Shes hot. She can do no wrong.

Did she have any carrots? According to some her, it would probably have been okay 'cause carroting should be taught in the schools, just to round out the section on American literature.

She was a minor at the time. I say charge her with producing child porn.

Another link in the holier than thou armor loses it's luster.

.....she should sell the tapes........

.....call it " Going Rogue Solo " ........

When will the left-wing stop its heinous assaults on this brave young Christian role-model?

If it was done when She was a minor then She is involved with child pornography. Little bit of useless trivia. There is only one sex tape of Tracy Lords which is Legal to posess. The rest are child porn since She was underage at the time of filming. This is why many Adult video stores dumpsters were filled up the day it was revealed to all.

Larry

This is why many Adult video stores dumpsters were filled up the day it was revealed to all.

#7 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-11-10 05:46 PM | Reply | Flag: Dumpster Diver?

She serviced herself sexually and the lefties mock her for doing something that comes naturally? Pathetic is thy name liberals

I mock you for giving drunks a bad name, Sas-Scotch.

I mock you for giving drunks a bad name, Sas-Scotch.

#10 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Not as much as a lot of us mock you for giving predators a bad name LesserPrey

Wow. What a snappy comeback. Did you have to email 101 for that amazingly atute rejoinder, you stupid old sot?

astute. So sue me.

Nah you're a useless diversion amongst a host of useless diversions on the DR LesserPrey breaks up the monotony sorta

An astute old sot

What the heck is she talking about? Whacking off is whacking off.

It is a sex tape because guys are gonna whack off to it. Sorry, but that's how it is. This bimbo isn't going away soon, either.

It's not sex, it's child pornography.

And the sin of Onan.

Another faux christian/boob with her hand out, err in and out.

Prejean-Prejean?

Before she was Jean?

That mean she was Gene?

Can Female be guilty of onanism?? I don't think so since She isn't spilling Her seed upon the floor when She self pleasures. Only males can be guilty of that.

Larry

Can Female be guilty of onanism??

#19 | Posted by LarryMohr

Onanism? Gee Larry you must be a masterbator I didn't know that that word and I've rubbed out more than a few in my life

"I don't think so since She isn't spilling Her seed upon the floor when She self pleasures. Only males can be guilty of that."

It was my understanding that Onanism is pulling out during intercourse.

A little hard for a woman to do that. : )

"I've rubbed out more than a few in my life

#20 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-11-10 09:07 PM | Reply | Flag: ONLY CHOICE AVAILABLE

"It was my understanding"

The Google not working in Wisconsin, then?

"The Google not working in Wisconsin, then"

Couldn't tell ya sweetie...I don't live there!!

Sorry, Pookie, I forget Packer fans actually exist outside of the great white north.

"Sorry, Pookie, I forget Packer fans actually exist outside of the great white north."

Yes we do!!

However, I rarely google something unless I absolutelty have to.

Larry does that stuff for me!! I'm spoiled!

LOL

And obviously I don't spell check either!!!

Absolutely!

LOL

Show of hands....

How many of us have a tape of ourselves masturbating?

If it's not porn, well....it's stupid and just asking to be embarrassed should it get in the wrong hands.

And....this woman has probably been competing in pageants for years and realises the risk of having such a tape.

Either she's a lesbian or just really, really vain and likes to watch herself.

Either way, she has lost her image as clean cut and conservative.

She was 17 and stupid to do this for her boyfriend.

People make mistakes and move on.

And yes Carrie--it is a sex tape...lol

How can we blame Carrie Prejean?

What if she was born that way?
If you know anyone who's done such things, they don't have a choice, they don't willingly CHOOSE their sexual preferences!

We should codify this into law!

I was 17 and stupid to do this for my girlfriend.

People make mistakes and move on.

And yes Carrie--it is a sex tape...lol

#29 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-11-10 10:26 PM

She serviced herself sexually and the lefties mock her for doing something that comes naturally?

You really think through the issues, Scotch. I didn't know that setting up a camera and filming it was a natural part of masturbation. I must be doing it wrong.

She was 17 and stupid to do this for her boyfriend.

And now she is no longer 17.

You really think through the issues, Scotch.

That's what happens when one is perpetually drunk.

Amazing, but I actually care less about this than I do about the poker kid. Wow. Keep 'em coming, please.

It was my understanding that Onanism is pulling out during intercourse.

Spilling of seed has been interpreted several ways, from pulling out to masterbation to not staying pregnant. Every period kills an unborn baby, you know.

When Jesus returns to Earth and resurrects the dead to take them to live with him in Heaven do their boobs go too???

Like Joe, I get all my legal training from watching Law and Order, but wasn't she a minor at 17 and isn't sending a sex ape of a minor a felony?

Family values indeed....

It was my understanding that Onanism is pulling out during intercourse.

A little hard for a woman to do that. : )

#21 | Posted by Lisa

Not really... your husband just doesn't buy you the right toys.

When Jesus returns to Earth and resurrects the dead to take them to live with him in Heaven do their boobs go too???

#37 | Posted by danni

If they don't I'm not going!

Do't You think that when a Woman has been laying on Her back for centuries Her boobs would be flattened by the Time Jesus comes back again?? I guess He could raise the dead boobs up to perky status once they come up out of their graves.

Larry

You really think through the issues, Scotch. I didn't know that setting up a camera and filming it was a natural part of masturbation. I must be doing it wrong.

#32 | Posted by rcade

I'm really confident that you'd be taking the same stance if it was a tape of Bev Harris pleasuring herself you little partisan devil you

isn't sending a sex ape of a minor a felony?

#38 | Posted by northguy3

Dunno. But sending one to a minor definitely is.

Better her than a Barney Frank tape...

isn't sending a sex ape...?

#38 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-11-11 01:36 PM | Reply

Are you trying to ruin Valentine's Day for Barry?

Miss Prejean should not confuse gland shaking with Temple of the Lord rituals.

"There was no one else with me. I was not having sex."

Where may we view the tape and decide for ourselves?

According to Bill Clinton, even blowjobs aren't sex, so surely his supporters will agree that masturbation isn't sex either.

Either way, she has lost her image as clean cut and conservative.

#28 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2009-11-10 10:17 PM

How long until this illicit tape makes it's way onto the net and into popular circulation? Cuz given how much money can now be made off the tape, it seems like it will happen sooner or later. Too bad she was only 17 at the time. As it stands, LM is correct. It is a crime to possess or transmit the tape.

Is someone really advocating that she be charged with child pornography?

Not her. Just anyone who tries to distribute the tape. Depressing, isn't it?

Not her. Just anyone who tries to distribute the tape.

She has admitted to distributing the tape.

She has admitted to distributing the tape.

#53 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-11 03:34 PM | Reply

And unless she gave it to the Pageant Officials (which could help promote her book), apparently her ex-boyfriend distributed it as well.

I'm really confident that you'd be taking the same stance if it was a tape of Bev Harris pleasuring herself you little partisan devil you.

You really told me off, Scotch. But what is that supposed to mean? My stance is that your comment was stupid because filming yourself having sex and sending it out is not by any stretch "natural." Your remark would have been just as weird if you said it about anyone else caught with their pants down.

I find Celisary's comment to be extremely offensive.

Now now Mr. I Have A Fair And Evenhandedly Enforced Without Any Bias Policy On Dumps don't go getting your panties in a bunch

Celisary has no idea when or how to use "an". Every single post she makes has some form of "an" or "and" abuse.

You have to wonder if her English teacher had them reading about jerking off as opposed to working on their Phonics.

I find Celisary's comment to be extremely offensive.

#57 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-11 04:14 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Hey It's Culera What Did You Expect Finesse?

"Miss California: No Sex in My Sex Tape"

Um - I think ol' Carrie is splitting a few pubic hairs here.

P.S.: Hon-ee, you've admitted to a lack of foresight, but you don't know the half of it. If you'd waited a year to do this, the tape would be legal and worth a fortune - a fortune methinks you're going to need, now that you've trashed your future by saying one thing and doing very much another.

Perhaps you can recoup - I'm sure every pornographer in SoCal has been in touch already. It's just a matter of selecting one, dearie. Who knows, you might even get to work with that nice Ron Jeremy! Isn't life scrumptious?

Now now Mr. I Have A Fair And Evenhandedly Enforced Without Any Bias Policy On Dumps don't go getting your panties in a bunch

So you don't understand your own comment either? Figures.

splitting a few pubic hairs

lmao!

Thank god we all make mistakes. Anyone got a link to the tape?

"Miss California: No Sex in My Sex Tape"

I have to say that this is probably the most disappointing thing I've ever read on DR.

#21 | POSTED BY LISA
"It was my understanding that Onanism is pulling out during intercourse. A little hard for a woman to do that. : )"

Correct, Lisa. Leave it to the Catholic Church to twist it into something else....

"I don't think so since She isn't spilling Her seed upon the floor when She self pleasures. Only males can be guilty of that."

It was my understanding that Onanism is pulling out during intercourse.

A little hard for a woman to do that. : )

#21 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-10 09:21 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Not if it's two lesbian Women and one is taking place of the man in a relationship and She is using a hollowed out Sex Toy that can ummmmmmmmm squirt Lisa. Then it is possible for Her to pull out during Sexual Intercourse. Sorry Lisa been thinking about this one and it just hit Me.

Larry

The rate this woman is falling, I bet it isn't too long before she's is having sex on tape.

Think of the money she could make.

Miss Prejean in Diddling the Desciples and Jacking Jesus it would be a SIN for you to miss it.

Howwas she able to say this? I heard, from her own mouth in about 6 different interviews, that she had been stripped of her right to free speech. . . .

....What a ignorant C**T!!!!!!

Posted by celisary at 2009-11-11 04:12 PM | ReplyMAKING ME A RETARDED DOLT AT BEST

And for a coot she is not THAT old.

You know who she reminds me of? In the original MASH movie, the chick that played Margaret Hoolihan.

You have to laugh at those people because it is their own professed beliefs that make them a hypocrite. It certainly is not my belief, I am in favor of masterbation. OTOH, I don't believe I would want to show everybody on the planet.

If I was young and beautiful like she is, and I had a snoot full of dope, I might do it......oops, there goes another sin. She's going to hell.

I did not have sex with that woman, er, I mean with myself.

I thought it was interesting the other day in her interview with Meredith Vierra when Prejean complained that conservative women like herself and Sarah Palin got attacked in a way that liberal women like Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton did not. Setting aside all of the attacks on Michelle and Hillary, since when is Prejean in the same category with Sarah, Michelle and Hillary? She was Miss California, for crying outloud, not the wife of a president, the Secretary of State or a VP candidate.

Oh, shit, I just figured it out. Carrie Prejean wants to be Anita Bryant when she grows up.

Oh, shit, I just figured it out. Carrie Prejean wants to be Anita Bryant when she grows up.

Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2009-11-11 08:19 PM | Reply

Blechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...since when is Prejean in the same category with Sarah, Michelle and Hillary?

Since she became the latest poster chile fer right wing intolerance after making her silly-assed statement to Perez Hilton and in all her subsequent appearances as the spokesmodel fer the "Real American" wing of the "Christian Conservatives" she's made it quite clear that a run fer office may well be in the offing.

"I definitely have a high interest in politics,'' said the former beauty queen attending a state GOP conference Saturday and telling Buzz she might one day run for office. "I love Sarah Palin. I think she's amazing."

Carrie Prejean wants to be Anita Bryant

Shit, and I just started to drink orange juice again.

"I definitely have a high interest in politics,'' said the former beauty queen attending a state GOP conference Saturday and telling Buzz she might one day run for office. "I love Sarah Palin. I think she's amazing."

Wow, Spud, thanks for the info. I had no idea.

Wow, Spud, thanks for the info. I had no idea.

NP, Gal!

Glad to see yas, as always. :>D

Yeah, Spud kept checking fer the words "The Onion" there but alas to no avail.

Ms Prejean's name and brand recognition is currently in the process of being "floated" in various voting districts by the Republican machine.

Some days Spud knows exactly how Alice felt after falling down that hole.

Be Well.

/KK, outtie fer a bit
stage left.

Oh boy. Another marginally attractive blonde in a masturbation video.

Yawn.

Put her in a dog-collar and chains and give her a dozen or so whip-welts and I might be interested.

She was a minor at the time. I say charge her with producing child porn.

Oddly enough, that's what I said.

Wasn't there a story a while back about 2 16 year old kids being charged with making and distributing child porn when the recorded themselves and sent it to their boyfriends?

Same scenario. Throw her in the pokey.

She was 17 and stupid to do this for her boyfriend.

People make mistakes and move on.

And yes Carrie--it is a sex tape...lol

What a fucking hypocrit.

retard--must be a liberal.

Posted by MURPHY at 2009-02-17 09:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Put her in a dog-collar and chains and give her a dozen or so whip-welts and I might be interested."

Hmmm....someone's a Dom.

Hmmm....someone's a Dom.

Yes, I "came out of that closet" on here a few years back.

I hear they just showed the part where she dirty sanchezed herself!! Can we re-title it to one girl and a cup?

LM

If she's not being slammed by multiple orgasmatrons,
while suspended from a sling, with ball gag and mask in place.
I am not interested.
Or perhaps a dodging video from the streets of london.

Carrie Prejean's ex-boyfriend -- the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo video -- tells TMZ Carrie and company called him last week and tried getting him to "lie" and say she was 17 when she shot the video.

During an audio interview with TMZ, the man -- who asked us not to reveal his identity -- says Carrie sent him the video when they were involved with each other in 2007. He says Carrie sent him numerous explicit videos and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20.

oops

He says Carrie sent him numerous explicit videos and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20.

oops

#86 | Posted by mmike at 2009-11-12 01:53 PM | Reply

We can only hope he kept them and plans on releasing them.
I hope he's right about her age, but I think there's a possibility he may be covering his tracks in regards to sharing what could be considered child porn.

"I think there's a possibility he may be covering his tracks in regards to sharing what could be considered child porn."

I think there's more a possibility she's claiming she was 17 so he can't release the tape.

Either way, it shouldn't be too hard to prove. If she is 18+ that video is going to make some money, and the seller stands to lose a lot of cash the longer he waits to release it.

Danforth,

Why would that keep him from releasing it. It was shot when it was shot. The video has the date it was shot

"Why would that keep him from releasing it."

If she was underage at the time of the recording, he wouldn't be able to release it.

"The video has the date it was shot"

Then that should answer the question as to who is lying. Although, as you know, date stamps are hand-entered. I have a couple of digital photo shots from 1900 to prove it.

I haven't read any of the articles on this so forgive me if it's been mentioned, but if she emailed it to him then it can be proven via electronic means, right?
It's not as if she's going to send an ex boyfriend a tape of her playing with herself when she was 17, right?

"During an audio interview with TMZ, the man -- who asked us not to reveal his identity -- says Carrie sent him the video when they were involved with each other in 2007. He says Carrie sent him numerous explicit videos and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20.

oops"

What do you expect him and his lawyers to say, I have a childrens sex tape I am trying to distribute? He sounds dumb, but it sounds like he is now backtracking so neither of them face criminal charges or potential jail time. One FUBAR couple is all I can say!!

LM

"the man -- who asked us not to reveal his identity -- says Carrie sent him the video when they were involved with each other in 2007"

That should be very easy to prove or disprove.

Nice thread.... just one question...

What on earth is a sex ape? (post 38)

What on earth is a sex ape? (post 38)

See: "Vitter - (R) Formeldehyde (Back Page)

Not sex?

Lawls!

Carrie "I did not sex with that woman (in the mirror)" Prejean.

Say wot you want about Bubba but at least we don't a video of Monica's sword swallowing act out there cluttering up the ether.

Small favors, all that.

Be Well.

/Entering the Drudge Retort as ya do
stage left.

What on earth is a sex ape?

BUT I was there.