Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, October 29, 2009

The price of being dead just dropped. It is a good thing, given the troubles in the economy.

Wal-Mart is beginning to sell caskets and urns at walmart.com. Some of the caskets are prices as low as $999 and ship within 48-hours. It is a shame when a family won't pay the full $1,00o when a loved one dies.
Wal-Mart, of course, sells everything on line and has the second most visited e-commerce site in the country, so caskets and urns are just an extension of making walmart.com the internet destination for all shopping. And some of the products are pretty attractive. Who could pass up the "Pieta and Last Supper Steel Casket" for only $1,599 or the "Dad Remembered Steel Casket" for $995? Does that come with free shipping?

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Gotta love the free enterprise system!

They should have the display at the front door. Most of those greeters look like potential customers.

This will hurt an already hurting Funeral Home business.

It won't be long until Wal-Mart is in the business of selling burial plots.

Your beloved one buried in the foundation and his name on a piece of floor tile. For $50 extra you get to pick the department.
Or for the cheapies, somewhere in the parking lot. You can look for grandpa while you're trying to find your car.

Sop when You get fat from WalMart shopping and You die Your loved ones can now go online to WalMarts to buy You an el cheapo casket since You got fat and died from walmarts anyways. Boy something sure is nasty about all of this.

Larry
laterz for realz.

Cash and carry...

$999.00 for a box you're going to throw away???

They've also gotten into the cell phone business - some very good deals I might add.

I'm being cremated - save your money.

I got matches. Let me know.

"I'm being cremated - save your money.
#10 | Posted by nanc"

I feel sorry for that fire.

It is a shame when a family won't pay the full $1,00o when a loved one dies.

It's a SHAM that the cost of putting someone in the fucking dirt is astronomical.

hooray walmart.

Do they have a pine box model?

:+( Cremation

I'm actually waiting for Tupper Ware to create a coffin.

Air tight lids....and don't forget to burp them for extra fresheness!!!

I'm actually waiting for Tupper Ware to create a coffin.

Air tight lids....and don't forget to burp them for extra fresheness!!!

Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-29 02:19 PM | Reply

All You have to do is put an airlock on the bottom near Your feet with a single couch(Single lid meaning a single gasketted seal) and stick Your ass in the casket suck the air out and the valve would close leaving You in a vacuum tight sealed casket. You don't need tupper ware.

Larry

Or how about giant Food Saver bags??

We can just suck the air out of them, keeping us lasting longer!! 3 times longer in fact!!

I dunno Lisa I want a soal powered laptop in My casket with lights and a model train up above so Kids can stop by and be ammused while the old foggies visit their dearly departed.

Larry

I think You are in trouble if You use bags just in case water seaps into the burial vault.

Larry...food saver bags don't leak...ever. You heat seal them shut.

Well, at least this won't have a negative impact at the return counter.

I know WalMart has a pretty good return policy, but could you see some guy pulling up to the service counter with a casket on a flat bed cart?

"Um, I'd like to return this."

"Sir, was it used?"

"Only once."

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