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Thursday, September 03, 2009

The wife of the likely prime minister of Japan has not been shy about airing some unorthodox views. "A strong believer in spiritualism, Miyuki Hatoyama said in a TV appearance earlier this year she met U.S. actor Tom Cruise -- in a previous life. She also claims that her soul has traveled to Venus on a UFO. "I was with him (Cruise) then. So he would recognize me when I see him and say long time, no see!'" she said, though cautioned the program's young interviewer not to take her seriously. "I also eat the sun," Hatoyama said on the program, looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy."

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I'll bet her entire house is set up to get the best feng shui vibes too.

I also eat the sun," Hatoyama said on the program.

And here I thought habanero peppers were hot.

I don't know, maybe something got lost in translation? Eat the sun?

maybe something got lost in translation? Eat the sun?

Maybe. Or maybe the sun is a euphemism for mushrooms.

Maybe. Or maybe the sun is a euphemism for mushrooms.

Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-09-02 11:24 PM | Reply

I believe it is metaphorically speaking for the Spirit eating the Sun. Just a hunch.

OK, now I get it, she ate musroom and then had a "trip" and she thought she was in Venus.

The Japanese sun god is female, so this chick must be a lesbian.

The Japanese sun god is female, so this chick must be a lesbian.

Fuckin' browser.

The Japanese sun god is female, so this chick must be a lesbian.

I thought it was Amaterasu and it was a "he"... figured her psychotic delusions would involve a blowjob.

Or a heroic dose of mushrooms. Interplanetary travel is certainly a possibility.

Links to the original interviews in Japanese.

www.youtube.com

www.youtube.com

Quite strange in any language.

That's why I love coming to the DR. Where else could you pick up a discussion as to the true gender of the Japanese son god(dess?)

Or a heroic dose of mushrooms. Interplanetary travel is certainly a possibility.

I used to like mushrooms washed down with the proper amount of anisette a combo which makes virtual intergalactic travel at lightspeeds in a matter of microseconds possible without the need for multitrillion dollar special effects.

I wonder how many people are gonna archive my comment for evil purposes?

I wonder how many people are gonna archive my comment for evil purposes?

When the Saturnians come, I will show it to them. They must find the Nibiru's aborted starchild to complete their kaleidoscope, and only you know where that is since you traveled at lightspeed! They have told me!

Starchild? Sir Nose is on the run.

Or a heroic dose of mushrooms. Interplanetary travel is certainly a possibility.

I ate the sun, once.

OK, actually it was a 4-way hit of Orange Sunshine but it sure felt like the sun.

Toured Venus, too, but her Earth name was Catherine.

Really weird. But no weirder than Jimmy Carter's UFO, Nancy Reagan's psychic, Clinton's blowjobs and definition of "is", Bush's regular chats with God and Sarah Palin's ESP with Putin when he flies over Alaskan airspace.

japanese women are cool.

66.6% percent of japanese women are totally uninhibited when it comes to sex...

...at least that's what i've found with the three I've dated so far.

#18 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2009-09-03 07:39 PM | Reply | Flag: making science fun again

Hey! you fucking animals, lay off Bob's mom!. This ain't right.

Are we sure it was the Sun she ate?
Japanese CAN be difficult to translate...maybe she meant

"SON"..........

"I also eat the sun ...[s]he also claims that her soul has traveled to Venus on a UFO."

I think Miyuki Hatoyama should dump her soon to be Japanese Prime Minister hubby and come to America to be the new Mrs. BuffaloBob. Not only are they soulmates but what a political coup for foreign relations between our two countries.

(ps -- as always, I have to put a disclaimer whenever I tease BBob that it was all done in fun and no disrespect on my part was meant. I'm the only one who has to do this too. Don't know how I let myself be dragged into this agreement!)

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

www.fredfred.net

nice, zat, nice!

on topic: ...and the US gets all rowdy with mentions of seances? we need a 'new age first lady'!

She met Tom Cruise in a past life and put as much distance as possible between herself and him this time around.

She's not entirely nuts.

She's not entirely nuts.

Posted by valis at 2009-09-03 11:51 PM | Reply

My kind of Babe.

She's not entirely nuts.

Posted by valis at 2009-09-03 11:51 PM | Reply

My kind of Babe.

#27 | Posted by LarryMohr

Damnit Larry read what the thread is about before commenting this isn't about Lisa!

Yes Dear I read the article. I still find the "Out There" chicks Hawt.

Larry

Yes Dear I read the article. I still find the "Out There" chicks Hawt.

That's just swell sweetheart. Maybe you might get lucky and find out Squeaky Fromme got paroled to Kansas.

Squeaky Fromme got paroled to Kansas.

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-09-04 12:53 AM | Reply

I believe She is tiny. I don't like Tiny Women. Sorry Dear.

Larry

I believe She is tiny. I don't like Tiny Women. Sorry Dear.

Too bad Sweet Cheeks how about Sara Jane Moore then? Roseanne Barr? Oprah? I know Kirstie Alley!!!!

How do you say "Coast2Coast" in Japanese?

...though cautioned the program's young interviewer not to take her seriously

Yeah, cos people taking her too seriously must be a real problem fer her.

LOL.

Be Well.

Kinky tart anyway. I'd take her over a valley girl any day.

This god damned fucking microwave! Fucking piece of shit! Reginald, you can have the fucking thing!

So the wife of an elected offical is a bit batty?

None of my damn business, and not the press's damn business either (even if it is their 'work' business....)

Such news only becomes legit when it starts getting political (spouse or other relative in question starts making comments on politics, for example: for or against public health care, etc.....)

I'm more concerned about members of the political leadership who think they've got God on their side.

"I'm more concerned about members of the political leadership who think they've got God on their side."

Glad to see you're concerned.

"We are God's partners in matters of life and death."
-
Barack Obama

"God is with us and He wants us to do the right thing."
-Barack Obama

"When people work together, there is nothing that can stop us because that's God's intention."
-Barack Obama

I am always bothered by politicians invoking Gawd, makes no difference if it's Obama, Bush, Nixon (now there's a hoot), or Ronnie Raygun. Less problems with Lincoln, though, because I think may have been the smartest president this country ever had and he didn't wear his religion on his sleeve. Now, what about you, Joe?

I am always bothered by politicians invoking Gawd, makes no difference if it's Obama, Bush, Nixon

Fair enough.

Obama said these things right? This isn't an interpretation from something he said to a Saudi or an Iraqi or Iranian when trying to score points with a foreign power?

Eat the sun

Actually, it might have been son, not sun.

And, if you take the word for son, it carries a slang connotation also.

Does anyone have the actual Japanese link so I can translate the statement?

Can we get this lady on Glenn Beck?

Get her on Glenn Beck? Christ, I thought she was Glenn Beck!

Does anyone have the actual Japanese link so I can translate the statement?

#41 | Posted by Petrous

The links are already posted higher up.

It was "sun", not "son"...

#22 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-09-03 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

There's no agreement---when was the last time I mocked you?

"#22 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-09-03 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

There's no agreement---when was the last time I mocked you?

#45 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob at 2009-09-04 09:58 PM | Reply | Flag:"

That post really got your antennae up>

I bet smoke was coming out of your ears like a lunar smokestack.

I bet smoke was coming out of your ears like a lunar smokestack.

#46 | Posted by babuenthal at 2009-09-04 10:34 PM | Reply | Flag Loser

You lose--pay up.

"You lose--pay up"

I'm supposed to believe YOU?

Somebody who thinks Apollo 11 didn't land on the moon, but believes there are alien smokestacks there?

Somebody who thinks the car antenna is the most effective self defense weapon ever created?

I'll need proof.

Somebody who thinks the car antenna is the most effective self defense weapon ever created?

I'll need proof.

#48 | Posted by babuenthal at 2009-09-05 12:54 AM | Reply | Flag

WTF are you talking about? Lying doesn't prove your point--it proves you ignorance. I choose a car antenna over a gun I can't reach--what would your choice be?

I have questions about Apollo 11---questions that haven't been answered. I don't follow blindly like a sheep--I question everything. Why should anyone fear questions if we went? How could there be questions if we went? I saw recent photographs sent back from new moon orbiters with great cameras that showed footprints on a path--but where were the lunar landers? Where were the lunar lander tracks? If you can see a footpath---you should be able to see lunar landers and their tracks. Just because I ask questions you can't answer--don't be frightened. We may have gone, and I hope to be proven wrong--so far it hasn't happened. How do you explain this video of Apollo 11 when they should have been halfway to the moon?

www.youtube.com

I don't expect you to look at the link--I wouldn't want to interrupt your grazing time.

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