Obama hasn't decided yet how many troops (if any) to send to Afghanistan. He is occupying his time with more important things, like attacking Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.

Obama is the Commander-in-Chief of the nation, not the Editor-in-Chief. Where do hell does this arrogant guy get off deciding who is and who isn't a journalist anyway?

Obamas foot, meet bullet.

"approved news sources"

You lefty idiots laugh when I compare him to Stalin.

You fuckn STUDENTS

BREAKING NEWS!

Congress has decided to cut its pay by 50%!

Developing!

Have you guys ever noticed how much Chip Carey says "fisted" during his MLB broadcasts?

Sharpton never learns...

A troubled young woman whom the Rev. Al Sharpton championed as a victim of a horrific, racially motivated sexual assault now says she fabricated the incident -- despite the fact that all of her alleged attackers pleaded guilty and are serving jail time.

Megan Williams, who is black, wasn't kidnapped and tortured in a West Virginia trailer at the hands of white attackers -- but lied because she wanted to get back at a boyfriend who'd beaten her, her lawyer, Byron Potts, said.

Obama hasn't decided yet how many troops (if any) to send to Afghanistan.

Why more troops? We won the afghan war back in 2005.

The Right

Member- when Bush made his decision on afghan and Iraq troop levels (too few) what was your position?

reality and the right....

And wissy-there's a whole thread on Williams and the confessions and physical evidence supporting the guilty pleas. Or can't you stop obsessing about Sharpton, you old mandingo lover?

Bush. Do you have any other material, Northguy or is that about all that fits in your pea sized brain?

"Where do hell does this arrogant guy get off deciding who is and who isn't a journalist anyway?"

He's not only the President, he is also an American citizen and, as such, he has freedom of speech. He can express his opinion about anything he chooses to express it on. Faux News can express theirs and they do. You don't hear us libs saying, "who does that Fox News think they are saying....."
No one is trying to silence Fox, just expressing opinions about what they have to say.

Why does NorthChick love Sharpton so much? Is he Celesary's alter ego?

#9 | Posted by danni at 2009-10-22 12:16 PM

Cover up, your hypocrisy is showing.

He gets his blacks mixed up.

Hey Danni, how about that Glen Beck, did you get him off the air yet or is he more popular now thatn ever? How did your sponsor boycott work out, lol!

"But former Logan County prosecutor Brian Abraham, who was in charge of the case, said no one ever went to jail because of Williams' statements."

Reading, it's fundamental.

"You dont hear us libs saying "who does this Fox News think they are saying..." Danni
This is such a rediculous comment by Danni that there can be no comment. Once again Danni, there is a preview comment feature on this sight.

So what happened to all those stories about the left being angry at Obama for not being tought enought? Interesting how now everyone is focussing on Fox News. A nice bone for the left I think.

"He[Obama]can express his opinion about anything he chooses to express it on"

Well he sure looks like a fool expressing his extrememely tainted opinion about Fox News instead of his opinion about Afghanistan or the soaring unemployment numbers.

Keep it up, Oh Chosen One.

as in

ONE AND DONE.

Jeff Gannon's idiot girlfriend will be good material 50 years from now, as there will likely not be any better any time soon.

Reading, it's fundamental.

#14 | Posted by danni at 2009-10-22 12:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

LOL, I think poster #6 "got left behind"...s'why he seems to be so angry angry all the time at things he doesn't seem to fully comprehend.

Hey Corky, how about Hillary commenting how fair Fox News was to her?

Forget the fact that the new jobless claims is the biggest increase since 1983. Just remember the recession is over....or so the Obama run media tells us.

What's hilarious are these Repubes who didn't question Bush for 8 years of going backwards in Afghanistan, but can't wait for that country to get it's gov elected before we decide whether they are fit to defend.

The Left's source of facts, Media Matters, now admits they were wrong and that Rush never made those racist comments.

Jeff Gannon's idiot girlfriend will be good material 50 years from now.

I will surely still find time to laugh at Montecore if he's still posting at this site for that long.

The Democrat run "Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel Criticizes Informant in Huge Corruption Scandal"

"There is currently a huge corruption scandal involving public officials in Broward County Florida that is being investigated by the FBI. The local Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel newspaper, which has been dragging its feet until recently on reporting this scandal, has finally gotten around to criticizing someone involved in the scandal investigation...the informant who helped break the case."

I wonder if Sharpton is going to demand that Williams be charged with a hate crime for sending 6 innocent people to jail.

Despite the lowest level of housing starts in 64 years, the US housing market is flooded with unsold homes, and financial institutions have a huge and rising inventory of foreclosed homes not yet on the market.

Industrial production has collapsed to the level of 1999, wiping out a decade of growth in industrial output.

The enormous bank reserves created by the Federal Reserve are not finding their way into the economy. Instead, the banks are hoarding the reserves as insurance against the fraudulent derivatives that they purchased from the gangster Wall Street investment banks.

The regulatory agencies have been corrupted by private interests. Frontline reports that Alan Greenspan, Robert Rubin, and Larry Summers blocked Brooksley Born, the head of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission from regulating derivatives. President Obama rewarded Larry Summers for his idiocy by appointing him Director of the National Economic Council. What this means is that profits for Wall Street will continue to be leeched from the diminishing blood supply of the American economy.

An unmistakable sign of third world despotism is a police force that sees the pubic as the enemy. Thanks to the federal government, our local police forces are now militarized and imbued with hostile attitudes toward the public.

Americans have no greater enemy than their own government. Washington is controlled by interest groups that enrich themselves at the expense of the American people. The one percent that comprise the superrich are laughing as they say, "let them eat cake."

Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan administration

#26 | Posted by fishpaw

Can't Obama bring us all together on this issue?

LOL, I think poster #6 "got left behind"...s'why he seems to be so angry angry all the time at things he doesn't seem to fully comprehend.

#19 | Posted by panchovilla

What's the matter Pantso? The Messiah not living up to your Candian Standards? Why should I be angry? Do you think I want a bigger Goverment?

Hey Corky, how about Hillary commenting how fair Fox News was to her?

#20 | Posted by member2586

STFU, Member. Corky is no longer smitten with her. He's fallen for The One.

"Men who voted for Republican John McCain in last year's US presidential election saw their testosterone levels fall significantly when they learned he had lost to Barack Obama, a study showed Thursday.

Polosi says she has the 218 votes she needs for a house health care bill...developing.

Polosi says...

#32 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2009-10-22 01:20 PM |

I can't wait to hear what Read has to say...

-No wonder all the righties here have become crybaby pussies.

It does explain a lot.

Jeffj, Wissy, and RisW has been on the rag ever since.

Toronto is a lot like NYC except for the smell of piss.

Sarah Palin for president in 2012!!

Barack Obama's election to the presidency breathed new life into Republican shtick.

Republican shtick is built on the foundation of convincing white America that the country our forefathers stole from Native Americans is being stolen by blacks and Mexicans.

Jeffj, Wissy, and RisW has been on the rag ever since.

#35 | Posted by Corky

Your Predident is failing at every turn and I'm on the rag? Hey Cork, FYI, I'm a Conservative.

"Barack The Magic Negro" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard on radio. It's not racist. It's genius.

President. Fucking Blackberry Storm keyboard.

I love when B-rock goes all native when speaking to blacks.
I don't know if he or Hill did it first, but it's still funny.

Perhaps they both stole the whole "talk like an uneducated africanus americanus" in front of blacks, from Oprah?

Either way, it's classic.

Now it's time for everyone's lesson for the day:

"Chitsu" means "vagina" in Japan. Contrary to popular belief, they aren't horizontal over there.
I know Danni, I was disappointed as well.

Groper-the levels in righties fell precipitously within 40 minutes of the announcement. Instant pussification if you will.

-Your Predident is failing at every turn

About to pass a health care Bill that presidents have tried to pass for 60 years, passed a stimulus package that saved the country from the worst (Republican) economic downturn since the GD, has the world eating out of his hand, has Iran at the negotiating table (allowing inspectors, shipping out uranium), and has Republic Party ID down to 20 percent..... and he only has 7 more years to go.

Hey Cork, FYI, I'm a Conservative.

Translation: Another loyal Republican in drag. It's like when Nixon resigned, nobody could find anybody who ever voted for him.

#46 Crackbaby

#46 | Posted by Corky

If that ain't shinin' a chunk o' shit,

I dont know what is.

"Obama Suffers Worst 3rd Quarter Drop in Approval Since 1953"

"Barack Obama has suffered the worst third quarter decline in his public approval rating of any elected president in the post-World War II era."

-If that ain't shinin' a chunk o' shit,

I dont know what is.

Everytime you get a bikini wax would be the same thing.

Translation: Another loyal Republican in drag. It's like when Nixon resigned, nobody could find anybody who ever voted for him.

There are more RINOs than Rethugs these days, eh?

Republicans in Congress: have a look at this parody I-Phone Republican Party.

About the same as the number of Progressives rose and the number of Liberals sank after Dukakis lost to Bush. The word "liberal" used to be an insult meaning weak. Now "Republican" is an insult meaning "Lemming."

After Obama and his staff have gone after Beck and the loony left wants to see his demise "Glenn Beck not taking any chances" and has hired an armed bodyguard "-- even to the men's room -- by a bodyguard with a gun partially concealed under his jacket."

Sarah Palin for president in 2012!!

Jesus, one can only hope.

Everytime you get a bikini wax would be the same thing.

#51 | Posted by Corky

Hey speaking of that

Guys - here is how you get your woman to shave herself bald - down there.

It really came to me suddenly and it's quite simple -

tell her it makes her look thinner.

It doesn't make sense - but it doesn't have to.

just say it makes her "look skinny" for some reason.

by a bodyguard with a gun partially concealed under his jacket

He's unarmed, just really happy to have the job.

has hired an armed bodyguard "-- even to the men's room

Is it Larry Craig?

No, Larry Craig has opened a day care.

Here's a joke my husband told me:

Why did the cowboy buy a Dachsaund?

Because he was told to "get a long little doggie".

So stupid I had to laugh.

And yes...he IS a cowboy!!

lol

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

I am NOT falling for that Kan!!!

-just say it makes her "look skinny" for some reason.

I'd say you have a future in politics.....

if you get tired of the GOP pig floating bidness.

=D

OK, why did the blonde get fired from the "M&M" company?

She threw away everyone she saw mis-marked with a "W".

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

Posted by kanrei at 2009-10-22 02:03 PM | Reply

give her a book. how do you keep a blonde in suspense for life?? give her a library.

I already heard that one too!! LOL

I've been blonde my whole life Kan, what makes you think there's a blonde joke I haven't heard????

"Glenn Beck not taking any chances" and has hired an armed bodyguard "-- even to the men's room -- by a bodyguard
#55 | Posted by KBM

Umm, he ain't going in there to guard Glenda, KBM. Two righties in a public washroom ain't nothing but a teabagging orgy.

#68 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-10-22 02:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Feels like 3rd Wheel

Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.

Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?
A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of her.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...

And these people want to run health care:

"Four-Year Old Buys House With Federal Money"

"There are possibly hundreds of millions of dollars that have been paid to taxpayers who are not entitled to the credit"

what makes you think there's a blonde joke I haven't heard????

Do you know why there are no blonde terrorists?

Every time one is told to blow up a car, she burns her lips on the tailpipe.

LOL Corky

You're such a little helper!!!

LOL

"ACORN Asking Laid Off Workers to Defraud Government"

"ACORN is asking workers it is laying off to continue working at ACORN as "volunteers" but to apply to the government for unemployment benefits."

"Do you know why there are no blonde terrorists?

Every time one is told to blow up a car, she burns her lips on the tailpipe."

HA!!!

I'm not that blonde obviously.

I use a tire pump!!

#75 | Posted by Lisa

But is it one you ever heard....wait, you are blonde. Is it one you remember?

"But is it one you ever heard....wait, you are blonde. Is it one you remember?"

Wait...remembering isn't a blonde thing it's an old timers thing and should have been on the other thread.

But no, I didn't hear that one before.

However...the tailpipe wouldn't be hot unless the car was running.

See....I told ya, not so blonde after all.

Well....I did pile drive my skull through the stair railing today. Does that count?

where's everybody's favorite babbler?

Geesh, CJK..we're having fun.

Why would you want HIM here??

I did pile drive my skull through the stair railing today. Does that count?

Only if there is no video. Otherwise, you took a hit for entertainment.

"Only if there is no video. Otherwise, you took a hit for entertainment."

Nope. No video. And I was alone. No one saw me do it.

It took two hours to stop bleeding..lol.

Mission Statement

The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) aims to organize a majority consituency of low- to moderate-income people across the United States. The members of ACORN take on issues of relevance to their communities, whether those issues are discrimination, affordable housing, a quality education, or better public services. ACORN believes that low- to moderate-income people are the best advocates for their communities, and so ACORN's low- to moderate-income members act as leaders, spokespeople, and decision-makers within the organization.

Ouch, sorry Lisa. Head wounds bleed worse than any other part of the body. I hit my head once and it looked like I struck oil from the spray and it was just a tiny puncture.

Translation: Another loyal Republican in drag. It's like when Nixon resigned, nobody could find anybody who ever voted for him.

#47 | Posted by northguy3

I voted for Bush twice. Stick that in your clam, Sally.

I voted for Bush twice. Stick that in your clam, Sally.

#84 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-10-22 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag:In the same election

In the same election

#85 | Posted by kanrei

So?

I know Kan...they bleed forever. I won't even look at the gash yet. I just put my hair up in a pony tail.

A few years ago when I was painting a customers house I did the same thing...but with an antler hat rack.

It sucks being short sometimes...lol.

Don't "so" me when I have no response damnit! That is not a nice thing to do.

-I voted for Bush twice.

Has since had his licence to vote revoked for misuse.

It ends tonight in Annaheim.

( Where's HagCel ??? )

Has since had his licence to vote revoked for misuse.

#89 | Posted by Corky

Nice comeback, Frank.

LOL Kan

Hard to come back with a good one huh?

Don't "so" me when I have no response damnit! That is not a nice thing to do.

#88 | Posted by kanrei

What could I do? Not Vote while I was upnorth at the cabin? Not my fault a utilty bill is all that's required.

-Nice comeback, Frank.

I'm tempted flag that with a character assasination flag.

Corky's been enjoying the balmy Naples weather

Miami weather is kicking ass right now. 78 with a breeze; little humitity. Heaven on Earth (if Heaven offered S.A.P.)

I'm surprised you would dig into your personal photos, 8Doper.

Jeff Gannon will be jealous he missed your last Bear Run.

It's gorgeous here, too.

Not 78, around 68 but still beautiful!!

We get the 60's in January. Feb and March are the absolute best for weather down here.

Is that a cell phone necklace that dude is wearing?

What the fuck? Too lazy to reach in the ol' pocket and fetch it?
Is that common-place, or is this guy an innovator?

We get single digits those months.

lol

But, nice weather to snuggle up with your honey!!

It's 43 and raining cats and danni's here.

We suffer in August and September for this time of year.

If I want "News", I don't watch Fox or MSNBC's opinion shows. I don't watch the Daily Show for news either.
And, the White House is helping out Fox, Limbaugh, Beck with this classic radio war. I'll bet those right-wing hacks are seeing lots of new listeners and viewers because the White House is bashing them.

#102 | Posted by wisgod

Fortunately, the Cheesehat is waterproof and googles have wipers on them.

Global Warming has been very very good to the North Coast!

I am just looking forward to realistic energy bills. 250 in the summer, 88 in the winter.

#104

maybe, but i'm still not watching them

maybe the few that are already rightwingers but don't watch them.

i doubt any leftwingers or moderates are all of a sudden glen bitch's fan.

Fortunately, the Cheesehat is waterproof and googles have wipers on them.

#105 | Posted by Corky

Your just jealous your scooter doesn't have wipers.

i doubt any leftwingers or moderates are all of a sudden glen bitch's fan.

They're probably not getting that many new listeners/viewers, but all of those teabagging fanatics in the audience may be motivated to go harass their representatives more frequently.

"Global Warming has been very very good to the North Coast!"

If global warming increases cannabis yields I am like, sooooo in favor of it.

--Nullifidian

We have a "global Temp war" going on. It used to be "Global Cooling," but the Northerners got freaked out at the thought of colder winters and began wasting CO2, leading to Global Warming, but now us Southerners are fighting back! We may have lost the War of Northern Aggression, but we will not lose the War of Northern Defrosting.

A burn a 20lb. bag of Kingsford Charcoal every day just to be a dick.

A burn a 20lb. bag of Kingsford Charcoal every day just to be a dick.

#113 | Posted by wisgod

Damn, Wis, don't you produce enough hot air with your posts?

Pipe down and have some Doritos.

"Pipe down and have some Doritos."

I have a pipe but no Doritos.

I have a pipe but no Doritos.

#116 | Posted by nullifidian

Good one. Nice to see a lib with a sense of humor. Maybe you could share with Cork.

It looks like Crapistan's lone dung powered generator must be down today.
I'd hazard a guess of a dung shortage over there, but let's face it, the place is covered in it.

I voted for Bush twice.

#84 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-10-22 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag: But I'm not a Republican!

In the same vein as Larry Craig not being gay.

Translation: Another loyal Republican in drag. It's like when Nixon resigned, nobody could find anybody who ever voted for him.

#47 | Posted by northguy3

I've never been a Republican though when I was young and naive I was a Democrat. That said despite a fine man named Harry Browne as the Libertarian candidate in 2000 I voted for Bush given the nauseating alternative and given the same circumstances again I'd still vote for Bush.

0bama's lasting legacy will be to make Geo W Bush's Presidency shine like a beacon of hope and he's off to great start.

Tell me, has anyone ever cried so much like a little beyotch as Corky has about Rogers dumping him once for being nasty and hurtful towards myself, and behaving like a total jackass in the process? I've never even seen Monte or Nullifidiot get so upset. Can we all just have a group Corkhug and say, "That'll do Corky, that'll do.."

#84 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-10-22 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag: But I'm not a Republican!

In the same vein as Larry Craig not being gay.

#119 | Posted by northguy3

What the hell is with you? You poor bastard can't even muster a decent insult. Calling somebody gay is the best you can do? You make FrankF2.5 look like a stand up comic at a SRO Comedy Club.

I found BB some volunteer work:

Strong (6.2) earthquake strikes Afghanistan AND Pakistan in remote area:

Anybody seen tosser today?

#124 | Posted by nanc

He was last seen having lunch at the Dog & Suds.
www.dog-n-suds.com

#125 | Posted by wisgod

Personally I'd prefer wild horse meat but I make do with authentic Chinese food until they get rid of that ridiculous wild horse protection thingy

Personally I'd prefer wild horse meat..

It's actually not that bad once you get over that weird color

...and the urge to count by stamping your leg.

"Fortunately, the Cheesehat is waterproof and googles have wipers on them."

Hey..watch it with the cheese stuff, Corkster!! : p

Hey...where's my Whip It thread?????

Rcade??

Why did you take down my thread off the back page?

Hey...where's my Whip It thread?????

#130 | Posted by Lisa

Anti-male threads are not tolerated on the DR which although not promoted as such is proudly a male oriented domain

Still waiting for that pastrami on rye sweetheart

"Whip"

There was a girl in high school we called Miracle Whip.

Would lisa be laughing if I posted a thread about beating women who misbehaved?

There was a girl in high school we called Miracle Whip.

There was one in our HS who liked to be covered with mayonaisse.

Rcade??

Why did you take down my thread off the back page?

Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-22 05:31 PM | Reply

Ummmmmmmmmmm try the second page of the back page. See You scroll down to the bottom and it has read older entries or some such shit. It's almost half way in the middle. He didn't pull it.

Larry

Ummmmmmmmmmm try the second page of the back page. See You scroll down to the bottom and it has read older entries or some such shit. It's almost half way in the middle. He didn't pull it.

#136 | Posted by LarryMohr

You do realize that she's a blonde don't you? Crap it could be years before I get that pastrami on rye unless rcade stumbles upon her while doing routine site maintenance

Damnit Larry!!!

I'm tempted flag that with a character assasination flag.

Posted by Corky at 2009-10-22 02:32 PM | Reply Flag: BROKE INTO COOKING SHERRY EARLIER THAN USUAL.

If you don't watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you should. Tonight's episode was awesome. Riot punch, it's 1 blue kool aid pack the rest grain alcohol. The perfect riot beverage.

ONE AND DONE.

#17 | Posted by 8roper at 2009

if you are going to steal my stuff get it right

ONENDONE!!!!

see in texas, we combine these things together...gets the job done quicker.

for bee ell two - a BRILLIANT piece of editing:

thanks nanc
but IM in a real quandry and maybe you can help

so what is it called when someone is in love with someone who died at the age of 90 in the 70's.,
I have been watching old movies, specifically jimmy stewart movies since I just finished his BIO

jean arthur...oh man...no wonder the leading men all fell in love with her.

sexy and wholesome with a funny voice that wasnt silly like judy holliday and others like that.

hmmmmmmmmmm hey ...that could be a movie in itself.
I go to sleep with her on the tv and I wake up back stage while she is working

hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is what happens when you hire an inexperienced ass monkey Chicago style thug to be president:

A White House effort to undermine conservative critics is generating a backlash on Capitol Hill and not just from Republicans.

"It's a mistake," said Rep. Jason Altmire, a moderate Democrat from western Pennsylvania. "I think it's beneath the White House to get into a tit for tat with news organizations."

Altmire was talking about the Obama administration's efforts to undercut Fox News. But he said his remarks applied just the same to White House efforts to marginalize the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, a powerful business lobby targeted for its opposition to climate change legislation.

"There's no reason to gratuitously piss off all those companies," added another Democrat, Rep. Jim Moran of Virginia. "The Chamber isn't an opponent."

#143 | Posted by afkabl2 - necrophilia DOES NOT become you! But then again, I've always gauged the looks of the men in my life by how Yul Brynner looked! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!