Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, November 09, 2009

A British court heard recordings of a couple having sex as part of a trial over their conviction for noise abatement violations. "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain," testified the next-door neighbor of Caroline and Steve Cartwright. "I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

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"La Vice Anglaise" is alive and kicking (ouch)

Wonder if Dorky and Starvis will still have internet access from jail.

Wonder if Dorky and Starvis will still have internet access from jail.

#2 | Posted by JOE

If you're their lawyer they'll have plenty of time to try.

She's a real goer, know what I mean?

That is one hideous couple, but they should be allowed to make some noise. That horrible woman has a better sex life than most, apparently. Maybe that's what's upsetting the blonde.

"I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

That's her first problem...

Maybe that's what's upsetting the blonde.
#5 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-11-09 06:13 PM

That's her first problem...
#6 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-11-09 06:13 PM

Great minds think alike!

haha

Holy cow she's ugly.

Maybe he was screaming to get away?

Holy cow she's ugly.

#8 | Posted by boojiboy

amazing, especially considering that the dude looks exactly like a model.

Holy cow she's ugly. Maybe he was screaming to get away?

Maybe all the screaming is for a stubbed toe. It's hard to see with a bag over your head, and it's hard to tell who needs it more from the pic. This story is like a joke that wrote itself.

Lip: yea he's no brad pitt either.

...pillow over the face...

This is wrong on so many levels, some of them quite funny.

The solution is quite clear - court-ordered 69.

The solution is quite clear - court-ordered 69.

#13 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore

LOL!

If their faces look like that-and they make so much noise when they "bump uglies"-maybe "69" isn't the answer....it might be safer all around if they go directly to "96"...


Giving evidence, unemployed Mrs Cartwright said she was unable to control the noise she made during sex.

Assuming she can "fake it", perhaps a career dubbing porn could fix the unemployed part.

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