christ overturned the money tables....go figure.
#37 | Posted by Lisa

Sure it wasn't a roulette table?

Rev,

I'll file that in my "good to know" files. : )

LOL Doc

Either way...it was a money making table!!

Rev,

I'll file that in my "good to know" files. : )

File this one there, too:

Do you remember the Ty-D-Bowl man, the little miniature sailor from television comercials in the 70s that used to pilot a little boat in people's toilets? Well, it's a little know fact that the last Ty-D-Bowl man to be used was none other than Don Johnson of "Miami Vice" fame.

In the interest of accuracy, I should tell you that I just now made that up.

LMBO

Sadly, had you not said you made it up....I would have believed it to be trivia.