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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Time to dump your bong water in case the feds show up at your door: According to a split decision by the Minnesota Supreme Court, a person in possession of more than 25 grams of bong water that contains a controlled substance can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime. a narcotics officer testified that users will sometimes save the bong water and drink it later. "We just puked a little," writes Emily Kaiser of the City Pages weekly.

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I wonder if anybody's tried some Red Bull in their bong yet. Jaded minds want to know.

Bong water is an illegal drug? What? Even if it could get you high, bong water is about as appealing of a drug as jenkem.

I could see someone classifying it as hazardous waste, though.

I wonder if anybody's tried some Red Bull in their bong yet. Jaded minds want to know.

Sounds expensive if you plan on changing your bong water regularly (highly recommended). Try some cheap dessert wine instead.

That's actually a hookah trick, but it would work with a bong too. There's nothing like smoking apple tobacco from a bowl made of an apple with a mixture of bottom-shelf port and sprite in the bottom of your hookah. Except maybe not having lung cancer...

Bong water is fucking gross. Stinks too.

I never got the allure of bongs I preferred a simple joint rolled with flax paper and occasionally a nice little stainless steel pipe made from small plumbing fittings with a stash of spare weed in the stem

I prefer walnut.

I guess they would know, as they must have consumed mad amounts of bong hits before rendering this decision.

Try some cheap dessert wine instead.
#3 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-10-24 10:55 AM | Reply | Flag

Wrong, unless you plan on drinking the bong wine. THC is not water soluable
But it is alcohol soluable, meaning it will trap some of the THC in the wine(or whatever alcohol).

Just change the water folks. It's easy.

a narcotics officer testified that users will sometimes save the bong water and drink it later.


I don't know anyone that ever got that high. This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things a court has ever ruled on and their stupidest ruling.

How would you get high off drinking bong water? You would puke it all up.

Now straining the bong water through a coffee filter and smoking the remains well that is a different issue and would probably taste nasty but I imagine would get you high.

We dared a guy to drink it and he did and then he threw up.

"a narcotics officer testified that users will sometimes save the bong water and drink it later."

This narcotics officer is a f'ing liar. Nobody does that to get high. Maybe as a dare.... maybe.

BTW, somebody took a gamble on me and decided I didn't look like a cop this week.

Now straining the bong water through a coffee filter and smoking the remains well that is a different issue and would probably taste nasty but I imagine would get you high.
#10 | Posted by TaoWarrior

I've never been that desperate.

Me either Hag Me either. I have smoked some nasty dirt weed in my day but I have never even been tempted. In fact it would never have occured to me had someone not told me they had done it same person advised against it unless super desperate.

This case was based on some meth heads that were bonging that crap. Since THC isn't water soluble, I'd be curious to see if this carries over. It certainly reinforces the notion that you should change your water frequently.

Hot water's the way to go, btw. It dissolves out more crap than cold water and you get the extra humidity which makes it all less harsh.

Or, so I've heard.

"Hot water's the way to go, btw."

The heat and humidity actually make it harder for me.

I liked ice water best.

*bong retired

A little peppermint schnapps at the bottom and powder snow in the tube.

I miss Tahoe.

I love the smell of bong water in the morning...

a narcotics officer testified that users will sometimes save the bong water and drink it later.

I don't know anyone that ever got that high. This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things a court has ever ruled on and their stupidest ruling.

#9 | POSTED BY KANREI AT 2009-10-25 01:56 PM


So true.

It's hyperbole like that that made the DARE program ineffectual, and filled our prisons so that we now incarcerate a larger % of our population than commie China.

"a narcotics officer testified"

Well there goes the case.

I had 5 gallons of wine in a giant bong while in high school. The cops couldn't pick it up.

This story is just so off the wall, a "narcotics officer" says that people actually drink bong water. The stuff is puke city.

I remember a guy once who liked to put rubbing alcohol in his bong, he ended up in the big house.

The sheer stupidity of this is that nobody drinks bong water to get high.

Wait a minute, I forgot about these guys........

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Cross minnesota off as a potential place to live.

Wait. It never was on the list.

Tell me when the nanny-facation of the usa is over.

Kliff,

If you've never tried a lutefisk taco, you haven't lived. Don't be so hasty to cross off ol' Minn.

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Drinking bong water?

Ugh!!


Haha ok.

The narcotics officer should have been charged with perjury.

Goddamned kids! Here's how it works:

Never use drug paraphernalia if you can avoid it. Learn to roll a joint, for crissakes. If you are damaged in some way, and cannot roll a joint, then use disposable drug tools or acquire a taste for eating pot.

Get high before you leave home. A good buzz will last for a few hours.

If you insist on getting high away from home, never carry more dope than you want to explain to a cop. If you eat the pot, there's no tell-tale smoke to get you busted. Also, while it takes longer to get off eating pot, the buzz lasts a lot longer.

You're welcome.

word to the wise

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I saw Steve-O chug down bong water on the documentary of his drug use. That wasn't even close to the craziest thing he did, but it was disgusting to watch.

How about concert air? I think there's a few municipal arenas could be considered drug dens.

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