No, Axiom, both. If you put your pint-sized brain to work, Axiom, you'd realize that you can in fact be both, simultaneously. A point made clear to all but the obtuse ot only your state but logic.
I guess it's okay to edit out the rest of the sentence that makes my point for me, Drunk Starvus.
and therefore, out of sorts or I pay far too much attention to detail.
The important part of the sentence. Edit away! This is the second or third time you've used creative editing. So not only is your mind addled by massive quantities of alcohol, you're a liar too.
It's truly unfortuate that you're unable to distinguish between fact and fiction. But, then, I should imagine that makes being you an easier burden to bear.
It's called projection, Drunk. It's a little thing you like to bring up quite often as a means of defending yourself from an attack on your character.
You spend so much time and put so much detail into those posts about Vermin that, frankly, I do wonder how you come up with such things. Creative writers have been known to explore their subjects in depth as a means to gain greater understanding and tell their stories better.
Being me is awesome. Look at the reaction I got out of you with one short sentence.
This is you
