I forgot what I was going to say.

Too late. And were are my slippers!
Sincerly, Oldwhiskeywhatever

Maybe there is hope yet for Zatoichi

#3 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-10-19 09:04 PM | Reply | Flag: missed her period

#4 | Posted by Zorg_the_Vogon at 2009-10-19 09:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Picked his login name upon reaching the third stage of this horrible disease.

I can totally buy this. From personal experience, I've seen it happen.

SHIT! just me forgetting what i was going to say. again.

Have another old millwakee and pleasure a block of cheddar wissie...

What with the new churchlady moderation policy and all.

Well obviously the DR doesn't cure the propensity of a certain Cheesehead to have Blonde Moments 24/7

Where the heck is Lisa anyways?

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-10-20 08:14 AM

Welcome back, Gimme. Are you going to try and be a good boy now -- at least for awhile? lol

Have another old millwakee and pleasure a block of cheddar wissie...

What with the new churchlady moderation policy and all.

#8 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

LOL. Look who's having a lucid moment.

WHAT?

did someone say something?

Where the hell did I put my keyboard?

My deceased grandfather got a computer in his 80s to do two things: Check his portfolio and surf porn.

I visited him several times in his final few years. Each time he complained of a slowing computer. So I'd look into the temp files, history, etc. He must have been like a kid in a candy store. Go Granddad!

Hey, a brand new excuse for ignoring the world and just blogging. "I'm treating my Alzheimers."

My deceased grandfather got a computer in his 80s...

Had to be a good trick for him to surf for porn after he died.....

STFU, frank.

I'll treat children, friends, family, dogs & cats...
But I REFUSE to "treat" Alzheimer's-especially around Halloween-I will be rude to it-obnoxious, even...abusive-anything to keep it from coming around.

That said-those that HAVE Alzheimer's-deserve to be treated with respect and dignity-and I hope like hell they find a good way to treat for it BEFORE I get it!

You're the least funny retard I've ever come across. Normally I point and laugh at those goofy fuckers, but you're just pathetically unfunny.

Well, FRANK, either way you're stiff...

If you got it, at least you wouldn't remember you had a needle dick, needle dick.

Funny thing with my grandfather, he'd had some nasty prostate issues - he'd been castrated. So he could look, but he couldn't 'touch.' His equipment was missing.

He had an adolescent boy's dream stash of Playboys I happened onto on one visit. And his computer's browsing was interesting, to say the least. Old horn dog...

Go bite at someone else's ankles-hairbrain.

#21 | Posted by wissywussy at 2009-10-20 03:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Fantasizes about others' penises....

Well, FRANK, either way you're stiff...

#20 | Posted by OohRah

Very true....(also very funny!)

#21 | Posted by wissywussy at 2009-10-20 03:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Fantasizes about others' penises....

#24 | Posted by frankf2.5

So does your wife.

And it cures aflac's ED every time there's a Palin posting. 101 needs a Dick Cheney mention to get the blood flowing.

#10 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-10-20 09:06 AM | Reply | Flag: Jealous of Lisa

"That which you mock, you become"

Ha! The article says nothing about Alzheimer's. I just wrote that headline to see what RCade would do with it and because I thought it was funny to overstate the case. It IS very, very cool that fiddling around with a 'puter will stimulate the minds of old people. Television is stultifying and reading takes good eyesight and concentration. Old people nowadays are lucky to have this option to find interesting things on the vastness of the internet. They might look up a lot of material about places they have lived in former years - it seems to me that would be an especially stimulating topic. Now I'm waiting to see if the DR will get some cantankerous old coots to come here and try to straighten out some of the misbehavior they will find, or give us some wild rants. Come on Gramps!

(Please forgive me for the misleading headline).

"Well obviously the DR doesn't cure the propensity of a certain Cheesehead to have Blonde Moments 24/7"

Hey, I have given many people "laugh till they cry " jags over my stupid blonde moments.

It's my way of helping people realize they could have it so much worse than they do...they could be saying stupid stuff like I have.

Although I don't think I've ever said anything as dumb as JeffJ and the butt thing! That's Drudge Classic, right there!

"Where the heck is Lisa anyways?"

What's it to ya??

And BTW...what have YOU done to help your fellow man lately??

"Flag: Jealous of Lisa"

Pfffftttt....she has nothing to be jealous of.

Trust me!

"Flag: Jealous of Lisa"

Pfffftttt....she has nothing to be jealous of.

Trust me!

#33 | Posted by Lisa

The only people who get jealous when I'm the object of someone's post are Larry and rcade they pine for me 24/7

#34 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-10-20 10:41 PM | Reply | Flag: Thinks his being beaten with a trunk from a young pine tree is someone "pining" for him....

#34 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-10-20 10:41 PM | Reply | Flag: Thinks his being beaten with a trunk from a young pine tree is someone "pining" for him....

#35 | Posted by frankf55

Wow that was a good one who wrote it for you mOntecOre?

""Thinks his being beaten with a trunk from a young pine tree is someone "pining" for him....""

"Wow that was a good one who wrote it for you mOntecOre?" - GIMME

Nope. It was Beldar Conehead.

*** Drudge Retort Cures Alzheimer's ***

....does a better job of attracting it.....

And BTW...what have YOU done to help your fellow man lately??

#32 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-10

you can always sign up to be an OBAMADRONE...
you DO have the glazed over eyes for it..
oops...sorry that was from your 'younger' days...if you can remember that far back

"Wow that was a good one who wrote it for you mOntecOre?
#36 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

STFU dickface.

"you can always sign up to be an OBAMADRONE..."

As opposed to you being a republidrone???

Furthermore, where have I stated that I am in such support of him???

"you DO have the glazed over eyes for it.."

Those are the eyes of women you have had to dope up to be with you....you are confused.

"oops...sorry that was from your 'younger' days...if you can remember that far back"

How old are you??

"Wow that was a good one who wrote it for you mOntecOre?
#36 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

STFU dickface.

#40 | Posted by mOntecOre

Geez it was meant as a compliment I for one can appreciate your rudeness

Oops I guess that blows any chance I still had for a sterno lit romantic roadkill dinner with a certain unnamed Californicate Episcopalian spinster

I forgot what I was gonna say

"Geez it was meant as a compliment I for one can appreciate your rudeness.

#42 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

So was mine, Gimme!