Too bad. Would have been worth seeing Clinton clean the floor with Bushling.

.....I would have bought a ticket......

....but they scheduled it for the same night there's a Joanie Loves Chachie rerun on t.v......

Bush could have won the debate with one question:

"Mr. Clinton, do you believe, given all your noble and selfless work you've done for international relations in the past 17 years, that Obama should have been awarded the Peace Prize, ahead of yourself?"

I knew this was going to be canceled for precisely the reason stated.

Bubba: "So, what did you do with all that surplus money I left you, George??"

GW: "Ah spent it! Ah spent it on revengin' mah dear ol' Daddy, an' on a whoppin' "gettin' re-elected" tax cut fer mah base, the "haves"! An they says i is stooopid!"

Posted by Corky at 2009-11-04 02:33 PM

Don't both contestants have to be able to speak for it to be a debate? I expect the biggest debate Bush has had has been with himself over whether to put Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey on his Cap'n Crunch at breakfast.

Bush: "What'd that blowjob feel like,Bubba? I never had a woman do that to me."