She's still a Kennedy, thus above the law.

what rir said.

So maybe Kennedy's should just make better use of their money and pay someone to do their driving for them?

I thought she was a Schwarzenegger? I heard Arnold used weed and steroids and is a serial molester, but if you overstuffed bags of douche wanna play 'hate on the Kenedy's' please dont let anybody stop you.

Once a Kennedy, always a Kennedy. And Ahnold is just another tax-raising, big government RINO anyhow. Rules don't apply to him either, even the ones he helped write.

And by the way, I've never heard the name "Maria Schwarzenegger". Can't blame her, though. Makes it a lot harder to sign checks.

but if you overstuffed bags of douche wanna play 'hate on the Kenedy's' please dont let anybody stop you.
#4 | Posted by oldandsour

Lighten TF up, whiskey.

but if you overstuffed bags of douche wanna play 'hate on the Kenedy's' please dont let anybody stop you.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour

Who the hell pissed in your highball?

From now on she will have to put the phone on vibrate and stuff it in her crotch while Ahnold puts her on speed dial.

I had a girlfriend who liked doing that. I'd call her at work and she had it stuck up her hoohaw set on vibrate.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger promised "swift action"

She probably received a good spanking. Maria immediately got into her car and started making another phone call.

So maybe Kennedy's should just make better use of their money and pay someone to do their driving for them?

Exactly. I was shocked to learn that there was a Kennedy with a driver's license.

Driving
Flying
Skiing
riding in the back of a car

none of it works out very well.

She probably received a good spanking.

uh oh.... my thoughts exactly!

did yours involve fur lined handcuffs and ropes?

did yours involve fur lined handcuffs and ropes?

I just kept seeing those cherry red butt cheeks.

Exactly. I was shocked to learn that there was a Kennedy with a driver's license.

Posted by eberly

I think Joan has an occupational permit to work at the Liquor Store.

I just kept seeing those cherry red butt cheeks.

#13 | Posted by goatman

that's it... going home to the wifey now!

that's it... going home to the wifey now!

#15 | Posted by donnerboy

Then what? Do her boyfriend?

I just kept seeing those cherry red butt cheeks.

Interesting.

--JeffJ

Hello! Good one null. That Legend needs to be kept alive.

All kidding aside, wouldn't she worry about bucket cancer considering Ted Kennedy just checked out?

Wealthy people don't really pay taxes.

They rig the system so that they can write it off on charity balls(influence peddling), to stay wealthy.

How is she a Kennedy again? Yes, I know the bloodline and her mother's maiden name is Kennedy, but that hardly makes her a 'Kennedy'.

No more then my mothers maiden name of Spencer makes me a Spencer.

Her Grandpa is Ted John and Bobby Kennedy's Dad.

I had a girlfriend who liked doing that. I'd call her at work and she had it stuck up her hoohaw set on vibrate.

Her Grandpa is Ted John and Bobby Kennedy's Dad.

#22 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-10-15 12:33 AM | Reply | Flag:

Right. Like I said, I understand the bloodline. That still doesn't make her a Kennedy. She's a 'Shriver'.

Commonsense,
You are a Spencer,Honor your mother for christ's sake

"She's still a Kennedy, thus above the law.

#1 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-10-14 09:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

what rir said.

#2 | Posted by nanc "

You two alcoholic Jesus freaks looking for the death penalty on this one?

"She's still a Kennedy, thus above the law.

#1 | Posted by rightisright

No, she is a celebrity of sorts and this she is more likely to be the focus of stuff like this than yer average person.

Talking and, especially, texting while driving a vehicle are certainly to be avoided especially if one doesn't have a voice activated hands free arrangement.

So wag o' the finger to Maria Shriver fer setting a bad example here.

Obligatory joke time.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarteneggar in the first place?

Trying to breed bullet proof Kennedies!

* ducks *

/Luff, Luff, LUFF that joke.

How did this turn into a spanking, mink-lined cuffs and such thread, btw?

/Inspired by Maria? S'rsly?
//Cos she's like skeletor with tits.
///No disrespect.

Be Well.

I heard that joke a long time ago. IT is a good one.

Speaking of dead kennedy jokes, have you ever seen this picture, spud? My son had to tell me what the symbol on the back wall was. That made it all the more funny.

Here it is again in case the other one didn't come through. It took forever on my browser

HuH?

Speaking of dead kennedy jokes, have you ever seen this picture, spud? My son had to tell me what the symbol on the back wall was. That made it all the more funny.

LOLz.

Funneh PS right there.

Yeah, the DKs rawk and putting their symbol in the background there was a nice touch.

Be Well.

Yeah, the DKs rawk and putting their symbol in the background there was a nice touch.

Be Well.

#31 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-10-15 03:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

The DK's rock? WHAT!?! Ugh.....worst group ever! I don't care how 'bitchin' the Camaro was.

Whoa.....it's become a music thread. Time for someone to post 'shitty Zappa lyrics'. Wait....is that redundant?

The DK's rock? WHAT!?! Ugh.....worst group ever! I don't care how 'bitchin' the Camaro was.

"Soup is Good Food" and "California Uber Alles" are Classics in the best sense of that term.

So's "Too Drunk to Fuck" and "Holiday in Cambodia" come to think on it.

shitty Zappa lyrics

Zappa rawks too.

Be Well.

This is really an important story. California is being bankrupted by the crazy libs in Sacramento and here comes this bullshit deflection.

This is really an important story. California is being bankrupted by the crazy libs in Sacramento and here comes this bullshit deflection.

#34 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-10-15 05:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

Who has been governor of california for years now?

Put the cake down and think you lard balloon.

Who has been governor of california for years now?

You think California got that way in only 6 years?

LOL

Cut Maria a break. She was disoriented from a lack of food. Hopefully she was calling a Jimmy Johns.

but if you overstuffed bags of douche wanna play 'hate on the Kenedy's' please dont let anybody stop you.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2009-10-14 12:32 PM | Reply | Flag: SANG SONGS IN SCHOOL PRAISING JFK

Nope Vermin, but I did have lots of JFK campaign posters on the wall. Gosh, I'd rather have those back than the baseball cards.

Dead Kennedy's did NOT sing Bitchin' Camaro. That was Dead Milkmen... who, I'll agree, were not great musical artists (with the exception of Punk Rock Girl).

Dead Kennedy's, however, are punk greatness. And a big FUCK YOU to anyone who disagrees.

If she didn't kill anybody in the process then I think she proved how ridiculous the law is. Driving with a cell phone, no crash, no deaths, no injuries... time to get rid of the law.

"If she didn't kill anybody in the process then I think she proved how ridiculous the law is."

You might as well get used to it... yakking on the phone while driving is going the same way as drinking and driving and smoking in restaurants.

Bye bye.

I thought she was a Schwarzenegger? I heard Arnold used weed and steroids and is a serial molester, but if you overstuffed bags of douche wanna play 'hate on the Kenedy's' please dont let anybody stop you.

^^

May want to firm up "I thought" and "I heard" to "I know" and "I researched" before you flame someone for being whatever.

Just makes you look like....uhm, well an overstuff douchebag.

Loh

who care's?