I checked Tosser's IP and he's really posting from Pakistan. So the theory going around that he's an American yanking people's chains is incorrect.

I hope he gets some money to where he does not have to crash in the van.

Great music, Dave.

A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"

"So the theory going around that he's an American yanking people's chains is incorrect."

He is a Pakistani who yanks people's chains then.

Well, he could be an American living in Pakistan. As to yanking, I don't get it. But I don't pay as much attention to personae behind the posts as some do. (I only pick on certain people. Hee hee.)

That explains the sand in his gina.

Yanking chains accounts for about 92% of the posts here.

Texas libraries instituted a new policy today requiring insane homeless losers using their computer terminals to have bathed within the past week.

Rusty Ballsack will not be joining us today

"They Walk Among Us."

"A recent poll showed that 89.3 percent of those polled believed that the "media played a very or somewhat strong role in helping to elect President Obama."

"What the poll really showed was that 10.7% of those polled are either deaf and blind or have shit between their ears."

DONATE TO A REAL AMERICAN HERO

Members of Congress will holding a hearing tomorrow on a plan by U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, to audit the Federal Reserve, which oversees U.S. monetary policy, and his supporters are calling it a precedent-setting event.

"This is history in the making and victory is within reach," said a statement on the RonPaul.com website, which is maintained in support of the congressman but is not linked to him.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I agree with Ron Paul
Let's audit the Fed

This novice could use a hand. In the Friday Night Music thread many people embed links to youtube videos, I was wondering what the proper syntax is for doing this.

Thanks

Roses are red
Violets are blue
One day the masses will realize
They are all against you
No matter what you say
Or who you vote for
They will do what they will do
You can bet on that for sure

DONATE TO A REAL AMERICAN HERO

WTF did she do?

WTF did she do?

#16 | Posted by 726

Not me.

obama has learned a painful and embarrassing lesson. Foreign policy defines you, domestic policy is easier to deal with, it isnt on the world stage. after the many offered hands obama has been slapped in the face by iran and told that no matter what they will develop their nuclear program. now obama has said the world will not tolerate that, so what is next? the worthless UN? Russia? well contrary to what obama says and believes, we are the greastes nation in the world, and he now need to remember....let every nation know...

"Barack Obama's excellent New York adventure was all he hoped it would be. He got to make a speech, pave the streets of Manhattan with harmless platitudes, bask in the admiration of various Third World mediocrities and hear himself nominated to be president of the United States for life. "It was an excellent day,"

"Veterans' promised tuition checks AWOL"

"The U.S. government failed to send promised college tuition checks to tens of thousands of veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars before they returned to school this fall, even after being warned that it was inadequately staffed for the job. "

SNL Mocks Glenn Beck For Conspiracy Theories, Lack Of Sanity (VIDEO)

"Luxury carmaker Fisker wins $529M government loan"

"The Energy Department awarded a $529 million low-interest government loan to a California-based start-up luxury automaker to fund the development of an $88,000 plug-in hybrid vehicle and a future "family oriented" sedan."

Did SNL mock ACORN and their employees? Although, they don't need mocking, the videos of ACORN employees promoting crime would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

Back in the 1990s there was a show called In Living Color. I could imagine them doing an ACORN video like that.

Corky, considering your fearless leader is looking like a bigger failure everyday, do you really give a shit about SNL and Glen Beck?

Corky, considering your fearless leader is looking like a bigger failure everyday, do you really give a shit about SNL and Glen Beck?

Any port in a storm

#24 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-09-25 01:40 PM | Reply | Flag: Should have learned what real failure looked like while worshipping GW

Yep, please find some of my worshipping posts from that 8 year span and we'll compare them to 8 months of yours. I don't think you'll want to go there.

W is God as a handle.... and I don't want to go there?

bwahahahhaha!

Thanks, Wissy. I needed a good laugh today. Enjoy your weekend.

P.S. I won't even bring up the 2 years you worshipped at the pantsuit alter.

Corky, I know you know better. Bottom of the barrel friday?

Player Refuses to Score Touchdown:
Arkansas Player Ends Game With Noble Gesture

Thamail Morgan took the kickoff and headed up the field.
He was at the 20 ... 30 ... 40

He had been avoiding, dodging or just simply running through tacklers on the way. Football always had come easily for Morgan. This game was no different. By the time he hit midfield, only open space was ahead of him. The two-time Arkansas all-state selection was headed for a touchdown.

40 ... 30 ... 20

He glanced at the clock and saw the final seconds ticking away. He realized his team, Cave City, was on the way to a victory over Yellville-Summit, comfortably ahead, 34-16. He also realized two other things: This wasn't an ordinary game. And he wasn't the same Thamail Morgan.

Doc the surrender monkey did not finish............

He glanced at the clock and saw the final seconds ticking away. He realized his team, Cave City, was on the way to a victory over Yellville-Summit, comfortably ahead, 34-16. He also realized two other things: This wasn't an ordinary game. And he wasn't the same Thamail Morgan.

When he reached the 2, he stopped. He took a few steps back and took a knee at the 5-yard line....

And was subsequently shot dead by the bookie who had Yellville +23.

#32 | Posted by The_Chapel| Flag: Mudville Finally Heard From

barak hussein obama

barak hussein obama

axe is an asshole and so is celisary

mmm mmm mmmmm

barak hussein obama

barak hussein obama

packers suck and so does bret

mmm mmmm mmmmm

barak hussein obama

barak hussein obama

democrats suck and so do you

mmm mmmm mmmmm

ANNOUNCEMents

tomorrows news today

WHITE HOUSE may be in a 'shakedown' with the us chamber of commerce threatening businesses and such who PROTEST CAP AND CRAP.............

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ANOTHER thing I DID NOT KNOW until this morning

any of the rest of you EVER HEAR that a former consultant of ENRON was a man named

PAUL KRUGMAN.....

so why didnt I KNOW that........

"Yanking chains accounts for about 92% of the posts here."

Only 92%?

"nd hear himself nominated to be president of the United States for life"

Did that really happen? Who said it?

Afk, your creativity _and_ your number of posts are down today. You can do better. Or at least more.

okay

according to the bush UN delegate

bush at one time called chavez

"castro without a brain"

sounds about right

ALSO

netenyahoo KICKED UN ass yesterday didnt he??

too bad our president KISSes thier ass instead of kicks it...

AND Treasury says they will investigate acorn

HEY BROS...isnt that one of your NORMAL JOBS alREADY???????

THERE..
its not how you start but how you finish

MMMM MMMMM MMMMM

ANOTHER thing I DID NOT KNOW until this morning

any of the rest of you EVER HEAR that a former consultant of ENRON was a man named

PAUL KRUGMAN.....

so why didnt I KNOW that........

Posted by afkabl2

same reason most Dems (& nice tools like u) don't know this...

Rahm Emmanuel, former Clinton adviser, former congressman from Illinois, current White House Chief of Staff, staunch supporter of Israel, and suspected by many of being "Mega", the Mossad mole in the Clinton White House, has a brother, Ari Emmanuel, who just happens to be Michael Moore's agent.

I would sure be interested in knowing what some of the things he 'consulted' about did....

what did he know and when did he know it

or was he more than a 'consultant'......

and WHY wasnt this in the media when his nobel was announced??

nevermind..I know already

well ladies and germs

the ole week has come and gone again and its once more time for FRIDAY happy hour at the local margarita joint...

and the weather in southeast texas is wonderfull and its almost october and NOT EVEN A tropical storm

NOW someone go back and check out the global warming environmental wackjobs who predicted record hurricanes because of me not having the right kind of light bulb...

its got to be 5 oclock SOMEWHERE........

"as a brother, Ari Emmanuel, who just happens to be Michael Moore's agent."

And we care because...? The Mossad thing is much more interesting, if you wanna play with conspiracies.

"And we care because..."

connecting diamonds yet today?:>)

Sep-24-2009 14:26
Outfoxing the 9/11 Coverup
Gordon Duff Salem-News.com

With the 9/11 Commission rescinding their own report, 9/11 debunking machine is now our "smoking gun".

I've got fucking pneumonia...

"You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot."

"You cannot reorganize village life to suit the big city IDIOTS"

After 14 mos, I FINALLY found a new job. Start next Thursday.
It still hasn't sunk in yet.

congrats BRIWO

Congratulations, Briwo. I'm very pleased for you.

"Only 92%?"

Afkabibble accounts for the other 8%....which qualify as nothing more than incoherent, narcotic ramblings.

After 14 mos, I FINALLY found a new job. Start next Thursday.
It still hasn't sunk in yet.

#51 | Posted by briwo

Are you in charge of Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?

#55, I actually I'm the guy who asks if you want to super size that?

Thanks to all for the well wishes. What I do is kind of specialized and suddenly everyone stopped hiring.

But now next Thursday, I can wake up and GO TO WORK!!

Trust me, as much fun as it you may think it would be to sit around, drink beer, hang with your other unemployed buddies (my County is just over 10%, some other Counties are over 16%)it gets real old after a while. And it doesn't take as long as you'd think. At least with Comcast there is actually good TV on during the days now.

I've got fucking pneumonia...

#48 | Posted by wurster at 2009-09-25 03:30 PM

Is that anything like Walking Pneumonia?

Wurster:

I had pnemonia about 4 months ago.

I hope you get well soon!!

#35

I wish you would find a way to get over your jealousy of Brett.

Dork!

I checked Tosser's IP and he's really posting from Pakistan. So the theory going around that he's an American yanking people's chains is incorrect.

Hello? He could be using a proxy.

(Though I don't think Tosser yanks people's chains more than anyone else around here.)

Hello? He could be using a proxy.

Sure. But how likely is it he'd go to that trouble?

I'm curious as to what led anyone to think he might be a phony in the first place. He is far too conversant about Pakistan to be an American.

The only question I have about Tosser is how he chose his nick. Was Wanker already taken?

FLASHBACK:
STUDENTS SANG BUSH'S PRAISES TOO
(AND FOR KATRINA REPONSE!)

Republicans have been in an uproar recently over video footage of children at a New Jersey elementary school singing the praises of President Barack Obama. The outrage has been fueled mainly by a constant drumbeat from conservative media. But on Friday it boiled over into the realm of political opportunism when the Republican National Committee sent out a fundraising appeal calling the episode an "indoctrination of our nations... children" and "fanaticism."

"Friend," RNC Chairman Michael Steele wrote, "this is the type of propaganda you would see in Stalin's Russia or Kim Jong Il's North Korea. I never thought the day would come when I'd see it here in America."

Alas, such "propaganda" has not been limited to despots, dictators and the Obama White House. As a savvy source points out, back in 2006 children from Gulf Coast states serenaded First Lady Laura Bush with a song praising the President, Congress, and Federal Emergency Management Agency for their response to -- of all things -- Hurricane Katrina. The lyrics were as follow:

God damn Doc Sarvis Kuddos to You. You always bring up their own Hypocrisy. Good for You Sir.

Larry

That's why I'm so popular with those bozos in the clown crowd, Larry!

:>)

Our country's stood beside us
People have sent us aid.
Katrina could not stop us,
our hopes will never fade.
Congress, Bush and FEMA
People across our land
Together have come to rebuild us
and we join them hand-in-hand!

All hail, Dear Leader Boosh!

After 14 mos, I FINALLY found a new job. Start next Thursday.
It still hasn't sunk in yet.

#51 | Posted by briwo at 2009

good
maybe you can FINNALLy become a contributing member of society....

Afkabibble accounts for the other 8%....which qualify as nothing more than incoherent, narcotic ramblings.

#54 | Posted by Angrydad at 2009-

the ONLY reason this ever gets posted is because you just dont like the truth being spread around.

#31 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

Pretty good story. Our MT Grizzlies always end obvious wins with a knee. Good football. Today we play Northern Arizona Lumberjacks.

Wuster ~ u from or in Mussoula?

about 60 miles north

My best college buddy runs "Five Valley Fly Fishing" there ~ told Ted Turner once to take a hike...when my buddy wouldn't bump a client for him. Turner hung up on him:>)