It's about time our handlers were westernized!

"become" not "were" - don't want the grammar police pulling a fast one on me!

""become" not "were" - don't want the grammar police pulling a fast one on me!"

Darn it.

And I had my taser all ready to go.

Kill joy!

China is gonna built a real Disneyland finally?

Spud finds it practically criminal that this NYT writer FAILed to mention China's fake Disneyland that they already built that Disney was incensed over.

The Shijingshan Amusement Park.

The only problem is, you spend the whole day there and once you leave you feel like you never went.

Can't wait to see Mickey Mouse with slanted eyes. Will his name change to Mickey Mao? Will his sidekick's name be changed to "Gooky"? Poor Donald no doubt gets his name changed to "Peking".

Please, though. Leave Fantasia alone. I don't think I could stand to see a segment done to "chopsticks"

FF #6!

All racist remarks aside, I think China could make a great Disney Park. The have an appreciation for pageantry and costumes that leaves the west in the dust. The only problem I can see is they would have to restrict so many Americans from the rides because of weight restrictions.

Disney knows where the money's going.

Can they come up with a Mickey Mouse who has buck teeth, yellow skin, slanted eyes who can sing "The March of the Volunteers."

I don't know Fonebone W Thom, I suppose if they could make one look like you with a beer belly, a red neck and an I'm with stupid t-shirt that smells like cow shit, anythings possible.

At least they'll have customers willing to stand in line, which is the main feature of Disneyland.

"At least they'll have customers willing to stand in line, which is the main feature of Disneyland."

Will any one of them meet the height requirements for the rides though??

Come on everyone!
Sing along!

R. I. C.....see you in the rice field

K. E. Y.....riy?because re say so

R. O. U. S. E.

"Why" does not start with an "R", so your premise is wrong. Neither does "We". You're doing more of a Scooby Doo thing there.

I can't wait to ride the Great Famine Coaster.

This is terrific. We will subvert them from within. If it happens along the lines of the old Soviet Union, just a couple of boatloads of Levi's and rap cds and they'll become endentured 22% on remaining balance consumer zombies like the rest of us.

They will sell "flied lice" and bar-b-qued dog at Sino-Disney instead of the usual junk food, and they will have a Cultural Revolution theme park where everyone will get a chance to run from the Red Guards who will use live ammo to make it more fun.