there is really nothing to say

Well, regardless of the intent of this thread, it will devolve in to gay bashing...Which is pretty much how every other thread goes anyway.

Were either of these two 'Mo's minorities?

Thanks for ringing the bell for Moron School Recess, 101. You've started it with 'Mo. Now everyone else can bash too, right?

'Cause we all know how special the Holy Vows of Matrimony are with the 'normal and natural' Heterosexual Couple.

They Neeeever get Divorced. Not a one!

For a state to allow a divorce it first has to recognize the marriage.

this is outrageous. i believe marriage is a holy thing. on the last day of this month i will marry my true love, a darling quiet thing with long silver hair, a lovely permanent smile and a dry sense of humor located in row 6 section 7 of the shady rest memorial park.

the services will be performed at an undisclosed location. we will be honeymooning at the hotel california.

in our prenuptual agreement, we agreed that in case of a divorce, she would be solely responsible for the reinterrment fees.

The cynic in me wonders whether or not this might have been planned all along: get married in another state that recognizes gay marriages, return to a state that doesn't allow them, and file for divorce. By agreeing to even hear the divorce case, the court implies that the marriage is valid.

RiR,

It is the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy!!! For all you Rtards that don't get sold as cat food by the Death Panels, we'll force you to divorce your wives and husbands and marry someone of your own sex.

Then we are going to take all your money in taxes and buy Bentleys for all the illegal aliens and force you to wash and wax them every 3 days.

Then we are gonna come for your white women!!!

Actually, I'm wondering if these two will be outspoken critics of gay marriage after the court finishes raking them over the coals taking half of their stuff and taking their money for lawyers to arbitrate a divorce.

Lonnie

Then we are gonna come for your white women!!!

#7 | Posted by axe at 2009-10-02 12:29 PM
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That's the one thing I don't worry about.

LMFAO. Me neither RiR.

Lonnie

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#1 | Posted by yougothurt at 2009-10-02 10:35 AM

Is that regarding the legal language or the intent? Either way, it's groundbreaking and your statement is indicative of the deflections used for BushCo.

For a state to allow a divorce it first has to recognize the marriage.
#4 | Posted by danni at 2009-10-02 11:23 AM

Precisely. They must have a legally recognized case to try.

It's exciting to consider that Texas might finally lift it's Iran-like "ban" on gay anything. Gay-up, cowboys!

I've been married, (to a woman,) for 6 years now. We've been together for over 10 years. I'm only 28. I love my wife. People who get married only to divorce sure waste a lot of time and money.

"For a state to allow a divorce it first has to recognize the marriage."

In related news, another Texas judge has ruled the ban on gay marriage unconstitutional:

"By agreeing to even hear the divorce case, the court implies that the marriage is valid."

How dare they! Why, if that happens, it will destroy the sanctity of marriage, just like it did in Massachusetts! I'm sure, without even looking, MA has the highest divorce rate in the country!!!

"Then we are gonna come for your white women!!!
#7 | Posted by axe"

That's the one thing I don't worry about.
#9 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-10-02 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag: Ghey

Well, regardless of the intent of this thread, it will devolve in to gay bashing...Which is pretty much how every other thread goes anyway.

Were either of these two 'Mo's minorities?

#2 | Posted by 101Chairborne

I bet it turns into a Texas bashing thread before gay bashing.

It is the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy!!! For all you Rtards that don't get sold as cat food by the Death Panels, we'll force you to divorce your wives and husbands and marry someone of your own sex.

Then we are going to take all your money in taxes and buy Bentleys for all the illegal aliens and force you to wash and wax them every 3 days.

Then we are gonna come for your white women!!!

#7 | Posted by axe at 2009-10-02 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Please, don't feed the retards.

You know that some of what you just typed will only end up on some billboard or end up coming out of Palin, Bachman or Glen 'Fatty' Becks mouth.

Did you hear the latest paranoia movement gaining popularity? It's that Obama is actually CIA. We never heard this about Bush Jr (and it's no secret that his father WAS the former CIA director).

It looks like the porkers won.

good luck babbler, don't let him take you to the cleaners!

Which would destroy more heterosexual marriages, gay marriage or gay divorce???

Which would destroy more heterosexual marriages, gay marriage or gay divorce???

Is that a trick question? Because I can't see how anything Gay will factor into anything Heterosexual personally.

Why do they need to get divorced anyway? They can just have the marriage annuled.

"Because I can't see how anything Gay will factor into anything Heterosexual personally."

Me either.

Reminds me of a Gilber Godfred joke:

A guy says to his wife "you have a tight cunt and no tits." The wife says "get off my back."

"For a state to allow a divorce it first has to recognize the marriage."

Danni:

They just did - as they'll be reminded by the next lawyer who wants to push a gay marriage-rights case in a Texas court.

Oh my God, God is lowering the protective veil covering Texas!

Yayyyyyyyy Take that You bigotted Homophobics. Maybe there is hope yet for the rest of the United States. I do so hope someday the SCOTUS will rectify this Injustice.

Larry

"Well, regardless of the intent of this thread, it will devolve in to gay bashing...Which is pretty much how every other thread goes anyway."

No, 101chair. I will personally devolve it into lawyer-bashing and leave the gays out of this.
I have always thought the entire gay rights movement was a lawyer-created pseudo-movement to create more work for attorneys. Given the astonishingly high turnover rate in male gay relationships (not female gays as a rule) the attorneys see money to be made.
When a gay couple says they want to marry, I smile and say to them exactly what I say to straight couples who tell me that: "Are you outta your f#cking minds???"
Actually, I tell them to consider the legal ramifications because the lawyers have made even a sneeze a federal case these days.

THIS is why we ELECT judges in texas and dont let some pointy headed politician give political payback by appointing them
this twat will not win re election