Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Tuesday, November 03, 2009

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say. Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar. The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise.

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The bears are on India's side of the dispute over Kashmir.

....."hey Boo Boo, you should have seen those ragheads running"....

......"aww Yogi...you're such a clown!"......

They were Afghani's sent to cause trouble. We will find the bear and kill it because we are the bestest most awesomest things this planet has ever seen. We piss excellence.
-Tosser

Nice.

Honorable mention for the 2009 Timothy Treadwell Award.

Honorable mention for the 2009 Timothy Treadwell Award.

#5 | Posted by American1st at 2009-11-03 03:29 PM | Reply

The fact that I say so many over-the-top things here will water down my next statement, but I'm 100% sincere...

I have never been happier to see a human being get killed as I was when I saw he died in that Treadwell Documentary.
That guy absolutely deserved to be eaten. Not just because he was so blatantly stupid, but because of the way he talked to those bears.

-the way he talked to those bears.

I knew you were a Scooter Bear Libby fan!

www.newyorker.com

Cork,
Did you ever see that Treadwell Documentary? You have to hear how that dude talked to the bears to know what I'm talking about. He was crazier than Redneckcocsamville, woke, BuffaloBob, and JeffnSkidmark combined. On top of that, he was dumber than BL2.

Yeah, I think Treadwell was like BL2 on the Nooner, and the bears were the rest of us.

Bear = Rush Limpaw
Kills = Blows
Militants = Teabaggers
In Kashmir = Wearing Cashmere

FTFY

Bears 2
Militants 0
................

They should of put their fire out -- smokey is getting really upset about all those forest fires.

Those militants must of been BEAReft of their senses for not using their assault weapons.

we released many trained killer bears in the area. the caves are now full of roaming "freedom bears." i will now reveal this simple plan.....

step 1 - release freedom bears

step 2 -

step 3 - Profit!

Maybe this was a stockmarket bear and he was upset that his recent shorts cost him a lot of honey.

If only the militants had antennas.

Wilderness Rule #1: People and Bears? Bad Mix
Wilderness Rule #2: Do Not Fuck with the Bears
Sincerely,
~The Bears

I always root for the bulls in Pamplona, and the bears vs. militants in Kashmir.

JM

Abhidi Colbert was right...

I say we release 1000's of North American Grizzly Bears in the trouble spots, with lasers attached to their heads....

Umm, sir, we were only able to get mutant Koala Bears.....

Did you ever see that Treadwell Documentary?

#8 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Was that the guy that was eaten by the bears along with his girl friend in Alaska. Damn, that had to be Palin's fault.

Palin Trained the Treadwell Bears???!!!!

BRILLANT!!!!!

Maybe those bears that ate the militants really were CIA plants..... (I certainly hope so....)

So I ask myself... Who in their right mind would set down to eat some pudding (that in itself...) in a bears den? A Bears den STINKS! Bear can be smelled forever in the open forest, we're talking about an enclosed cave! And then four of them can't kill a bear with 7.62 military grade weapons? Hmmmmm, not the best or the brightest I'm thinkin... deserve to make a late night snack for Yogi.

USAF242 has it right, a few selectively placed Griz could tame the world of extremists... just send em to Benning for jump school and all would be solved (wouldn't Sgt Airborne just love that class)!

This was probably part of a CIA rendition project to target Islamic militants. India will no doubt try to bring the bear up on criminal charges, including murder and torture.

They got little wussie bears up there. A grizzly would have eaten both the bastards and then gotten diahrrea from the dirty fuckers....

I'm surprised the bear got both of them. Usually they just get the slower of the two.

Obama and other Democrats are now insisting on an accounting of when Cheney knew of these attacks, whether he had a hand in the policy creation of using man-eating bears, and whether he approved of the torture policies. Democrats are insisting that the bear be immediately investigated and brought up on charges for torturing the poor, defenseless and completely innocent Islamic militants.

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