Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, October 03, 2009

The head of baseball legend Ted Williams was abused by workers at the Alcor cryogenics facility where it was stored, former Alcor executive Larry Johnson alleges in a new book. A worker played batting practice with his head to get it unstuck from a tunafish can, Johnson claims. "Nothing in the book is as gruesome as Johnson's descriptions of what happened to Williams' body," the New York Post reports.

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I may be wrong, but wouldn't have the head shattered if smashed with a wrench while frozen?

Who caers? Ted's dead baby. Ted's dead and always will be.

Amazing someone could write an entire book about a swing with a monkey wrench at a frozen head.

Fuck France!

Oh, and I'm glad Ted is dead. Anyone named Ted that has anything to do with Mass. is a douchebag and most likely a murderer.

Yankees fan, no doubt.

With everything going on today, Ted Williams leads Yahoo Search terms for the day.

What a shame all this is crazy stuff going on after Ted Williams death. But who knows, maybe he's looking down on it all and getting a big laugh out of it.

My Dad served for a time with Ted Williams with the USMC in the Korean War. My Dad and Ted Williams both flew F4U-4 Corsairs off of the flight deck of the USS Sicily (CV-118). My Dad was assigned to both VMF-323 (along with Capt. Jerry Coleman who also played with the Yankees) and for a time was assigned to VMF-214 which was also Ted Williams squadron during the Korean War. Both squadrons served on the USS Sicily.

My Dad has a photo of both of he and Ted Williams in the USMC together in with his military papers/photos. I decided to take a look on Google when I saw this story on Ted Williams. Below is a link to a smaller, identical photo of the exact same one which I have here at home. Couldn't believe I was lucky enough to find it! Sorry this photo from Google is so small. When I learn how to scan photos and upload them, one day I'll upload the larger photo for you Yankee baseball fans.

There is no writing on the back of the original photo my Dad has so I believe this photo may be of VMF-214 as I don't believe Williams was ever assigned to VMF-323. My Dad flew with both squadrons.

In the photo link hown below --

My Dad is the good looking guy shown kneeling in the very front row -- 5th from the left.

Ted Williams is shown standing in very back row, 3rd from the left, tallest guy and the only one not wearing a tie.


Sorry, dropped the link off my #7 above.

I'll continue...

In the photo link below

My Dad is shown kneeling in the very front row -- 5th from the left.

Ted Williams is shown the very back row, 3rd from the left, tallest guy and the only one not wearing a tie.

My Dad and Ted Williams -- USMC (KOREAN WAR)

A severed head can be mistreated more?

#9 newsworthy

A severed head can be mistreated more?

Yes. You can add insult to injury.

One technician at the cryonics facility even used Yankee batter Ted Williams' frozen head for his own batting practice.

...an Alcor employee removed Williams' head from the freezer with a stick, and tried to dislodge the tuna can it was balanced on by swinging at it with a monkey wrench....

Ted Williams' son is to blame for all this happening. It was his idea to have his Dad's head decapitated and frozen. He should have shown his father the respect he deserved and just given him a decent burial.

Califchris? Do you possess ANY trace of humor??
I mean, if every joke has to be explained to you, maybe your love life is not tragic....more like inevitable.

A severed head can be mistreated more?

Even I thought that was funny,Diablo

I knew you were just being sarcastic. Geeze. I just used your comment to tell more about the disgraceful way Williams was treated. I don't like Williams' son for how he allowed his Dad's remains to be disgraced.

Okay, C-Chris. I think slicing up someone's remains in the hope of some L.Ron Hodad science fiction reanimation is almost inviting someone to use a frozen head to cool the beer because the whole premise was materialistic and absurd to start with.
I sense you are saying the same thing.
I got very, very pissed off at the "Bodies" exhibition touring the country. These are corpses mostly from China. Gee, prisoners? Maybe the Nazis could have gained cred doing this!
The Germans got to their limit when the Bodies exhibition had the corpses screwing.
Yeah, the environment is the most important issue......

Who even wants to be reanimated in the future.You aren't going to even have a friend around and you probably won't even understand the language.You'll come back only to be miserable and lonely.

That sounds exactly like our time, Bruce!

They mistreated Ted William's severed head?

* disapproves *

Wot did they do... put a Yankee's cap on him?

Be Well.

Re #7 and #8

Just so I'm not giving out misleading info about the picture in my link #8 --

I may have identified the wrong group of pilots in the picture I linked in #7 of my Dad and Ted Williams in Korea. I'll call a friend of my Dad's tomorrow to make sure it's VMF-214. No big deal but I want to get it right.

Ted Williams regularly assigned USMC fighter pilot squadron he flew with in Korea was VMF-311 and my Dad's was VMF-323 ("Death Rattlers"). But I'm sure the photo was not of the pilots with either of those VMF squadrons.

Just to make sure I've correctly identified VMF-214 as the right squadron for that group of pilots in the photo I'll check tomorrow with a friend of my Dad's who was in Korea with him. It's no big deal but I want to make sure the VMF group in the photo I linked of my Dad and Williams is identified as the right one. If I was incorrect I'll post it on here tomorrow.

If the dude was a Pirates fan it probably took him three swings to finally hit him.

I may be wrong, but wouldn't have the head shattered if smashed with a wrench while frozen?

It shattered into splendid splinters.

"I may be wrong, but wouldn't have the head shattered if smashed with a wrench while frozen?

#1 | Posted by 726"

No. If you don't believe me, take a frozen roast out of your freezer and smash it. I don't think it will shatter.

"shattered "

Banana hammer.

www.youtube.com

I find the most interesting part is that these people who presumably charge a fortune for their services prop up heads on tuna cans. Empty cans, I assume.

There are a number of uses for tuna cans, I admit to using them for paint and turpentine, but this is fantastic.

A severed head can be mistreated more?

Oh, yes... you might get frostbite on a certain sensitive part of your anatomy, though.

Cryosquicking, the new cube job.

This is my last post on this subject!

Finishing up on my #19 re the VMF squadron shown in the photo of Ted Williams and my Dad I linked in my #7 -- I can't say for sure the pilots shown in the photo were with VMF-214. I knew my Dad was never with Williams' VMF-311 squad so figured it had to be the other squadron (VMF-214) he flew with in Korea.

So I called my Dad's long time friend Ted this morning who served in the USMC with my Dad and asked him if he could help me identify which VMF squadron was in the photo of my Dad and Williams but he said he couldn't be sure without seeing it. He asked me if the Corsair had a tail # but I told him it didn't.

As a side note, I just learned today when I called Ted that he had actually been in VMF-311 -- Ted Williams regularly assigned squadron in Korea -- but he had never met Williams himself as he served with VMF-311 in 1955 and by that time Williiams had already left Korea and the USMC. Learn new history all the time.

Ted also said that even though Williams and my Dad both flew off the USS Sicily in Korea that group photo I have of the Corsair fighter pilots (link in #7) may possibly have been taken here in the states (at either Cherry Point, NC or Pensacola, FL) as all the reservist fighter pilots were assigned to quick aviation refresher training before heading over to Korea.

So even though the picture shows my Dad and Ted Williams in that group of fighter pilots, I just can't say for sure whether or not it was definitely VMF-214. I do know it wasn't VMF-311 or VMF-323.

Moral of this story -- write down info on the back of all your family photos. Don't wait. My Dad is now gone so I couldn't ask him about the photo, another good friend of his who also was over in Korea who might have been able to tell me died two years ago, and my Dad's other USMC buddy Ted whom I called this morning is now in his late 80's. Soon all the WW II and Korean war vets will be gone so get their memories while you can.

I find the most interesting part is that these people who presumably charge a fortune for their services prop up heads on tuna cans. Empty cans, I assume.

How many other heads does this cryogenics lab have propped up on tuna fish cans? What a scam. And the families probably pay thousands to have their loved ones frozen. Doesn't the government have any rules and regulations in place for these labs?

Here's the pitch... and... OOOOOOH! He knocks it out of the park!!!

HOLY COW!!!

Harry "I'm Rotting In The Ground" Carey.

... families probably pay thousands to have their loved ones frozen.

A fool and their money are soon parted.

Poor Ted and his head.

With everything going on today, Ted Williams leads Yahoo Search terms for the day.
#6 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-10-02 05:18 PM

Hey, what's that link?

Uh, Williams died in 2002 and the abuse was written about in Sports Illustrated in 2003!? They were abusing the bodies right off the bat! [pardon the pun]

"You get a lawsuit, you get a lawsuit, everybody get a lawsuit!"

Alcor should be demolished along with it's staff.

This issue is nothing to lose one's head over ...

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