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choose your method of death:

1. Pig Flu
2. Boredom
3. Government Assistance
4. Waiting for liver transplant
5. Skydiving

6) Police suicide is how I'm gonna go.

my plans are
A)to be drunken on the floor naked with three big titted bitches laying on top of me

B) on the golf course with my 7 iron in my hand

I am PRETTY sure the chances of B are a 'little' higher than A

my plans are

A) to be drunken on the floor naked with three big titted bitches laying on top of me

B) on the golf course with my 7 iron in my hand

I am PRETTY sure the chances of B are a 'little' higher than A

#3 | Posted by afkabl2


well . . .
technically our 2 golden retrievers plus my neighbor's beagle could fulfill "A" for ya

let me know when it's time

ouch

good one.

I said BIG titted bitchs

not MULTI titted..

Death by shrimp-consumption-overload. Who knows how they farm those f*ckers over in the far-east. Whatever they're doing: it's genius.

So, i've decided to dress as Forrest Gump and catch my own. Happy Halloween.

"Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is an exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up."

directorblue.blogspot.com

I thought it was Obama's money??

www.youtube.com

Happy Halloween!

Next Tuesday the voters of Maine are deciding on whether to pass Question 1 which if approved would end the state's ban on gay marriage. On the one hand, I have no problem with gay marriage itself. But on the other hand, I have a problem with the way the gay community behaved after the passage of Prop. 8 in California last year, scapegoating the Morning and ignoring the fact that 70% of Blacks vored for it and alienating the runner up to Miss America. If I lived in Maine, I would vote no on Question 1 just to punish them for what they did. They need to show maturity if they want to excercise rights and certainly not deny other people's rights.

#10 | Posted by member2586 at 2009-10-31 01:24 PM | Reply | Flag: newsworthy

It seems that even dead people are leaving Detroit.

Last night on the local news they had a segment on the news about people moving out of the city (north to Macomb county) and transfering their dead loved ones to cemeteries closer to where they now live. Keep in mind this is expensive, I think they said $5000. The reasons cited are that they don't want to drive that far to the cemetary and also safety. It seems that the living don't want to prematurely join the dead just because they took a trip to Baghdad, I mean Detroit.

Death by aspiin overdose, it's the Chicago way, Vince Foster told me so.

A)to be drunken on the floor naked with three big titted bitches laying on top of me

Similar to being 'Carradined.'

May I have your attention please?

Starting half an hour ago... till next Sunday... I, Tosser, am to be considered an American (of some kind) and will make posts that will only be supportive of the US.

Moder8, will pretend to be either a Pakistani, till next Sunday, or an American deeply deeply supportive of Pakistan and will post accordingly.

I, feeling in need of adventure and change, stupidly suggested this role switching, sure that nobody will take me up on it (was wrong).

One of us will probably have a psychotic episode before the week has ended.

It's Sunday right now. That's what I was saying.

Moder8, will pretend to be either a Pakistani, till next Sunday, or an American deeply deeply supportive of Pakistan and will post accordingly.

#15 | Posted by Tosser

You're making a mistake Tosser moderhate is a pro at making believe he's something other than what he really is as evidenced by his so-called moderate posturing which in his own mind he convincingly plays to the hilt

Okay, one last dig before we begin.

God bless Pakistan. Land that I love. Stand beside her and keep the goatfuckers away from her, in the night with the light from above. From the mountains (baaaaa) to the prairies (baaaaaaa) to the oceans (baaaaaa) white with foam. God bles Pakistan. My home sweet home.

Pakistan arguably is the freest Islamic nation in the world. It is also among the most highly educated, and militarily sophisticated.

Ah, Moder8, you have begun.

Let's see if Tosser can keep up.

Hey Tosser, check out the article I posted.

(I am so clearly gonna winthis contest. I am going to be more pro-Pakistan than you will ever be able to fake being Pro-American.)

I wonder if Afghanistan will ever modernize? It looks filthy in all the pictures I see.

I wonder if Afghanistan will ever modernize? It looks filthy in all the pictures I see.

#22 | Posted by jackass

Reminds you of all your $30 sexual conquests huh?

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

Why hasn't my article about the Glorious Pakistani Military Victory over the Taliban Horde been placed on the front page yet? This clearly shows anti-Pakistani bias by Rcade. I'm angry. If Amreekans ever enjoy such an astounding victory I'm sure it will be a banner headline on this site.

This is by a violently Pro-American military analyst who lives and works in the US and loves the US like crazy. He actually has knowledge of all the places he discusses and doesn't apply ideology first. He also does not believe Pakistan can be taken over by the US independently, nor by the Indians if they acted independently without expecting a 50 years war. Well here's a prescription for the Amreekans to continue their "work" in Afghanistan and not leave the territory to Russia, China, Iran and all those countries they don't like:

Prescription for Afghanistan

KISS being a military axiom - as in Keep It Simple Stupid - we offer our prescription to what should be the US/NATO course in Afghanistan.

First, a ceiling of 10,000 troops, for logistics, support, training, and helicopter, transport, and fighter units.

Second, decide what is the optimum area that existing Afghan forces can hold. Say it is the five major provinces, then let's stick to those provinces.

Third, let the Afghans take the lead in deciding how/where/when/why they want to expand as additional forces come on line.

Four, leave Pakistan. As in leave Pakistan alone. As in get out of Pakistan, bid them adieu, farewell, aloha, whatever, and confine relations to the normal diplomatic and economic and whatever US does with friends.

The US part of the mission will cost $5-billion/year in direct operations, and $2.5-billion/year in assistance to the Afghanistan Government.

This is sustainable over 100 years. At some point the Taliban will get it: the west is not going to leave - ever, and at some point the Afghans will get it: that money aside, they have to carry the load of rebuilding the new Afghanistan.

Then you will see the Taliban and the Afghans negotiate.

Those who are so insecure in their own beliefs that they are the only ones allowed to doubt the beliefs of others are right to slink away not from me but themselves

Those who are so insecure in their own beliefs that they are the only ones allowed to doubt the beliefs of others are right to slink away not from me but themselves

Anything to do with Af-Land?

What ha been posted in #26 is a recipe for American success.

No takers?

I hadn't even read your post YS_1

Happy Halloween!

I live in a new development so nobody trick or treating around here.

Thought since this is pro-American week - I'ld post something to help America for a change.

So did anyone do a trick in your neighbourhood when they didn't get treats?

I hadn't even read your post YS_1 just pigging out on Halloween candy I stole from my kid that was just a thought that came to me

Four, leave Pakistan. As in leave Pakistan alone. As in get out of Pakistan, bid them adieu, farewell, aloha, whatever, and confine relations to the normal diplomatic and economic and whatever US does with friends.

I think that's a good idea too.

I don't know what games the Pakistanis like to play, but I suspect they have something going that will assure America gets less than what it pays for.

Besides, they are too close to China who is a direct competitor to the US.

I say we Americans, dump such people. They can go sink or swim on their own.

If Amreekans ever enjoy such an astounding victory I'm sure it will be a banner headline on this site.

Buddy.... we are over 200 years old. We have done things and seen things that will shock and amaze you.

Don't even think of trying to walk in our shoes until you start growing whiskers.

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